FabSwingers.com forum: The unrealistic requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best you've seen around.

One in the local updates says, have an hour free, who wants to meet now.

gotta love an optimist

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What's the best you've seen around.

One in the local updates says, have an hour free, who wants to meet now.

gotta love an optimist

Enough time to crack one off!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local updates is how I use filters I block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

Well I remember a guy who posted on the forum asking to get his cock sucked, a woman near him replied and they met an hour after so there is hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the ones who say I'm driving through your area now. Fancy meeting in a layby. Course I drop everything I'm doing and troop off to meet them, not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

A hour 10 mins .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

There are 3 or 4 women local to me who seem to put up those sort of updates.

They generally are successful though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My messages this morning :

I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?

Would you like to go jogging?

I want nothing other than to suck your toes!

Happy Days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My messages this morning :

I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?

Would you like to go jogging?

I want nothing other than to suck your toes!

Happy Days

The jogging one made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My messages this morning :

I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?

Would you like to go jogging?

I want nothing other than to suck your toes!

Happy Days

I've had requests to go cycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

INTIMATE - intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that involves physical and/or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by friendship, platonic love, romantic love or (sexual activity).*an hour or less is pointless, i spend atleast hour wanking myself, am here to experience pleasure while been intimate not into that shag & go experience, got shampoo for that .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

Well I remember a guy who posted on the forum asking to get his cock sucked, a woman near him replied and they met an hour after so there is hope

Who was this legend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

True true true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen an update saying he'd got 20 mins free if anyone fancied a meet in the back of his van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?

Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"My messages this morning :

I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?

Would you like to go jogging?

I want nothing other than to suck your toes!

Happy Days

I think the last bloke is at the wrong end & must have a SERIOUSLY strong foot fetish

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?

Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by "

I have responded "Yes but H is at work, I only give, that OK?"

Got a yes once though, so I guess they were a Fab straighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

I was thinking that is was unreasonable that he was asking for a meet at the sportsground where his child was.

The fact he had an hour spare could mean he hopes to get lucky a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one - driving from xx too xx (which would mean they were passing mine) - you free?

Yes I'm lying in bed with my legs open just in case there should be a cock passing by

I have responded "Yes but H is at work, I only give, that OK?"

Got a yes once though, so I guess they were a Fab straighter

Hahaha awesome response !!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"Every saturday a guy in local requests put up a meet:

dropping child off for football practice, free for an hour, anyone want to meet in carpark at ****** sports ground.

I'll be honest it is the guys that seem to think a quickie is acceptable on here, and very much achievable too

Couples do it too and think your time isn't valuable but as long as the ratio of men to women is significant some guys will drop all what they are doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a couple that say anyone free now to suck my cock

A while back I had a message saying he was in his hotel room and was ready and waiting.. he could give me the room number and I could walk straight up ...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I got asked recently if I'd come over to his at midnight.

It was half eleven and he lived 200 miles away.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Many of them I get would take longer speaking on the phone finalising it, plus showering, nevermind troweling my slap on, than they're purportedly offering as their total investment - I get people on their tea breaks who somehow think the magic can happen. I'd like to know the secrets of their time space continuums

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

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eh..I don't,I struggle to pop by oral hence after 30 mins or so its "och get on yr hands n knees"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest we are guilty of expecting instant meets for Michelle. Usually we are at home and getting frisky and she will say " find me someone now!" Fortunately we have a couple of local guys who will call round at ten mins notice and join us. It's our thing, obviously not to everyone's taste, and some will say it's not swinging but it's what we like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked recently if I'd come over to his at midnight.

It was half eleven and he lived 200 miles away."

Traffic wouldn't be too bad that late would it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been too many to mention.

The frequent ones that make me chuckle are usually sent around midnight ~ " I'm free now, you wanna come over? "

Errrr....let me think if that's a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1's that crack me up are the 'looking to meet a local Tom Hardy lookalike, free this evening' haha as if the are numerous Tom Hardy doubles everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one I always see posting meet requests every night looking for lads in their 20's... and every day her status is a rant about how immature the guys she meets are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I got asked recently if I'd come over to his at midnight.

It was half eleven and he lived 200 miles away.

Traffic wouldn't be too bad that late would it?

The lack of car doesn't help!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

She didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"

Ok, you win this round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"

Ok, you win this round

Until next time my young Jedi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men can cum within seconds from a blowjob so i guess an hour to them is plenty time

Umm it takes a bit of effort to get me there, so please don't tar us all with the same brush

I didn't, that's why i said "most" and not "all"

Ok, you win this round

Until next time my young Jedi

I'll think twice before arguing with a wise master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you mind dropping your wife off to us.

That's from a couple by me, not sure any "wife" would like to be treated like an amazon parcel

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

This mornings appellant wants me to pee in his mouth AND then suck my toes......

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

It's weirdly like different people want different things.

How unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you mind dropping your wife off to us.

That's from a couple by me, not sure any "wife" would like to be treated like an amazon parcel

They were very polite about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you mind dropping your wife off to us.

That's from a couple by me, not sure any "wife" would like to be treated like an amazon parcel

They were very polite about it. "

True, I'll give em that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My messages this morning :

I have my son this weekend and I'm bored. FAF?

Would you like to go jogging?

I want nothing other than to suck your toes!

Happy Days

I think the last bloke is at the wrong end & must have a SERIOUSLY strong foot fetish

I know what I'd rather have sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have a Delorean for such requests!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What's the best you've seen around.

One in the local updates says, have an hour free, who wants to meet now.

gotta love an optimist

I'm guessing that's a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me and my wife in a bar and pretend to be an old school friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked if I'll deepthroat a 10" cock.

Nope.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Will you be my pony slut.

Can I come around and just lick you.

Pancakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best you've seen around.

One in the local updates says, have an hour free, who wants to meet now.

gotta love an optimist

I'm guessing that's a guy

Of course

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