FabSwingers.com forum: Big and Hairy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After an argument Sue stormed upstairs and returned an hour later wearing a mini skirt resembling a pelmet and a tight boob tube with thigh high boots on. George asked where she was going and was told “Dogging! Don’t wait up!”

After Match of the Day George looked at the clock and smiled a smug grin knowing she’d be home soon and hadn’t actually gone dogging but to the pub. At 3 am he consoled himself that she’d be home soon as the local Indian restaurant had closed. He woke at 5:30am to the sound of Sue staggering in.

“Where the hell have you been?” he shouted

“I went dogging and found an absolute stud!” she answered

Tearful and hurt George stuttered, “Did he touch those amazing boobs you have?”

Sue answered “He fondled and groped and sucked these boobs til they were sore!”

“Did he touch that big soft curvy bum?” asked George

“He groped and squeezed and bit this bum til it ached” Sue laughed

“And…. and…what about that big hairy c*nt?” George asked sobbing

Sue stared at George and said “He never mentioned you once!”

ha ha well I thought it was funny....