FabSwingers.com forum: Lyrical Heaven

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, theres threads for best poem, best cereal, best drink, best poem, best film quote....

This is for the best lyric.

Sometimes a song lyric makes no sense at all but expresses how we feel better than wet ever could.....

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they got it all wrong, we're just got to hold on, and on and on and on...cuz we're gonna be legends!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bout a woman I know ... 42-39-56. You could say she's got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! Never had a woman, never had a woman like you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

On our way home I realised....some kind of storm brewing in his eyes...only veiled by a thin disguise.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair, but golum and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

People don't run out of dreams, they just run out of time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the lyrics I'd post would be considered offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,

Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her

Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,

But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus.

The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am the one and only..

nobody i'd rather be..

i am the one and only

cant take that away from me ...

cheesy but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint got no manners for no sluts

Ima put my thumb in her butt"

You are welcome

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

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By *ax777Man
over a year ago

Not here

Sometimes, when I look deep into your eyes I swear that I can see your soul

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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Völlig los gelöst

Von der Erde

Schwebt das Raumschiff

Völlig schwerelos

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

i fuck sluts - Bo Burnham

I have a list

A list

Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed

I've never fucked or sucked these sluts

Thus my nuts are fucking pissed

So when I fuck the lucky slut

my nut removes her from the list

Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck-it slut, slut fucking bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I aint got no manners for no sluts

Ima put my thumb in her butt"

You are welcome"

Earl sweatshirt takes it up another notch

"Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt

Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch"

His lyrics are hilarious and some pretty offensive but his flow is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I whipped off her bloomers n I stiffened my thumb....and applied rotation on her sugar plumb"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm the voice of heaven, one of the choir from cloud number 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire song of guilty conscience by Eminem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The entire song of guilty conscience by Eminem! "

What? She tripped,fell n landed on his dick!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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rare lyrics alert!!

Motherfucker

Come on, now

You emo fuck, this isn't a trend

This is the force of pure steel from hell

I am the sound of a new old breed

The sound lives while you cry and bleed

I like to see you dancing to your wubwub

While I'm crushing your brains with my

You're going down like cheap-ass faggot quarry

Cause we returned to bring back the glory

This is just beginning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never meant to cause you any sorrow

I never meant to cause you any pain

I only wanted to one time to see you laughing

I only wanted to see you

Laughing in the purple rain

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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Ay, ay, ay,

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue,

Make the colours in the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The entire song of guilty conscience by Eminem! "

Cop out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lyk her I don't even kno why I'm boverin

I even bought her 6ct gold sovereign

I want to do a little dance, real sexual, take her in the shogun, go get some petrol

Take her back to the site if that's alright and play with her kebab all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First they take your pride

Turn it on inside

Then you realise you've got nothing left to lose

So you try to stop

Try to get back up

And then you realise you're telling the story of the blues

The Mighty Wah

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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They're for themselves, it doesn't matter what they say

Promise the world then take it from you anyway

They'll break you down making your vision fadeaway

It's time to go: get outta my space

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I lyk her I don't even kno why I'm boverin

I even bought her 6ct gold sovereign

I want to do a little dance, real sexual, take her in the shogun, go get some petrol

Take her back to the site if that's alright and play with her kebab all night"

Shish, I used to play with Donna's kebab all night

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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Eraseable Expendable

Untraceable Unmendable

I Wish I didn't need you now

And I Wish you didn't need me

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if anyone knows any of mine i'll be surprised...

now i wait to take my turn to bleed like a kid playing with a razorblade and wonder if i have the balls at all or am i gonna be afraid

where are you?

what do you think?

'cause i'm not sure when knocking at death's door if i will be welcome in or be left alone outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiptoe, to the window,

By the window, that is where I'll be.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat

I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat

I never thought this could be such fun

Hooray for me I'm the lucky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sara your the poet I'm my heat, never change, never stop, now it gone it doesn't matter what for, until you build your house then call me home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I try to discover

A little something to make me sweeter

Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart

I'm so in love with you

I'll be forever blue

That you gimme no reason

Why you make-a-me work so hard

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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I am in the only place that I want to be

Though we know that it ends eventually

But it's all right 'cause right now, we're frozen

"I want to forget mistakes they've helped me make

It's better to be broken than to break"

Inside this fantasy

It seems so real to me

Synthetic ecstasy, when her legs are open

True life behind the wall

Where men and angels fall

A fading memory, when my mind is frozen

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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I guess that I’m just trying to say

I fucking love you

I'm just trying to say

I fucking love you

I'm just trying to say

I have a heart on for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to discover

A little something to make me sweeter

Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart

I'm so in love with you

I'll be forever blue

That you gimme no reason

Why you make-a-me work so hard"
Oh baby pleaseeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give a little respect, to me

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Take my rod down to the sea

And then catch some fish for you and me

There's a black cloud swirls above the bay

Like a bad dream that never goes away

Rise up and please don't wake the crew

Fetch a lifeboat just for me and you

There's an ill wind that blows across this day

Like a bad dream that never goes away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your heart, in your head

In your arms, in your bed

Under your skin

Till there's no way to know where you end and where I begin

I want to melt in, I want to soak through

Only want to move when you move

Want to breath out when you breath in

Then I want to fade into you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I like "story" lyrics and one of my favourites includes the lines:

They smelled of pubs, and Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings

The smell of brown leather, it blended in with the weather

Just so lyrically simple and yet clever too.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

To the one true god above

Here is my prayer

Not the first you've heard

But the first I wrote

Not the first but the others

We're a long time ago

There are 2 people here and I want you to kill them.

Her she can go quietly

From disease or a blow

From the nape of her neck

Down to her toes

Where her garments come together

Where I used to lay my face

That's where you ought to kill her

In that particular place...

Him just fuckin' kill him

I don't care if it hurts

Yes I do, I want it to

Fuckin' kill him but first

Make him cry like a woman

No particular woman

Make him hold out, hold on

Someone or other might call

Then fuckin kill him, fuckin kill him,

Kill him already kill him.

Fuckin' kill him, fuckin kill him

Kill him already kill him,

I'll fuckin' kill him! Fuckin' kill him!

Kill him already kill him!

It carries in like that for a bit at end. One of the few songs I've heard where the singer sounds genuinely heartbroken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one knows me like the piano in my mothers home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Government talks about justice yet they extracted it from its roots,

Justice's essence is destroyed by the same ones who created it in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could comfortably use up a 175 post thread on my own with this one

I'll start with

There are no impossible dreams

There are no invisible seams

Each night when the day is through

I don't ask much I just want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'll follow up with

"If only I'd thought of the right words

I could have held on to your heart

If only I'd thought of the right words

I wouldn't be breaking apart

All my pictures of you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time is never time at all

You can never ever leave

without leaving a piece of youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if a double decker bus killed the both of us

To die by your side ,the pleasure the privilege is mine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time is never time at all

You can never ever leave

without leaving a piece of youth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something in my heart died last night

Just one more chip off an already broken heart

I think the heart broke long ago

That's when I needed you

When I needed you most

That's when I needed you

When I needed you most"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly

Good golly Miss Molly and boats

Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet

Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels

All other mammals plus equal votes

Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy

Being rather silly, and porridge oats

Anyone that can fit all that into two verses and make them work is a lyrical genius in my book!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because I'm weak

You can steal my dreams

You can reach inside my head

And you can put your song there instead

Please come to me

Please stay with me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

120 to go

Libraries gave us power

Then work came and made us free

What price now for a shallow piece of dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,

Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her

Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,

But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus.

The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

You could use her piss for perfume

And her pubes for dental floss

And her shit would make good toothpaste

Because she's so fucking posh

Lady Muck.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Crazy as it sounds you won't feel as low as you feel right now

At least that's what I've been told by everyone

I whisper empty sounds in your ear and hope that you won't let go

Take the pieces and build them skywards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you see when you turn out the light" ......

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Fifteen feet of snow in the east

And it's colder than a Well Digger's ass

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop?

Who put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong?

Who was that man?...

I'd like to shake his hand.

He made my baby fall in love with meeee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come into these arms again

And lay your body down

The rhythm of this trembling heart

Is beating like a drum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a dark sail

On the horizon

Set under a black cloud

That hides the sun.

Bring me my broadsword

And clear understanding

Bring me my cross of gold

As a talisman.

Get up to the roundhouse

On the clifftop standing

Take women and children

And bed them down.

Bless with a hard heart

Those who surround me

Bless the women and children

Who firm our hands.

Put our backs to the north wind

Hold fast by the river

Sweet memories that drive us on

To the motherland.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop?

Who put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong?

Who was that man?...

I'd like to shake his hand.

He made my baby fall in love with meeee.

Apparently it was UKIP leader Paul Nuttall, or at least he says he put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop and he put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong too, so it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I won't cry for yesterday

There's an ordinary world

Somehow I have to find

And as I try to make my way

To the ordinary world

I will learn to survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had that

Camarillo brillo

Flamin' out along her head,

I mean her Mendocino bean-o

By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest

And every newt in Idaho

And every cricket who had chorused

By the bush in Buffalo

She said she was

A Magic Mama

And she could throw a mean Tarot

And carried on without a comma

That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet

And an amulet

And she was breeding a dwarf

But she wasn't done yet

She had gray-green skin

A doll with a pin

I told her she was awright

But I couldn't come in

(I couldn't come in right then . . . )

And so she wandered

Through the door-way

Just like a shadow from the tomb

She said her stereo was four-way

An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born

To have adventure

So I just followed up the steps

Right past her fuming incense stencher

To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away

Her rancid poncho

An' laid out naked by the door

We did it till we were un-concho

An' it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet

And an amulet

And she was breeding a dwarf

But she wasn't done yet

She had gray-green skin

A doll with a pin

I told her she was awright

But I couldn't come in

(actually, I was very busy then)

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

I remember when I met u, baby

You were on you're way to be wed

You were such a sexy thing

I loved the way you walked The things you said

And I was so non-chalant

I didn't want you to be mis-led

But I've gotta have u, baby

I got to have you in my bed

And you said

"But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be wed

But you're such a hunk

So full of spunk,

I'll give you Head

Til you're burning up

Head

Til you get enough

Head

Til you're love is red

Head

Love you til you're dead

You know you're good, girl

I think you like to go down

You wouldn't have stopped

But I, I came on your wedding gown

And you said, "I must confess,

I wanna get undressed and go to bed."

With that I jammed, you fool,

You married me instead

Now morning, noon, and night

I give u

Head

Til you're burning up

Head

Til you get enough

Head

Til you're love is red

Head Love you til you're dead

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