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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Subject: Letter to the Prime Minister

Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.

Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.

Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -

Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -

Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....

And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also………..

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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Also;

Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Peaches for PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, it makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So much truth it could work.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

that will be because cows have a small transponder inserted beneath the skin.

Sorry to spoil the Daily Mail joke thread!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

peachicles that does on paper make a lot of sense lol

nice one

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"that will be because cows have a small transponder inserted beneath the skin.

Sorry to spoil the Daily Mail joke thread!"

Ok, so the transponders exist, as does the technology to insert it under the skin.... anyone see where this is going lol?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

This is why im much in favour of this mass walk out on the 30th. If the government said everyone who's pissed off with the way things are come out on strike...i tell you the country would be at a standstill.

Saying that though nobody sticks together anymore like they used to back in the days and just lay down and accept it whilst moaning quietly. Its a shame really.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

because all imigrants are work shy criminals - not plumbers, plasterers, doctors, dentists, waiters, brick layers, mechanics, cleaners, carers, teachers, lawyers, or just simple people trying to escape thier piss poor lives in the third world we created by propping up dictators, and raping thier natural resources. Too serious for ya?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"because all imigrants are work shy criminals - not plumbers, plasterers, doctors, dentists, waiters, brick layers, mechanics, cleaners, carers, teachers, lawyers, or just simple people trying to escape thier piss poor lives in the third world we created by propping up dictators, and raping thier natural resources. Too serious for ya? "

I think you missed the "illegal" bit.

Yes, many millions of immigrants fo and have worked thir butts of over the years. Bradford for example, many Germans, every manner of Europeans including the displaced East Europeans, numerous commenwealth citizens. All worked very hard, often with little "government" help in their time.

Your own post does them all a great disservice.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

typo

should read many millions of immigrants do and have etc

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester


"Yes, many millions of immigrants fo and have worked thir butts of over the years. Bradford for example, many Germans, every manner of Europeans including the displaced East Europeans, numerous commenwealth citizens. All worked very hard, often with little "government" help in their time.

Your own post does them all a great disservice. "

You must have missed this bit:

or just simple people trying to escape thier piss poor lives in the third world we created by propping up dictators, and raping thier natural resources.

Try History study. You'll not find that in the Mail or the Express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But dont you think we should be sorting our own country out and the people here before anyone else i do feel for some of them but think we should get our own affairs in order first

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

We live in one of the richest countries in the world.

When our wheelie bin is only collected once a fortnight we think the world is ending.

I bet there are starving kids in Africa just waiting for THIER wheelie bins!!!

The Brits love to moan about trivial stuff, the truth is so much simpler. We're fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody has there own opinion im sure on this subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But dont you think we should be sorting our own country out and the people here before anyone else i do feel for some of them but think we should get our own affairs in order first "

So all immigrants be chip and pinned lol. And if they wander they get an electric shock.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Mikey - I think he likes it!"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A balanced viewpoint would be the following :

A few years ago on a radio debate a Peterborough businessman was being harangued for employing around 30 workers mainly Polish immigrants. The guy stated that they were exceptional workers, the best he had ever had.

His alternative solution, was to "export" one workshy, lazy, want it all British dosser ( for want of better terminolgy ) for every immigrant he needed to employ. To where they may be "exported" was not considered.

The man made a very relevant point.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester


"But dont you think we should be sorting our own country out and the people here before anyone else i do feel for some of them but think we should get our own affairs in order first

So all immigrants be chip and pinned lol. And if they wander they get an electric shock. "

Why stop there - If you can't trace your bloodline directly back to Boudicca you get thrown into the Atlantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people seem hell bent on having an immigrant bashing thread today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was'nt bashing them it would be like going back to slavery. They are used for slave labour anyway for less than minimum wage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A balanced viewpoint would be the following :

A few years ago on a radio debate a Peterborough businessman was being harangued for employing around 30 workers mainly Polish immigrants. The guy stated that they were exceptional workers, the best he had ever had.

His alternative solution, was to "export" one workshy, lazy, want it all British dosser ( for want of better terminolgy ) for every immigrant he needed to employ. To where they may be "exported" was not considered.

The man made a very relevant point. "

Think I know the guy you are on about. Take a different angle years ago when my dad finished his builders apprentaship he went to build houses work in germany does this still happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough with the immigrant bashing. It's as popular as it is fallacious.

I want emigrant bashing instead

It's about as logical (and attacking Kiwi's is something you've always wanted to do, deep down).

People who actually think immigrants reduce job opportunities for Brits need to Lrn2Economics. I'm working class, I have no sympathy whatsoever with the complainers.

tl;dr I completely disagree with everything you said. The only thing I agree with is that the banks should never have been bailed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, got me sums wrong, twice. Working in trillions ain't easy ya know.


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"Some people seem hell bent on having an immigrant bashing thread today!

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It sure seems like a hotbed of xenophobic activity doesn't it.

A complete load of nonsense too.

Basic arithmatic, here goes:

1 million x 10 million = 10 trillion

40% of adults smoke = c.12.8m x £100 = £1.28bn

Roughly the same figures apply for drinkers.

So that's £2.56bn raised from smokers and drinkers per yer.

Divide £10tr by £2.5bn = 4000 years for the govt to claim such a generous gift to the OAPs back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i love being a bit of a bimbo that all went right over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i love being a bit of a bimbo that all went right over my head "

Oh it's just me trying to get people to understand that everything isn't so black & white. I suspect they know it themselves already but they just love having their little whinge about the world and then go back to their lives and do sod all about it. Armchair Politics I call it.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

If I go onto facebook will I be reading the same thing? I bet its all over the web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I go onto facebook will I be reading the same thing? I bet its all over the web "

Probably. And it's about as accurate as the Pensioners -v- Immigrants thread Ruggers closed the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the trouble with the world no one can see that the simple solutions would actually work lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats the trouble with the world no one can see that the simple solutions would actually work lol xx "

That one wouldn't though, cos each year we'd have another load of oldies turning 50 who'd want their million too. An ever increasing debt on society would ensue.

Logan's Run had the right idea I think. Kill everyone over 21.

Um... that's most of us fucked then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be fun trying.....

I in the queue for me million regardless

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"oh i love being a bit of a bimbo that all went right over my head

Oh it's just me trying to get people to understand that everything isn't so black & white. I suspect they know it themselves already but they just love having their little whinge about the world and then go back to their lives and do sod all about it. Armchair Politics I call it. "

Well your right it is not black and white wishy .1 billion "english" is 1 million million (oxford concise),the grey area is that the money markets use the american figure of 1 billion being 1 thousand million.

I love debating with you lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I love debating with you lol .

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Ya canna beat a good mass debate xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

I love debating with you lol .

Ya canna beat a good mass debate xx "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just stop debating it ok....if the pm hears all this im well and truly fooked re me million

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I love debating with you lol .

Ya canna beat a good mass debate xx "

And you the mass debater champ aint ya

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"If I go onto facebook will I be reading the same thing? I bet its all over the web

Probably. And it's about as accurate as the Pensioners -v- Immigrants thread Ruggers closed the other day. "

That was only last night Wishy....are you in Invictus and Funkys time machine !

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Thats the trouble with the world no one can see that the simple solutions would actually work lol xx

That one wouldn't though, cos each year we'd have another load of oldies turning 50 who'd want their million too. An ever increasing debt on society would ensue.

Logan's Run had the right idea I think. Kill everyone over 21.

Um... that's most of us fucked then. "

Oldies turning 50 !!!! I still feel young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love debating with you lol .

Ya canna beat a good mass debate xx

And you the mass debater champ aint ya "

Aye story of me fookin life lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awwww

wouldnt worry, i aint far behind ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i love being a bit of a bimbo that all went right over my head

Oh it's just me trying to get people to understand that everything isn't so black & white. I suspect they know it themselves already but they just love having their little whinge about the world and then go back to their lives and do sod all about it. Armchair Politics I call it.

Well your right it is not black and white wishy .1 billion "english" is 1 million million (oxford concise),the grey area is that the money markets use the american figure of 1 billion being 1 thousand million.

I love debating with you lol .

"

Um... in the context of what we're discussing - a financial point - your point is what, that my figures are correct?

p.s. The Treasury also uses the 1,000m=1bn, 1,000bn=1tr method.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oldies turning 50 !!!! I still feel young "

I'm only 4 years behind ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats the trouble with the world no one can see that the simple solutions would actually work lol xx

That one wouldn't though, cos each year we'd have another load of oldies turning 50 who'd want their million too. An ever increasing debt on society would ensue.

Logan's Run had the right idea I think. Kill everyone over 21.

Um... that's most of us fucked then. "

Oldies?!!

Over 50s?!!

Any one know if Dr Korvorkian still practising?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love debating with you lol .

Ya canna beat a good mass debate xx "

Oh trust you!

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