FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Hotel, part 2

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm opening a swinging hotel.

There will be a huge pampass grass outside.

The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch

The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget I'm the kinky nurse who's fucking all the staff

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't forget I'm the kinky nurse who's fucking all the staff

Of course...we have a kinky nurse who fucks all the staff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget I'm the kinky nurse who's fucking all the staff

Surely you'll need an orderly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget I'm the kinky nurse who's fucking all the staff

Of course...we have a kinky nurse who fucks all the staff...

Manager included

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't forget I'm the kinky nurse who's fucking all the staff

Of course...we have a kinky nurse who fucks all the staff...

Manager included

...Manager first

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!

I'm also a massage therapist

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

Good work

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!

I'm also a massage therapist

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbers Tower

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Am handing over to my night manager, since I was up at 5 a.m...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's in charge of customer service. I have a complaint.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!

I'm also a massage therapist

Hired

I suddenly have a really achey back

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over a year ago

"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!

I'm also a massage therapist

Hired

I suddenly have a really achey back

You know I'll happily pummel you!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Who's in charge of customer service. I have a complaint....."

If it's Medical, call NHS111

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a lounge I can provide entertainment in the form of cabaret and burlesque!

I'm also a massage therapist

Hired

I suddenly have a really achey back

You know I'll happily pummel you!

I may need more than one session though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fabs (since The Ritz was taken) erm the Waldorf-swingerta's? The nine circles of sin

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

when does it open sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel Californication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Open all hours

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Il be a window cleaner seeing is there any curtains open early in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse "

Of course. Step right this way lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely "

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though

Expose away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though

Expose away

Obviously away from others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does someone make rude shapes with the towels on the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please

I'll volunteer but plastic glasses. I'm not safe with sharp objects

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Who's in charge of customer service. I have a complaint....."

I'm Front Of House Manager, may I help you?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Can I offer my devices as security?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though

Expose away

Obviously away from others

Im not shy and if its a medical emergency then take me , erm i mean heal me wherever you need too

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Hotel Fabuloso (Paradiso) has a ring to it, can I be concierge pretty please.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please

Yes, all male staff like this. Think we should hire Shag, he can be TV, sports and other entertainment specialist Director.

I'll take Director of Health centre, swimming and dungeon, offering sex health therapeutic services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just popping in as i was on part 1 and working all day - will make good reading i hope when i gt home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I be the barber ?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Who's in charge of customer service. I have a complaint....."

What is your complaint?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse "

I'll have you...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Il be a window cleaner seeing is there any curtains open early in the morning

Hired

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't forget as Ops Manager, I will be vetting all the female staff on my own way!

As Marketing and HR im pre vetted.. only the owner gets to vet me.. and the nurse

Of course. Step right this way lovely

Ive died and gone to heaven.. definitely in need of CPR

Oh I can do that also I may have to expose you a little though

Expose away

Obviously away from others

We may need to work on her together...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Does someone make rude shapes with the towels on the bed?"

Please liaise with our Housekeeper

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please

Hell yes...it's the uniform...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can I offer my devices as security?"

What experience do you have?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hotel Fabuloso (Paradiso) has a ring to it, can I be concierge pretty please."

The Concierge Manager post has been appointed, but there should be a concierge team

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can we have naked barman please and naked maintenance men just wearing tool belt please

Yes, all male staff like this. Think we should hire Shag, he can be TV, sports and other entertainment specialist Director.

I'll take Director of Health centre, swimming and dungeon, offering sex health therapeutic services."

Hired

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

can I apply for maintenance manager to ensure everyone is well serviced.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"May I be the barber ?"

Do you offer a pube-trimming service?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"can I apply for maintenance manager to ensure everyone is well serviced.

We have a maintanance manager, but you are a part of team. Service away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you need me for

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"can I apply for maintenance manager to ensure everyone is well serviced.

We have a maintanance manager, but you are a part of team. Service away...

I need orders where to start !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will need a handy-man too.

I'm VERY good with my hands (and other parts!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the resident artist .... the hotel requires an erotic abstract ambience which I can provide.

Additionally I am skilled at portraiture and capture any moment on a canvas.

The name of the hotel ....

I suggest ......ALLURE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the resident artist .... the hotel requires an erotic abstract ambience which I can provide.

Additionally I am skilled at portraiture and capture any moment on a canvas.

The name of the hotel ....

I suggest ......ALLURE

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Anything you need me for

Design Lead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll help with amenities and toy installation, testing and introduction.

Personalised rooms.

'Would you like the sybian, cross or hot tub option with masseur today madam/sir?'

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"can I apply for maintenance manager to ensure everyone is well serviced.

We have a maintanance manager, but you are a part of team. Service away...

I need orders where to start !"

Test the equipment in the dungeon...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"We'll help with amenities and toy installation, testing and introduction.

Personalised rooms.

'Would you like the sybian, cross or hot tub option with masseur today madam/sir?'"

I like your style...welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajazzles!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You will need a handy-man too.

I'm VERY good with my hands (and other parts!)"

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you need me for

Design Lead..."

Tell me what you need

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Anything you need me for

Design Lead...

Tell me what you need

Design my office...or have designs on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you need me for

Design Lead...

Tell me what you need

Design my office...or have designs on me...

Shall we discuss it over your desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I be the barber ?

Do you offer a pube-trimming service?"

Sure why not, if I get pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm opening a swinging hotel.

There will be a huge pampass grass outside.

The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch

The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends..."

Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone

I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Anything you need me for

Design Lead...

Tell me what you need

Design my office...or have designs on me...

Shall we discuss it over your desk

Good plan...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"May I be the barber ?

Do you offer a pube-trimming service?

Sure why not, if I get pay for it "

Same pay as me...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm opening a swinging hotel.

There will be a huge pampass grass outside.

The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch

The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends...

Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone

I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We may be a little late for work today Mrs Lisa , Lacey got cunted last night and I was up very late abusing her holes.

Very sorry

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Can I offer my devices as security?

What experience do you have?"
I have over 16years experience been trained in strip n body searches

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

if you after a Handy man

gimme a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a waitress, serving people drinks, I can offer a room service with a difference too hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have 3 years experience of making fantasies come true.. and very good at arranging events / parties ... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm opening a swinging hotel.

There will be a huge pampass grass outside.

The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch

The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends...

Querencia for the name. Sounds nice and has a much more sinister undertone

I would also like to submit an application to assist the wacky but wonderful ladies with those stubborn zips

Hired

I await my assistance request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for hiring me I think me and attic fox will make great receptionists, hair up glass on looking smouldering.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

All the staff will be amazing.

Am thinking of a classy name for the hotel...Hotel du Shag...

And think that the staff need some team bondage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the staff will be amazing.

Am thinking of a classy name for the hotel...Hotel du Shag...

And think that the staff need some team bondage..."

I'm all for this boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you after a Handy man

gimme a shout

That vacancy is filled.....but given the popularity of the place....I may need an assistant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a hostess?

I'm extremely friendly

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

AV technician with stage management experience... I can make sure entertainment acts cum on and off stage on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the swingers doing the work. What background are the guests coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all the swingers doing the work. What background are the guests coming from

Hopefully from abroad, we do love variety

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Do you need a hostess?

I'm extremely friendly

I'll have you, too. Hired

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"AV technician with stage management experience... I can make sure entertainment acts cum on and off stage on time

Hired

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

As I will be Chef Librarian in a Fab Hotel Library , Would you be able to recruit a hardworking Library assistant to help me out . Part time only would be enough .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I will be Chef Librarian in a Fab Hotel Library , Would you be able to recruit a hardworking Library assistant to help me out . Part time only would be enough .

I'd put in overtime, i do love a good book

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Welcome to the Hotel du Shag!

The reception staff have big desks, spinny chairs and purple lanyards.

We have hot'n' horny staff waiting to cater to your every whim.

Our bar staff are looking forward to giving you a Slow Comfortable Screw.

Our housekeeping team have sexy maid outfits.

Our entertainments team want to ensure your stay is thouroughly enjoyable.

Our maintenance team's tools are on standby, should you have a service issue.

Following an in-depth interview process and extensive preparations, the Hotel du Shag is now open!!

LisaB

Manager

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Welcome to the Hotel du Shag!

The reception staff have big desks, spinny chairs and purple lanyards.

We have hot'n' horny staff waiting to cater to your every whim.

Our bar staff are looking forward to giving you a Slow Comfortable Screw.

Our housekeeping team have sexy maid outfits.

Our entertainments team want to ensure your stay is thouroughly enjoyable.

Our maintenance team's tools are on standby, should you have a service issue.

Following an in-depth interview process and extensive preparations, the Hotel du Shag is now open!!

LisaB

Manager

In that case, as Front of House Manager, I would like to extend a very warm welcome to all our guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pastry plate reporting for duty

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pastry plate reporting for duty

I should have a nibble...quality control...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pastry plate reporting for duty

I should have a nibble...quality control...

Could I see shag you in your office oops I mean have a quick chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the night manager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm opening a swinging hotel.

There will be a huge pampass grass outside.

The staff are a load of kinky fuckers and a great bunch

The hotel needs a name, and some ideas for theme weekends..."

Surely it's a Premier Sinn, with a 'bloody marvellous night guarantee".

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pastry plate reporting for duty

I should have a nibble...quality control...

Could I see shag you in your office oops I mean have a quick chat

By all means...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can I be the night manager?"

I have a night manager, but you could tag-team together?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Has anyone suggested The (Mastur) Bates Motel ?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I wanted a name that suggested a quality establishment

Hence Hotel du Shag...

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I wanted a name that suggested a quality establishment

Hence Hotel du Shag...

To be fair that screams quality

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