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I've decided to open Fab's first hotel

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

This is actually my dream

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"This is actually my dream"

Want to be my deputy manager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I apply for a job? Do I need to sleep with the manager to get one?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I play piano in the foyer please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there should be a cocktail bar..

so I am applying for the job of mixologist

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I apply for a job? Do I need to sleep with the manager to get one? "

No sleeping on the job

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nespresso machines in all rooms. Large rainfall showers (so two can fit in comfortably)

Ice machines on all floors with ice buckets in all rooms.

Extra thick walls to ensure little to none disturbances.

Keypad entry to all rooms to avoid awkward card collections - allow people to be playing/lying in the room and not have to open the door.

Extra large beds - yeah, doesn't need to be explained.

Smoke alarms fitted sensitively to allow candle play near beds.

Discreet side entrance not facing a main road so people can come and go in whatever fashion they choose.

Day rates available easily.

Condom selection readily available - like the tea and coffee sachets are currently.

Rooms with full length mirrors and the option of a mirror above the bed.

Yeaaaah. I think I have thought about this before and maybe took it too seriously for a Friday night.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I play piano in the foyer please? "

Hired

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"there should be a cocktail bar..

so I am applying for the job of mixologist "
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Good shout. I can play piano in there instead and be supplied with the occasional martini.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"there should be a cocktail bar..

so I am applying for the job of mixologist "

Hopefully lots of cocks...

Hired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to stand in front of house, wearing very little whilst serving champagne to guests as they arrive

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area "

You're hired

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh and a nice spa! And a proper sort of speak easy style bar (not tiki, that's far too over done) with gin.

Oh and room service 24/7 that doesn't just have food that makes you bloat and feel eurgh and can satisfy after fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do (bed)room service

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

You're hired "

wohoooo

"No heavy petting " oh scrap that

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Id like to stand in front of house, wearing very little whilst serving champagne to guests as they arrive "

Having seen your profile pics...err I mean resumé, you're hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have sex with the guests and staff please?

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

You're hired

wohoooo

"No heavy petting " oh scrap that "

Heavy petting is encouraged by the management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I apply for a job? Do I need to sleep with the manager to get one?

No sleeping on the job "

What about visiting? Q A department?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This is actually my dream"

It's my plan

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh and a nice spa! And a proper sort of speak easy style bar (not tiki, that's far too over done) with gin.

Oh and room service 24/7 that doesn't just have food that makes you bloat and feel eurgh and can satisfy after fucking."

And variable lighting. And sturdy beds that can take attachments. And plenty of power sockets. And reachable bedside tables with plenty of space. And Bluetooth speaker availability.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Nespresso machines in all rooms. Large rainfall showers (so two can fit in comfortably)

Ice machines on all floors with ice buckets in all rooms.

Extra thick walls to ensure little to none disturbances.

Keypad entry to all rooms to avoid awkward card collections - allow people to be playing/lying in the room and not have to open the door.

Extra large beds - yeah, doesn't need to be explained.

Smoke alarms fitted sensitively to allow candle play near beds.

Discreet side entrance not facing a main road so people can come and go in whatever fashion they choose.

Day rates available easily.

Condom selection readily available - like the tea and coffee sachets are currently.

Rooms with full length mirrors and the option of a mirror above the bed.

Yeaaaah. I think I have thought about this before and maybe took it too seriously for a Friday night. "

Facilities Manager

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I'll be concierge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buffet breakfast is always good. Make the pastries big but fresh

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can do (bed)room service "

See me in my office for a more detailed interview...

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I'll be the d*unk who knocks on all the wrong doors at four in the morning

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I have sex with the guests and staff please? "

Start with the manager first...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

As a decent hotel you'll need reception, receptionist, porters and a welcoming lounge area.

A restaurant with a nice bar, staff to run and clean them. They'll also need to organise room service.

A pool and hot tubs etc. Plus the staff to clean them out often.

Each bedroom will need a very large bed, a range of kinky furniture and a hidden dungeon. And the staff to clean and tidy it all.

There will need to be some communal relaxing areas and play areas, plus extensive grounds for privacy and outdoor sex. Gardeners and various other staff.

Go for it

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I apply for a job? Do I need to sleep with the manager to get one?

No sleeping on the job

What about visiting? Q A department? "

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have sex with the guests and staff please?

Start with the manager first... "

Yes please.....I'm a good girl, I do as I'm told most of the time

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"As a decent hotel you'll need reception, receptionist, porters and a welcoming lounge area.

A restaurant with a nice bar, staff to run and clean them. They'll also need to organise room service.

A pool and hot tubs etc. Plus the staff to clean them out often.

Each bedroom will need a very large bed, a range of kinky furniture and a hidden dungeon. And the staff to clean and tidy it all.

There will need to be some communal relaxing areas and play areas, plus extensive grounds for privacy and outdoor sex. Gardeners and various other staff.

Go for it

"

Front of House Manager...hired

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"As a decent hotel you'll need reception, receptionist, porters and a welcoming lounge area.

A restaurant with a nice bar, staff to run and clean them. They'll also need to organise room service.

A pool and hot tubs etc. Plus the staff to clean them out often.

Each bedroom will need a very large bed, a range of kinky furniture and a hidden dungeon. And the staff to clean and tidy it all.

There will need to be some communal relaxing areas and play areas, plus extensive grounds for privacy and outdoor sex. Gardeners and various other staff.

Go for it

Front of House Manager...hired "

I'm also good at Food & Beverage management

Oh, I forgot the ballroom for balls, banquets and other functions

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

What about maintenance? Gonna need maintenance....where do i apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there should be a cocktail bar..

so I am applying for the job of mixologist

Hopefully lots of cocks...

Hired!"

yeyyy

lots of slow comfortable screws and Harvey wallbangers coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills "

Ive been the night manager in a previous life

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Buffet breakfast is always good. Make the pastries big but fresh "

Can we use you as a plate for the pastries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could fiddle the taxes for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could fiddle the taxes for you?"

Or as a plate for the pastries

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"What about maintenance? Gonna need maintenance....where do i apply? "

Your tool is hired

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

id like to be the house keeper to hand out extra towels pillows etc

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I could fiddle the taxes for you?"

Accounts Manager and plate for pastries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacey has extensive chambermaid experience in her youth and still possess uniforms and I'm quite handy with my tool belt and I often take Diet Coke breaks when it's hot

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"id like to be the house keeper to hand out extra towels pillows etc "

Hired. Fluff away

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"id like to be the house keeper to hand out extra towels pillows etc "

That would probably put you in charge of condoms too

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Lacey has extensive chambermaid experience in her youth and still possess uniforms and I'm quite handy with my tool belt and I often take Diet Coke breaks when it's hot "

Hired

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I'll be concierge."

I should have added... i can look very good in a smart uniform, i can play dumb, I'm sly as a fox, i don't suffer fools, i know how the world works, which buttons to press and where abouts in the hotel isn't covered by cctv, where i can push you against the wall and fuck your brains out!..... before returning calmly to my desk...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Please don't put me on pube patrol

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun "

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager?

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

This sounds like a really bad porn film in the making!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"id like to be the house keeper to hand out extra towels pillows etc

That would probably put you in charge of condoms too "
better make sure have a good stock of all types and sizes then along with lubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to stand in front of house, wearing very little whilst serving champagne to guests as they arrive

Having seen your profile pics...err I mean resumé, you're hired "

And when you like me to start miss manager lady?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A range of rooms to suit all needs from kink to more vanilla sex.

Interconnecting (lockable at each guests discretion of course) doors between each room for those who prefer separate room swapping.

Select rooms with one way mirrors to the outside allowing the exhibitionists and voyeurs to watch and be watched.

Rooms available to be taken by the hour/day/night

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I also love organising events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will obviously need a roving photographer, right?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"id like to be the house keeper to hand out extra towels pillows etc

That would probably put you in charge of condoms too better make sure have a good stock of all types and sizes then along with lubes "

You're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds like a really bad porn film in the making! "

Carry On Swinging

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You will obviously need a roving photographer, right?"

Oooo would you like to be on my events team?

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Ooooo i have an extensive toolkit for use......sam can do the diet breaks mine's just a brew!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills

Ive been the night manager in a previous life "

Hired

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If I'm allowed that I mean?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager? "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I make an advanced booking?

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'll be concierge.

I should have added... i can look very good in a smart uniform, i can play dumb, I'm sly as a fox, i don't suffer fools, i know how the world works, which buttons to press and where abouts in the hotel isn't covered by cctv, where i can push you against the wall and fuck your brains out!..... before returning calmly to my desk..."

Hired

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I'll be concierge.

I should have added... i can look very good in a smart uniform, i can play dumb, I'm sly as a fox, i don't suffer fools, i know how the world works, which buttons to press and where abouts in the hotel isn't covered by cctv, where i can push you against the wall and fuck your brains out!..... before returning calmly to my desk...

Hired "

At your service! (i know a guy who knows a guy....)

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Please don't put me on pube patrol "

You can examine guest's pubes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can answer a phone and taking bookings so can I be your receptionist?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager? "

If it's in Margate, i demand a Chaz n Dave tribute band!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Id like to stand in front of house, wearing very little whilst serving champagne to guests as they arrive

Having seen your profile pics...err I mean resumé, you're hired

And when you like me to start miss manager lady? "

We need a grand opening

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager?

If it's in Margate, i demand a Chaz n Dave tribute band! "
make it happen...Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marketing Admin here also good with buying and HR so I can do back of house stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be concierge.

I should have added... i can look very good in a smart uniform, i can play dumb, I'm sly as a fox, i don't suffer fools, i know how the world works, which buttons to press and where abouts in the hotel isn't covered by cctv, where i can push you against the wall and fuck your brains out!..... before returning calmly to my desk...

Hired

At your service! (i know a guy who knows a guy....) "

All good concierge know a guy that knows a guy.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can answer a phone and taking bookings so can I be your receptionist? "

Of course...would you like a spinny chair and a telephone headphone set?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I have barista training.

I make good pancakes.

I can work a bar too.

Also, I give bloody good massages.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Marketing Admin here also good with buying and HR so I can do back of house stuff "

Hired

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager?

If it's in Margate, i demand a Chaz n Dave tribute band! make it happen...Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit! "

Na na na......

It's got to be

Down to Margate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a barmaid and pub manager previously, so could look after the bars.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I have barista training.

I make good pancakes.

I can work a bar too.

Also, I give bloody good massages."

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a fuck? "

We are both professionals and take our work far to seriously to be distracted by a pretty face, smokin hot body and a filthy mind

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I've been a barmaid and pub manager previously, so could look after the bars. "

Hired

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Him... CCTV/comms/security/handyman

Her... erm.... do you need a sexy fem in a maids outfit for summat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could give guided tours of the grounds ans near by hill sides with pooch , I would wear my kilt if you wanted

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager?

If it's in Margate, i demand a Chaz n Dave tribute band! make it happen...Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!

Na na na......

It's got to be

Down to Margate "

I was thinking about Rabbit viberators!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I could give guided tours of the grounds ans near by hill sides with pooch , I would wear my kilt if you wanted "

You could wear a sack, and still look sizzling hot! Hired

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

You're hired

wohoooo

"No heavy petting " oh scrap that

Heavy petting is encouraged by the management "

Naked pool party to be arranged with the events team x

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Him... CCTV/comms/security/handyman

Her... erm.... do you need a sexy fem in a maids outfit for summat? "

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could give guided tours of the grounds ans near by hill sides with pooch , I would wear my kilt if you wanted

You could wear a sack, and still look sizzling hot! Hired "

Why thank you

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

You're hired

wohoooo

"No heavy petting " oh scrap that

Heavy petting is encouraged by the management

Naked pool party to be arranged with the events team x"

I would hope that there will be several naked pool parties...

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By *ittykat76Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth

I could be the cleaner as got a little french maids outfit and a feather duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could purvey dodgy snake oil

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists - "

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I could be the cleaner as got a little french maids outfit and a feather duster "

Hired

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I could purvey dodgy snake oil "

Genuine skills only, please...

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"You will need some life guards for the pool and jacuzzi area

You're hired

wohoooo

"No heavy petting " oh scrap that

Heavy petting is encouraged by the management

Naked pool party to be arranged with the events team x

I would hope that there will be several naked pool parties... "

sure we and kink-minx can get the parties arranged x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired "

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge

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By *ittykat76Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I could be the cleaner as got a little french maids outfit and a feather duster

Hired "

Woo hoo I might have to have my boobs hanging out of the maids outfit though as it might be a bit small on the bust

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Bild it in Margate so it will have a see vue

And it wood be the Onley swinging place for miles around so you wood have 0 compertishoun

Location sorted...Margate it is!

Will you be my Catering Manager?

If it's in Margate, i demand a Chaz n Dave tribute band! make it happen...Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!

Na na na......

It's got to be

Down to Margate "

exactly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can I check all men over to ensure they work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could purvey dodgy snake oil

Genuine skills only, please... "

I can genuinely provide dodgy snake oil - skittle flavoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marketing Admin here also good with buying and HR so I can do back of house stuff

Hired"

Sweet!! 6 inch heels and blouses that dont button on the chest at the ready for my 'uniform' gotta get the suppliers down on prices somehow haha

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge "
...with lanyard

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

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By *razyhorse58Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

This sounds like a great project

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks "

Hired. With a nice big desk

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk "

May I please have an ergonomic chair as well?

And a mini fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

"

swoons

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Marketing Admin here also good with buying and HR so I can do back of house stuff

Hired

Sweet!! 6 inch heels and blouses that dont button on the chest at the ready for my 'uniform' gotta get the suppliers down on prices somehow haha "

...well done!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


" Yeaaaah. I think I have thought about this before and maybe took it too seriously for a Friday night.

Facilities Manager "

I'll take that.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons "

What colour lanyard would you like?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills "

Sorry, arrived in here a bit late, but I have 30+ years Hotel Management expertise. Know Reception inside out so could work there, allocating rooms.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


" Yeaaaah. I think I have thought about this before and maybe took it too seriously for a Friday night.

Facilities Manager

I'll take that.

"

Welcome to the team!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk "

Oh I love a good sturdy desk

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills

Sorry, arrived in here a bit late, but I have 30+ years Hotel Management expertise. Know Reception inside out so could work there, allocating rooms."

Ops Managee

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

Oh I love a good sturdy desk"

You can sit on my desk and look pretty for the customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a fuck?

We are both professionals and take our work far to seriously to be distracted by a pretty face, smokin hot body and a filthy mind "

Filthy mind? Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons

What colour lanyard would you like?"

purple - purple everything ifposs

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

Oh I love a good sturdy desk"

Would you like some important-looking files on your desk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll take that.

"

Promises.....

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons

What colour lanyard would you like?

purple - purple everything ifposs "

For you...purple

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

May I please have an ergonomic chair as well?

And a mini fridge "

Of course.

You need somewhere to store your gin!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

Oh I love a good sturdy desk

Would you like some important-looking files on your desk? "

Only if they can be knocked off when I'm thrown over it

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

May I please have an ergonomic chair as well?

And a mini fridge

Of course.

You need somewhere to store your gin! "

I'm not a drinker, but I'm sure I can find some use for the mini fridge anyway!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I could be the cleaner as got a little french maids outfit and a feather duster

Hired

Woo hoo I might have to have my boobs hanging out of the maids outfit though as it might be a bit small on the bust "

You will have to make do...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

I'll take that.

Promises..... "

I'll take anything I'm given

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"For swingers.

I'm giving myself a nice big manager's office, with a very comfy sofa...

What facilities should there be?

And I need staff...apply here, listing any skills

Sorry, arrived in here a bit late, but I have 30+ years Hotel Management expertise. Know Reception inside out so could work there, allocating rooms.

Ops Managee "

Operations Manager. My job amongst others, to ensure staff are provocatively uniformed and Guests every little whim is catered for!

I could also be Night Manager!

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Would you consider having a quiet area for your guests ? Perhaps a library / study big room with shelves full of good titles and leather furniture .

I can be a Kinky Librarian who would look after that area . I know Dewey Decimal classification by heart .

I shall PM you an image of what is it I had in mind .

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm good with computers and answering phones can I be a receptionist? You'll need a separate Porter though... I can't carry bags on my crip sticks

Hired. With a nice big desk

May I please have an ergonomic chair as well?

And a mini fridge

Of course.

You need somewhere to store your gin!

I'm not a drinker, but I'm sure I can find some use for the mini fridge anyway! "

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Can I work in the massage section..I've lovely hands

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Would you consider having a quiet area for your guests ? Perhaps a library / study big room with shelves full of good titles and leather furniture .

I can be a Kinky Librarian who would look after that area . I know Dewey Decimal classification by heart .

I shall PM you an image of what is it I had in mind . "

Hired...pending your PM...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons

What colour lanyard would you like?

purple - purple everything ifposs

For you...purple "

shhhhh - think i love you

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I work in the massage section..I've lovely hands "

I'll see about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I work the bar!?

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons

What colour lanyard would you like?

purple - purple everything ifposs

For you...purple

shhhhh - think i love you "

Mwah xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can I work in the massage section..I've lovely hands "

You can work me if you like

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Would you consider having a quiet area for your guests ? Perhaps a library / study big room with shelves full of good titles and leather furniture .

I can be a Kinky Librarian who would look after that area . I know Dewey Decimal classification by heart .

I shall PM you an image of what is it I had in mind .

Hired...pending your PM... "

PM sent . I hope you will like the idea I had in mind .

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"Can I work in the massage section..I've lovely hands

You can work me if you like "
We can work on each other first to see how we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a mini bus?

In between fiddling taxes and being a plate, I could ferry people from airports, stations, dogging locations..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can I work in the massage section..I've lovely hands

You can work me if you like We can work on each other first to see how we go "

I'll go on top

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Will there be a mini bus?

In between fiddling taxes and being a plate, I could ferry people from airports, stations, dogging locations.."

Agreed...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Can I work the bar!? "

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I can be the nurse if anyone is ill I have the uniform

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"every body comes to me with their problems so i could be councel for staff and guests - if such a postition exists -

Occupational Health and Guest Welfare Manager...hired

fuck me thats a grand title - i love it - means i get a big badge ...with lanyard

swoons

What colour lanyard would you like?

purple - purple everything ifposs

For you...purple

shhhhh - think i love you "

May I suggest an even better title, which does exist in hotels these days and covers your role... Guest Services Msnager.

Covers a multitude of sins!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x"

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"sure we and kink-minx can get the parties arranged x"

Definitely and they will be spectacular

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I've decided I can be the nurse if anyone is ill I have the uniform "

Hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've decided I can be the nurse if anyone is ill I have the uniform

Hired "

I still want to fuck the staff and guests though

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I've decided I can be the nurse if anyone is ill I have the uniform

Hired

I still want to fuck the staff and guests though "

Read your contract...it's in thw small-print...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play "

We'll need a wedding licence

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence "

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this? "

I'll suck/fuck to get us one.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence "

I'll play bridesmaid. (Get hot groomsmen)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this? "

I could use diplomacy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds just like my cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this? "

I have some strawberry Bon bons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

I'll suck/fuck to get us one. "

Dedication to the cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a cheese and pineapple buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

I'll suck/fuck to get us one. "

Can I join you?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

How about a big bowl for room key swapping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will obviously need a roving photographer, right?

Oooo would you like to be on my events team?"

Yes please... if you wield that power

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

I'll suck/fuck to get us one.

Dedication to the cause "

Need to get them onside right? Maybe the local police boss too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

I'll suck/fuck to get us one.

Dedication to the cause

Need to get them onside right? Maybe the local police boss too "

We can't take any chances with Shag ri La

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Being the life guards we will need pagers for the nurse should any mouth to mouth be needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely the hostess with mostess...Buffet cuming up pronto...with an ample range to feed the hungry and quench their thirst. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being the life guards we will need pagers for the nurse should any mouth to mouth be needed "

Of course but you have to bare in mind that I may be mid fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you taking booking and do the Rooms have coffee making facilities as well as a selection of spanking equipment

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sounds far classier than Paradise!!!

Frank knows his way around a garden but I'm not sure you'd have much use for a for a former wedding coordinator or debt collector....

I'm good with gin though

JG x

People might find love. Or you know there is always role play

We'll need a wedding licence

Who wants to bribe the local council for this?

I'll suck/fuck to get us one. "

Good work

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Is there a cheese and pineapple buffet?"

Not yet...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"How about a big bowl for room key swapping?"

Good thinking...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

As general manager of this hotel, I would like to thank everyone for their sterling work and dedication to the cause xxxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Have you come up with a name yet?

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Have you come up with a name yet?"

Not yet. Ideas, anyone?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Finally, we will all need a big muscular fella to frisk everybody at the door. Stop all those women from sneaking in guns in their bra. 10 yrs weapons detector and unarmed combat from Langley.

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