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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I know am a TV dresser etc etc. But I like the odd game of airsoft.

Not that long ago a friend was shot in the nuts/balls Willy(he cried about it for a few days)we just laughed a tiny wee bit.

His wife next day with a smile on her face was telling everyone that he was very tender and spotty down below.

Anyone else ever had to explain to partner why their bits looked different

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Yes. I said I must have caught it off a dirty public toilet seat

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Yes I know am a TV dresser etc etc. But I like the odd game of airsoft.

Not that long ago a friend was shot in the nuts/balls Willy(he cried about it for a few days)we just laughed a tiny wee bit.

His wife next day with a smile on her face was telling everyone that he was very tender and spotty down below.

Anyone else ever had to explain to partner why their bits looked different "

Paintball has a similar effect..

But it was more welts on your neck that resemble love bites..

And while on the subject of paintball, I shot Adam Wodyatt (Ian beale)in the head and balls during a paintball match..Well, that's my only claim to fame..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had to explain to my mum why my boobs were bruised. "I feel over" didnt quite cut it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter once caught sight of my boobs that were very bruised after a very rigorous session. Quickly said I'd been moving furniture and caught myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My daughter once caught sight of my boobs that were very bruised after a very rigorous session. Quickly said I'd been moving furniture and caught myself. "
a female member of the family once had to tell her new new boyfriend I had shot her on the boobs. Because her old boyfriend had nibbled her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes. I said I must have caught it off a dirty public toilet seat "

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We've been lucky but we'd been telling a friend he should wear a maille skirt, then, during a national tournament, Dave caught his dick with the tip of his sword - he was in pain for days!

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By *ymph84Woman
over a year ago

durham

Having to explain to colleagues that I can't sit down because I fell down stairs that morning. When my best friend was sat there shaking his head knowing fine well I couldn't sit down as my arse was black and blue from a dom session the night before

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Been there tryin to explain bruises to the mother has been tense at time haha. Shame ya cant just say a dom fucked me sensless hehe

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