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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Lurking? Whatever you're doing come and share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post. You're very, very welcome here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake but a bit squiffy, too much gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on sofa perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim, it's not thaaaaat late yet. I'm dozing in and out of consciousness and passing the time with a bit of a nosey and a bit of a perv in the peace and quiet of an empty house, seeing as The Wench is out shaking her funky stuff at a club.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening Jim at work tonight not long till 2.30pm and I can go home xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake but a bit squiffy, too much gin and tonic "

You could add squiffy to the More 'Y' thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E'ning

Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight "

Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ola"

Yo.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ "

rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying on sofa perving "

Sofa perv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm coming to the end of a chilled evening watching The Wolverine. I must try and see Logan soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ "

*Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim.

Good evening. I'm pretty happy. Three wins in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor "

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ

*Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*"

**spins and hits the wall**

Damn EJ that hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, it's not thaaaaat late yet. I'm dozing in and out of consciousness and passing the time with a bit of a nosey and a bit of a perv in the peace and quiet of an empty house, seeing as The Wench is out shaking her funky stuff at a club. "

You say it's not thaaaat late, but you're almost asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight

Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy?"

Nah...just proof reading the pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim at work tonight not long till 2.30pm and I can go home xx"

Good evening Voddy. Keep on keeping on. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, how's your weekend going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"E'ning

Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal "

Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Evening! How are we all this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim.

Good evening. I'm pretty happy. Three wins in a row. "

Three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x"

Voddy said she was at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

UTV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?"

tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!"

There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"E'ning

Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal

Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to."

I may just do that...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x

Voddy said she was at work "

I am at work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"UTV"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm coming to the end of a chilled evening watching The Wolverine. I must try and see Logan soon. "

Very nice, arooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ

*Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*

**spins and hits the wall**

Damn EJ that hurt "

Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x"

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight

Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy?

Nah...just proof reading the pictures "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up"

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ

*Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*

**spins and hits the wall**

Damn EJ that hurt

Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you."

That's okay but now I have a bump on my head and you have to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! Drinksh are still happening. Tomorrow is gonna hurt methinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how's your weekend going? "

Good evening Angie. My weekend is going alright. How about you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!

There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'."

How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x

Voddy said she was at work I am at work lol"

Hope it's go quick for u xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all,

In the bath having a _oddy and a look around

Mrs x

Enjoy."

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all! Drinksh are still happening. Tomorrow is gonna hurt methinks "

Drinksh Autocorrect changed drinksh to d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!

There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'.

How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. "

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder "

make it a coffee and your a darlin

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim. I'm actually still up tonight, watching MOD, with hubby. So no burnt bum at the moment! hope you're having a good wkend!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening! How are we all this evening?"

We're very good thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening and happy Saturday to Pablo and Ignite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"E'ning

Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal

Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to.

I may just do that..."

Do it, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ

*Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*

**spins and hits the wall**

Damn EJ that hurt

Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you.

That's okay but now I have a bump on my head and you have to kiss it better"

X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim "

Wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fabsters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I'm actually still up tonight, watching MOD, with hubby. So no burnt bum at the moment! hope you're having a good wkend! "

Is MOD the highlights of the best work of the moderators today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim "

Hey Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin"

Runs off to pop the kettle on

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fabsters "

Good evening PolarBear.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim

Wine?"

Yes please, I hear there might be comics too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all! Drinksh are still happening. Tomorrow is gonna hurt methinks "

Porcelain hugger

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim

Wine?

Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. "

Are they the new coffee table books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alreeeet everyone?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin

Runs off to pop the kettle on "

mind the slippery Floor

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim. I'm actually still up tonight, watching MOD, with hubby. So no burnt bum at the moment! hope you're having a good wkend!

Is MOD the highlights of the best work of the moderators today?"

He he, could well be! Bless them, they do a good job on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*slithers into thread and o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim

Wine?

Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. "

**jumps around excitedly** yeap I have quite a collection

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just got home.

I need a drink...who has drink?

Hi Jim

Wine?

Yes please, I hear there might be comics too.

Are they the new coffee table books? "

I'll read anything. Expect the argos catalogue. I'm still scarred from the times I had to mark Christmas wishes and none of them arrived.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Alreeeet everyone?"

Hello starlet! How are you? Have you embraced culture once more this evening?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeet everyone?"

Are you from Derbyshire as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin

Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor "

Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!

There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'.

How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet."

FFS man hurry up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*slithers into thread and o/ "

Hello! o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to?

Oh and hello everyone else!

There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'.

How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up "

Patience is the key lol.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone have wine? "

I have gin. And cucumber. And lime. Will that do?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi! "

Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have wine? "

I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi! "

Hey Blue.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone have wine?

I have gin. And cucumber. And lime. Will that do? "

That'll do me. Love a bit of mothers ruin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeet everyone?

Hello starlet! How are you? Have you embraced culture once more this evening? "

No culture today, although Ruth Wilson in Hedda Gabler is next week! Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have beer and cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeet everyone?

Are you from Derbyshire as well "

No, just mixing it up like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have beer and cider."

Cider. Yussssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi!

Hi!"

Hey you two

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol."

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin

Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor

Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine "

You'll bump your head again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have wine?

I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful "

You're the best!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeet everyone?

Are you from Derbyshire as well

No, just mixing it up like. "

Jazzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me "

Why awkward, Howi!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeet everyone?

Are you from Derbyshire as well

No, just mixing it up like.

Jazzzzzzzzzzzz"

Sooooon I shall soothe you with my dulcet jazz voice, Blue. Soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom **

Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor

thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up

Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin

Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor

Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine

You'll bump your head again."

Nope but my bottom is starting to smart a bit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me "

I would have a more thrilling evening if you were with me (sorry, not sorry). Hello Howard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have wine?

I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful

You're the best! "

Ahhhhh shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me "

*chest bumps the fellow awkward person*

Hey Howie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me."

That's really not on. I'm working on dick/quim unblocking you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have beer and cider."

I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me "

Omg I love Rambo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all "

Evening and welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeet everyone?

Are you from Derbyshire as well

No, just mixing it up like.

Jazzzzzzzzzzzz

Sooooon I shall soothe you with my dulcet jazz voice, Blue. Soon. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Bonsoir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have beer and cider.

I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have beer and cider.

I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight "

Is it coz you is birthdaying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have beer and cider.

I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight "

Evening ace...I'm currently on adnams broadside mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all. I'm up early for a run in the morning. Have fun folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have beer and cider.

Cider. Yussssss!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking, perving and not opposed to posting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Night all. I'm up early for a run in the morning. Have fun folks"

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me."

Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Evening fabsters "

I've got ironing needs doing.

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over a year ago


"Lurking, perving and not opposed to posting "

Good evening. Welcome to nocturnal. Happy pervin' and postin'.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me "

I just watched the Lethal Weapon pilot episode, that was quite good

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me.

Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo "

Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me.

Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me.

Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo

Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you."

Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! "

Dirty girl!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it.

Watch this space Meli. Sweet.

FFS man hurry up

Patience is the key lol.

Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me.

Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo

Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

I just watched the Lethal Weapon pilot episode, that was quite good "

In that case I'll give it a go.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

James, how the devil are you tonight??

Weekends get quiet on job search, so time to catch up, relax & see wots going on?

GG

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

Why awkward, Howi!? "

I always feel like I'm imposing in some way. Silly I know. I'm just strange like that sometimes

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said "

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

*chest bumps the fellow awkward person*

Hey Howie!"

Evening Estella. Long time no speak. I hope you're having a fun evening young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't feel awkward Howard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

*chest bumps the fellow awkward person*

Hey Howie!

Evening Estella. Long time no speak. I hope you're having a fun evening young lady "

Hello my lovely, I have been quiet of late ... ''tis true. I'm alright. All the better for seeing you x

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot!

Dirty girl!"

wish I was! sick of being a nun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't feel awkward Howard."

*Changes name to awkward*...feel away Howie!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me

I would have a more thrilling evening if you were with me (sorry, not sorry). Hello Howard!"

I like the way you think Meli And yes, I most definitely would. I'd be worried you'd corrupt me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

"

Your quim is very desirable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

"

My embrace can accommodate both of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James, how the devil are you tonight??

Weekends get quiet on job search, so time to catch up, relax & see wots going on?

GG "

I'm good thanks GG. You deserve a frivolous weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

Your quim is very desirable "

Very.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Don't feel awkward Howard."

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot!

Dirty girl!

wish I was! sick of being a nun! "

Your time will come.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I like the way you think Meli And yes, I most definitely would. I'd be worried you'd corrupt me though."

Corrupt? That's such a strong word. I'm fairly chaste and will be gentle with you.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward "

I've got stripey toe socks on.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot!

Dirty girl!

wish I was! sick of being a nun!

Your time will come."

hopefully soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward "

Yeah! You're welcome, anytime.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward "

Howard, this is the sensible side of the Forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

My embrace can accommodate both of you "

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums.

This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said

It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame.

Your quim is very desirable "

Oh shush you. You make me feel giddy. Or the gin does. Not sure. Probably you because it's you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums.

This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so."

Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi!

Hi!

Hey you two "

Hi!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums.

This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so.

Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with."

Yes, so far the weekend has been smooth sailing and free from mishap. I even managed to repair the car!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward

I've got stripey toe socks on. "

Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums.

This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so.

Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with.

Yes, so far the weekend has been smooth sailing and free from mishap. I even managed to repair the car!"

Vroom! Vroom!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward

Howard, this is the sensible side of the Forums "

There's a sensible side? I always thought that was a myth

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ooh, bum burning time Jim

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward

I've got stripey toe socks on.

Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime."

they always make the little toe too long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, bum burning time Jim "

Want some lotion rubbing on your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together.

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quickie before bedtime Jim

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ooh, bum burning time Jim

Want some lotion rubbing on your bum?"

Mmm,...yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A quickie before bedtime Jim "

Oh go on then.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Don't feel awkward Howard.

Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward

I've got stripey toe socks on.

Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime. they always make the little toe too long! "

There's certainly a knack to putting them on. I always get the wrong toe in the wrong toe hole, as it were. Don't they just feel lovely and snug when they're on though

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By *appy Gerry 1Man
over a year ago

Dover


"I'm awake but a bit squiffy, too much gin and tonic "

Mine is Captain Morgañs and nice drink

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Watching rambo 1st blood and nursing aches from rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching rambo 1st blood and nursing aches from rugby"

Enjoy your film and get less achy soon.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together.

It's the midnight hour."

I just saw this!!

He's leaving again tomorrow, James

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together.

It's the midnight hour.

I just saw this!!

He's leaving again tomorrow, James "

I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together.

It's the midnight hour.

I just saw this!!

He's leaving again tomorrow, James

I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days."

I have to stay and watch our dogs. *sigh*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think ma blackcurrant cheesecake has defrosted properly now, anyone want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together.

It's the midnight hour.

I just saw this!!

He's leaving again tomorrow, James

I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days.

I have to stay and watch our dogs. *sigh*"

Aw, try not to be too sadface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think ma blackcurrant cheesecake has defrosted properly now, anyone want some "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The

End

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