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"I'm awake but a bit squiffy, too much gin and tonic " You could add squiffy to the More 'Y' thread. | |||
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"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight " Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy? | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ " rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor | |||
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"Lying on sofa perving " Sofa perv. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ " *Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction* | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor " thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady? | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ *Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction*" **spins and hits the wall** Damn EJ that hurt | |||
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"Hi Jim, it's not thaaaaat late yet. I'm dozing in and out of consciousness and passing the time with a bit of a nosey and a bit of a perv in the peace and quiet of an empty house, seeing as The Wench is out shaking her funky stuff at a club. " You say it's not thaaaat late, but you're almost asleep. | |||
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"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy?" Nah...just proof reading the pictures | |||
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"Evening Jim at work tonight not long till 2.30pm and I can go home xx" Good evening Voddy. Keep on keeping on. x | |||
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"E'ning Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal " Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to. | |||
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"Jim. Good evening. I'm pretty happy. Three wins in a row. " Three! | |||
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"Evening all, In the bath having a _oddy and a look around Mrs x" Voddy said she was at work | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?" tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up | |||
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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to? Oh and hello everyone else!" There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'. | |||
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"E'ning Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to." I may just do that... | |||
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"Evening all, In the bath having a _oddy and a look around Mrs x Voddy said she was at work " I am at work lol | |||
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"I'm coming to the end of a chilled evening watching The Wolverine. I must try and see Logan soon. " Very nice, arooo! | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ *Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction* **spins and hits the wall** Damn EJ that hurt " Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you. | |||
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"Evening all, In the bath having a _oddy and a look around Mrs x" Enjoy. | |||
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"Evening there Jim fella...im being Macaulay Culkin tonight Good evening. Are you reading your brother's Playboy? Nah...just proof reading the pictures " | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up" Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ *Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction* **spins and hits the wall** Damn EJ that hurt Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you." That's okay but now I have a bump on my head and you have to kiss it better | |||
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"Evening Jim, how's your weekend going? " Good evening Angie. My weekend is going alright. How about you? | |||
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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to? Oh and hello everyone else! There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'." How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. | |||
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"Evening all, In the bath having a _oddy and a look around Mrs x Voddy said she was at work I am at work lol" Hope it's go quick for u xxx | |||
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"Evening all, In the bath having a _oddy and a look around Mrs x Enjoy." Thanks x | |||
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"Evening all! Drinksh are still happening. Tomorrow is gonna hurt methinks " Drinksh Autocorrect changed drinksh to d*unk. | |||
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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to? Oh and hello everyone else! There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'. How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. " Watch this space Meli. Sweet. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder " make it a coffee and your a darlin | |||
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"Evening! How are we all this evening?" We're very good thankyou | |||
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"E'ning Wanting to go to sleep but having to listen to moaning about MyFitnessPal Good evening Swing. Just go to bed if want to. I may just do that..." Do it, dude. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ *Offers hand, and twirls Tink in the other direction* **spins and hits the wall** Damn EJ that hurt Sorry, I was trying to undizzy you. That's okay but now I have a bump on my head and you have to kiss it better" X | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim " Wine? | |||
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"Evening Jim. I'm actually still up tonight, watching MOD, with hubby. So no burnt bum at the moment! hope you're having a good wkend! " Is MOD the highlights of the best work of the moderators today? | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim " Hey Honey. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin" Runs off to pop the kettle on | |||
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"Evening fabsters " Good evening PolarBear. | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim Wine?" Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. | |||
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"Evening all! Drinksh are still happening. Tomorrow is gonna hurt methinks " Porcelain hugger | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim Wine? Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. " Are they the new coffee table books? | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin Runs off to pop the kettle on " mind the slippery Floor | |||
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"Evening Jim. I'm actually still up tonight, watching MOD, with hubby. So no burnt bum at the moment! hope you're having a good wkend! Is MOD the highlights of the best work of the moderators today?" He he, could well be! Bless them, they do a good job on here | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim Wine? Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. " **jumps around excitedly** yeap I have quite a collection | |||
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"Just got home. I need a drink...who has drink? Hi Jim Wine? Yes please, I hear there might be comics too. Are they the new coffee table books? " I'll read anything. Expect the argos catalogue. I'm still scarred from the times I had to mark Christmas wishes and none of them arrived. | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone?" Hello starlet! How are you? Have you embraced culture once more this evening? | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone?" Are you from Derbyshire as well | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor " Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine | |||
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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to? Oh and hello everyone else! There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'. How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet." FFS man hurry up | |||
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"*slithers into thread and o/ " Hello! o/ | |||
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"Hello IMightBeErectUseYourImaginationJim. You need to take more photos. I am chatting nonsense and perving. What are you up to? Oh and hello everyone else! There will be new photos coming soon. I'm also chatting nonsense, and occasionally pervin'. How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up " Patience is the key lol. | |||
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"Does anyone have wine? " I have gin. And cucumber. And lime. Will that do? | |||
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"Hi! " Hi! | |||
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"Does anyone have wine? " I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful | |||
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"Does anyone have wine? I have gin. And cucumber. And lime. Will that do? " That'll do me. Love a bit of mothers ruin | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone? Hello starlet! How are you? Have you embraced culture once more this evening? " No culture today, although Ruth Wilson in Hedda Gabler is next week! Whoop! | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone? Are you from Derbyshire as well " No, just mixing it up like. | |||
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"I have beer and cider." Cider. Yussssss! | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol." Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine " You'll bump your head again. | |||
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"Does anyone have wine? I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful " You're the best! | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone? Are you from Derbyshire as well No, just mixing it up like. " Jazzzzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me " Why awkward, Howi!? | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone? Are you from Derbyshire as well No, just mixing it up like. Jazzzzzzzzzzzz" Sooooon I shall soothe you with my dulcet jazz voice, Blue. Soon. | |||
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"** twirls in, gets dizzy, falls on bottom ** Evening EJ rushes over and helps lady tink up. Damm slippery Floor thank you muchly Voddy. How are you lovely lady?tired and in pain with a frozen shoulder hopefully all behave and I don't get called up Ahhh that sucks. How about some tea and I'll rub your shoulder make it a coffee and your a darlin Runs off to pop the kettle on mind the slippery Floor Fook **falls over again but jumps up quickly** It's okay I'm fine You'll bump your head again." Nope but my bottom is starting to smart a bit | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me " I would have a more thrilling evening if you were with me (sorry, not sorry). Hello Howard! | |||
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"Does anyone have wine? I have red. Always happy to share with you beautiful You're the best! " Ahhhhh shucks | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me " *chest bumps the fellow awkward person* Hey Howie! | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me." That's really not on. I'm working on dick/quim unblocking you. | |||
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"I have beer and cider." I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me " Omg I love Rambo | |||
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"Evening all " Evening and welcome! | |||
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"Alreeeet everyone? Are you from Derbyshire as well No, just mixing it up like. Jazzzzzzzzzzzz Sooooon I shall soothe you with my dulcet jazz voice, Blue. Soon. " | |||
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"I have beer and cider. I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight " | |||
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"I have beer and cider. I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight " Is it coz you is birthdaying? | |||
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"I have beer and cider. I have cider, but am going to crack open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at midnight " Evening ace...I'm currently on adnams broadside mmmm | |||
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"I have beer and cider. Cider. Yussssss!" | |||
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" Night all. I'm up early for a run in the morning. Have fun folks" Na night. | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me." Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo | |||
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"Evening fabsters " I've got ironing needs doing. | |||
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"Lurking, perving and not opposed to posting " Good evening. Welcome to nocturnal. Happy pervin' and postin'. | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me " I just watched the Lethal Weapon pilot episode, that was quite good | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me. Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo " Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you. | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me. Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo " | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me. Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you." Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said | |||
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"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! " Dirty girl! | |||
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"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! " Evening | |||
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" How soon is soon Jim? For each new one you take, I'll match it. Watch this space Meli. Sweet. FFS man hurry up Patience is the key lol. Yeah man, hurry up! You're stopping the world from seeing my sexy body in various shoddily taken images - effectively you're cock/fanny blocking me. Oh no, you misunderstood me, I can't get enough of Jimbo Oops. Jimbo is quite sexy so I don't blame you." | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me I just watched the Lethal Weapon pilot episode, that was quite good " In that case I'll give it a go. | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me Why awkward, Howi!? " I always feel like I'm imposing in some way. Silly I know. I'm just strange like that sometimes | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said " It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me *chest bumps the fellow awkward person* Hey Howie!" Evening Estella. Long time no speak. I hope you're having a fun evening young lady | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me *chest bumps the fellow awkward person* Hey Howie! Evening Estella. Long time no speak. I hope you're having a fun evening young lady " Hello my lovely, I have been quiet of late ... ''tis true. I'm alright. All the better for seeing you x | |||
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"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! Dirty girl!" wish I was! sick of being a nun! | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard." *Changes name to awkward*...feel away Howie! | |||
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"I always feel weirdly awkward entering this thread but here goes. Good evening everybody. I'm currently watching First Blood for the four millionth time...I hope everyone's having a more thrilling evening than me I would have a more thrilling evening if you were with me (sorry, not sorry). Hello Howard!" I like the way you think Meli And yes, I most definitely would. I'd be worried you'd corrupt me though. | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. " Your quim is very desirable | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. " My embrace can accommodate both of you | |||
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"James, how the devil are you tonight?? Weekends get quiet on job search, so time to catch up, relax & see wots going on? GG " I'm good thanks GG. You deserve a frivolous weekend. | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. Your quim is very desirable " Very. | |||
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"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! Dirty girl! wish I was! sick of being a nun! " Your time will come. | |||
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"I like the way you think Meli And yes, I most definitely would. I'd be worried you'd corrupt me though." Corrupt? That's such a strong word. I'm fairly chaste and will be gentle with you. | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward " I've got stripey toe socks on. | |||
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"evening all, off to bed shortly but currently perving, alot! Dirty girl! wish I was! sick of being a nun! Your time will come." hopefully soon! | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward " Yeah! You're welcome, anytime. | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward " Howard, this is the sensible side of the Forums | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. My embrace can accommodate both of you " | |||
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"Oh hang on, ignore everything I just said It's too late. Jimbo is the flavour of choice. I can't blame you for that. Alas, I shall forever more be the undesired - my quim has absconded in shame. Your quim is very desirable " Oh shush you. You make me feel giddy. Or the gin does. Not sure. Probably you because it's you. | |||
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"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums. This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so." Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with. | |||
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"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums. This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so. Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with." Yes, so far the weekend has been smooth sailing and free from mishap. I even managed to repair the car! | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward I've got stripey toe socks on. " Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime. | |||
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"I have escaped the dire clutches of work and returned to these fair forums. This week shall henceforth be known as Sod's Week as everything that could possibly have gone wrong seems to have done so. Thank goodness Sod's Week is over and done with. Yes, so far the weekend has been smooth sailing and free from mishap. I even managed to repair the car!" Vroom! Vroom! | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward Howard, this is the sensible side of the Forums " There's a sensible side? I always thought that was a myth | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward I've got stripey toe socks on. Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime." they always make the little toe too long! | |||
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"Ooh, bum burning time Jim " Want some lotion rubbing on your bum? | |||
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"Ooh, bum burning time Jim Want some lotion rubbing on your bum?" Mmm,...yes please | |||
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"A quickie before bedtime Jim " Oh go on then. | |||
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"Don't feel awkward Howard. Cheers Jim Now I'm actually in here I can see I had no reason to feel awkward I've got stripey toe socks on. Oh hello there We'll have to compare notes sometime. they always make the little toe too long! " There's certainly a knack to putting them on. I always get the wrong toe in the wrong toe hole, as it were. Don't they just feel lovely and snug when they're on though | |||
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"I'm awake but a bit squiffy, too much gin and tonic " Mine is Captain Morgañs and nice drink | |||
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"Watching rambo 1st blood and nursing aches from rugby" Enjoy your film and get less achy soon. | |||
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"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together. It's the midnight hour." I just saw this!! He's leaving again tomorrow, James | |||
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"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together. It's the midnight hour. I just saw this!! He's leaving again tomorrow, James " I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days. | |||
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"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together. It's the midnight hour. I just saw this!! He's leaving again tomorrow, James I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days." I have to stay and watch our dogs. *sigh* | |||
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"Courtney, Marc, I hope you've been enjoying your time together. It's the midnight hour. I just saw this!! He's leaving again tomorrow, James I am sorry. Maybe you could do a surprise visit for a few days. I have to stay and watch our dogs. *sigh*" Aw, try not to be too sadface. | |||
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"I think ma blackcurrant cheesecake has defrosted properly now, anyone want some " Yes please. | |||
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