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By *octor Delerium OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Greetings from the Charnel House.

Something has died, and is quietly decomposing under the floor of my dining room.

Nothing that I've put down there, all my experiments are carefully secreted in the woods at the bottom of the garden.

Cadaverine, putrescine, skatole, indole, and a whole spectrum of sulphur containing compounds have necessitated puchase of Neutradol gel and permanent opening of the ground floor windows until the decomposition process completes.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"Greetings from the Charnel House.

Something has died, and is quietly decomposing under the floor of my dining room.

Nothing that I've put down there, all my experiments are carefully secreted in the woods at the bottom of the garden.

Cadaverine, putrescine, skatole, indole, and a whole spectrum of sulphur containing compounds have necessitated puchase of Neutradol gel and permanent opening of the ground floor windows until the decomposition process completes."

Even in this weather it smells?

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Have you changed your socks lately ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone sewn a Trout into your curtain lining?

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By *octor Delerium OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Even in this weather.

I thought that it may have been a dead pigeon in the dining room chimney, but that's clear.

No sign of trout or Limburger; the odour is coming up from under the floor as evidenced by the increase in the aroma in the vicinity of the mains water cut-off tap.

Dr Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even in this weather.

I thought that it may have been a dead pigeon in the dining room chimney, but that's clear.

No sign of trout or Limburger; the odour is coming up from under the floor as evidenced by the increase in the aroma in the vicinity of the mains water cut-off tap.

Dr Nasty"

With your username are you sure it's not early on set of alzheimer's. .....and you've put a body down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a dead mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a meth cook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you lived there long ?

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By *octor Delerium OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

The previous owner was an elderly man; I got the property at less than the market rate as he told me that his wife had left him, he wanted to consolidate his money and go and enjoy himself in the Caribean.

No, brain function seems satisfactory, and I would expect a mouse to rot/desiccate pretty quickly.

Dr Nasty

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By *octor Delerium OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

No, fairly simple stuff to make, but I prefer to hang on to my complexion, teeth and general health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The previous owner was an elderly man; I got the property at less than the market rate as he told me that his wife had left him, he wanted to consolidate his money and go and enjoy himself in the Caribean.

No, brain function seems satisfactory, and I would expect a mouse to rot/desiccate pretty quickly.

Dr Nasty"

Maybe his wife didnt leave him but shes under the floorboards?

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