FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my lady garden !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha 100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and tidy. But would look nicer with a few daisies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego Indiana Jones would have a party in there trying find the lost pussy pearl's of the lady garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super duper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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Just a quick strim around the edges and we be good to go ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm there's nothing better than the smell of freshly cut grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need to fertilise in the spring

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We'd have make sure that there are no snakes in the grass before giving that a good going over and planting flowers lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was scared to look, but that's the loveliest lady garden I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's looking a bit green, is it poorly?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I've given it one....a fab that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lego Indiana Jones would have a party in there trying find the lost pussy pearl's of the lady garden x"

If he had a metal detector he might find buried treasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need to fertilise in the spring

It might need a tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's what you call a neatly trimmed bush...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Looks like it might be a bugger to wax!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If there's grass on the wicket....

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Haha best lady garden I ever did see

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Reminds me of the film ....

Honey ive shrunk the kids

.... when they got lost in the garden ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's looking well kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need to fertilise in the spring

It might need a tidy. "

Litter picking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you masturbating in your lounge yesterday and was you neighbour cutting the grass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a lovely lady garden, all spring like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to graze on your lawn. X

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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Fabbed it! Last year I changed my name to 'Granny Green Fanny' for a week and put a green fanny pic up! My friends were outraged that they suddenly had a verification from Granny Green Fanny. Made me giggle anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it could do with some moss killer on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

Ruby

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

certainly gives a whole new meaning to brushing it under the carpet

now youve got to grow your lady garden so at least we can compare the pics between natural growth and manmade

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I love a nice garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"certainly gives a whole new meaning to brushing it under the carpet

now youve got to grow your lady garden so at least we can compare the pics between natural growth and manmade

I do have a natural one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

I nearly brought some green pubic hair dye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks more fun than the stuff at the driving range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fking Hell woman, your pubes have gone mouldy XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to give it a sanding once a month to stop it wearing out.

Also its a bugger for friction burns if you go down hard on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me a cow......cos I wanna start eating grass......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to give it a sanding once a month to stop it wearing out.

Also its a bugger for friction burns if you go down hard on it

Not much chance of it wearing out

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It's a garden I'd explore

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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Giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure most wouldn't turf you out of bed for not shaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure most wouldn't turf you out of bed for not shaving

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure most wouldn't turf you out of bed for not shaving

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very nice though you might want to consider dropping the cut on your mower a notch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very nice though you might want to consider dropping the cut on your mower a notch.

The ground was too damp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember to wet it before you play on it- otherwise you might get friction burns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I dig your garden for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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id use scissors...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs striming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't think grass grew in shade but then noticed cracking cleavage must of let the sun light through

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

Some good quality forage right there

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I have my own one, it's full of flowers and also has a hovering butterfly because it is soo enticing

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

It would make a nice toupee for someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need re seeding ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to lay some of my seeds on your grass........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon tom jones would love your pussy

green green grass of home lol

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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where's my machete one minute while I clear a path to the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could lye on my office floor, with your legs apart, All I would need then is a golf ball, a putting iron, and a flag on a pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the natural look .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant just brilliant

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a grass covered playground!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Now I know the grass is greener in East Midlands, does it rain a lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dandelions so I'll guess your not a squirter

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By *irty builderMan
over a year ago

pontefract

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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I'd graze on it all day and give it a good munching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang tidy

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

BURGESS HILL

I lol'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me smile

Its clearly astro turf, so in theory its maintenance free!

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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago

somewhere in the middle

Spring has sprung

...so would you say your green fingered

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I have my own one, it's full of flowers and also has a hovering butterfly because it is soo enticing

at least yours is easy to pick the petals from, whilst kissing your bare skin underneath the petal

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I noticed you didn't bother with a "Keep off the grass" sign OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my own one, it's full of flowers and also has a hovering butterfly because it is soo enticing

Very nice. Fab bed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could lye on my office floor, with your legs apart, All I would need then is a golf ball, a putting iron, and a flag on a pole.

Would you manage a hole in one

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

Looking good op. Im good at gardening....anytime you need it tidying up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very nice though you might want to consider dropping the cut on your mower a notch.

The ground was too damp. "

Can easily fix that for you with a thorough aeration and a nutritious top dressing.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Mmmmmmm! I love a bit of turf diving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmm! I love a bit of turf diving

Bring your snorkel

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Would you give me one ?

Or does it need a going over with a flymo??

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without a test drive how can't possible come up with a rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat enough greens so this is just what the doctor ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the grass is greener after all

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Mmmmmmm! I love a bit of turf diving

Bring your snorkel "

Nah, a snorkel will just get in the way! I'll free dive.....

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"Would you give me one ?

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Nah, you should 'turf' that out

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

"Would you give me one ?

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Looks good to me. Need a taste test ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lololllol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving the green fingered innuendos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you give me one ?

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Haha love it op

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Get a goat x

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Would you give me one ?

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needs mowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol. For those that do enjoy au natural I've posted a pic. The Astro turf was a bit itchy

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

It's good enough to eat my dear

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