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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You dropped something.

My jaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing the A game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

Every chick?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All in the same Corrie scene?

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

Chick ??

Hm

I hate chocolate . Never eat it as I don't like it . Hate drama !

Compliments don't impress me if they are not genuine .

And for the fucking .... if you manage to make my kitty wet without touching me , you can then try it for real !

Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick? "

Aye, 'every chick' , obv not the ones who don't approve of urban ways to address a female. But if you don't mind being addressed as a chick then you defo like these four things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You dropped something.

My jaw "

If you're cute.. that'll work.. those cheesy lines make me laugh ?? sometimes a guy just needs a way to break the ice, and as long as he hasn't been rude, it's a compliment... let's see what other conversation he's got..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can see this turning into a one liners thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah fuck it, lets do this, best and worst one liners delivered or received.....?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick?

Aye, 'every chick' , obv not the ones who don't approve of urban ways to address a female. But if you don't mind being addressed as a chick then you defo like these four things. "

I'm not so sure that 'chick' is as much 'urban' as it is '60's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it a hippy term?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's no pleasing females sometimes fs don't call me this don't call me that wtf?

Chick and bitch are, like it or not, socially acceptable ways to address a female so much so that half of the female usernames on this contain a reference to them or worse. So get it up yeh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I first thought it was the line out of that Chris Brown song Excuse me miss , I saw you from across the room.. I am getting it all wrong this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I first thought it was the line out of that Chris Brown song Excuse me miss , I saw you from across the room.. I am getting it all wrong this week "

Aye you and me both brah, any good one liners?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

I can't be doing with drama at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the 1st 3 but you can keep the drama

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

Omg this is true 100? for attitude and knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Chick ??

Hm

I hate chocolate . Never eat it as I don't like it . Hate drama !

Compliments don't impress me if they are not genuine .

And for the fucking .... if you manage to make my kitty wet without touching me , you can then try it for real !

Grrrr "

Would you come in range of my water bottle please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first thought it was the line out of that Chris Brown song Excuse me miss , I saw you from across the room.. I am getting it all wrong this week

Aye you and me both brah, any good one liners? "
No such thing as a good one liner on here bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's a keeper laydeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 'fancy a fuck ' Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick?

Aye, 'every chick' , obv not the ones who don't approve of urban ways to address a female. But if you don't mind being addressed as a chick then you defo like these four things. "

Dude. No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick?

Aye, 'every chick' , obv not the ones who don't approve of urban ways to address a female. But if you don't mind being addressed as a chick then you defo like these four things.

Dude. No. "

Dude?? Can you please no call me dude so offensive fs (man or male only please or is that double standards? hmmm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

Not particularly, no, yes, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick?

Aye, 'every chick' , obv not the ones who don't approve of urban ways to address a female. But if you don't mind being addressed as a chick then you defo like these four things.

I'm not so sure that 'chick' is as much 'urban' as it is '60's"

Right up there with Dolly Birds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/03/17 16:24:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try 'fancy a fuck ' Op "

Is yer Da a thief?

Cause he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You dropped something.

My jaw

If you're cute.. that'll work.. those cheesy lines make me laugh ?? sometimes a guy just needs a way to break the ice, and as long as he hasn't been rude, it's a compliment... let's see what other conversation he's got.."

D'ya like dags?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Not particularly, no, yes, no. "

+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez"

You can try but it ain't gonna happen I wasn't made to be kept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez"

And the reason he's been on here for over a year with no veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez

You can try but it ain't gonna happen I wasn't made to be kept. "

tut

rapscallion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez

And the reason he's been on here for over a year with no veri's "

That old chestnut. So are you saying people need veri"s to use the forum? Is it not possible people can just join not to be a bike? Veri's actually put me off one or two I suppose are puasable, but folk with too many clearly have been used more times than Google and not for me am fussy that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

You know us so well, it's almost like you can read our minds....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez

You can try but it ain't gonna happen I wasn't made to be kept.

tut

rapscallion!"

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

You know us so well, it's almost like you can read our minds.... "

Indeed, I know the majority of your gender well. However on reflection I should really have put 'most chicks' cause as soon as anyone posts anything that suggests everyone in a gender some kints jump on them like a bitch on heat fs, ma bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite is 'smile if you want to have sex with me' i defy you to not smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was anyone else expecting the dead parrot sketch when they saw the title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

You know us so well, it's almost like you can read our minds....

Indeed, I know the majority of your gender well. However on reflection I should really have put 'most chicks' cause as soon as anyone posts anything that suggests everyone in a gender some kints jump on them like a bitch on heat fs, ma bad. "

Maybe they're on their period

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/03/17 17:08:37]"

Or maybe 'some' kints just be crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice vagina.

Has it been verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

Every chick? "

Did someone say Drama?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You dropped something.

My jaw

If you're cute.. that'll work.. those cheesy lines make me laugh ?? sometimes a guy just needs a way to break the ice, and as long as he hasn't been rude, it's a compliment... let's see what other conversation he's got.."

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I think Thar shood be a gigardeey gigardeey in thar sumwear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no pleasing females sometimes fs don't call me this don't call me that wtf?

Chick and bitch are, like it or not, socially acceptable ways to address a female so much so that half of the female usernames on this contain a reference to them or worse. So get it up yeh. "

Socially acceptable? Oh yes I was forgetting it's all to do with rap cut tyre isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez

And the reason he's been on here for over a year with no veri's

That old chestnut. So are you saying people need veri"s to use the forum? Is it not possible people can just join not to be a bike? Veri's actually put me off one or two I suppose are puasable, but folk with too many clearly have been used more times than Google and not for me am fussy that way. "

The chocolates and compliments not working for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i like this thread its amused me i didnt think chick was used anymore its archaic lol a bit like me.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

Wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no pleasing females sometimes fs don't call me this don't call me that wtf?

Chick and bitch are, like it or not, socially acceptable ways to address a female so much so that half of the female usernames on this contain a reference to them or worse. So get it up yeh.

Socially acceptable? Oh yes I was forgetting it's all to do with rap cut tyre isn't it "

Aye

And Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i like this thread its amused me i didnt think chick was used anymore its archaic lol a bit like me."

I know a couple of people who use it as a term of endearment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i get called bitch i rather like it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i like this thread its amused me i didnt think chick was used anymore its archaic lol a bit like me."

Its used a lot in usernames on here so musno be that archaic you look good

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"lol i get called bitch i rather like it ."
hahahahaha what a brilliant name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what bitch or mr bloggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i get called bitch i rather like it ."

I like horny bitch better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i get called that as well its all part of the fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama. "

I'm not a lover of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i get called that as well its all part of the fun x"

hats off to you missy, someone who speaks the truth at last, a true lady in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i love it i give back as good as i get x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i love it i give back as good as i get x"

Its good to reciprocate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four things every chick loves, chocolate, compliments, fucking and drama.

I'm not a lover of chocolate "

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's a keeper laydeez

And the reason he's been on here for over a year with no veri's "

oooh

drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

what about a feeeeesh deeeeena?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can be your hero bby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero bby"

I can kiss away the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake I was hoping to find the one liner on this thread that would defininatly 100% get me laid without any work every day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a 0 per cent APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How you doiiiiiiiiiin

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