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Honk if your Horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've trashed the flirty funbus.

My horn is through the roof this week, it's a constant 10/10. And this weekend I'm at a few gatherings with friends. I can only imagine my flirting and innuendos to be constant.

On a scale of 1-10. How horny are you? Can you match somebody's horn here?Can you beat it?

Are they local enough to arrange a meet?

Say your in and get those massages sent to anyone you fancy.

FAF ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a 1 today. Complete deflation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm a five at present, set to rise tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just woken up, dry mouth, doggy breath, gunky eyes, hair unkempt. Currently the hornometer needle is deviating somewhere midway between 1 and 1.5

Leave me alone until I've woken up properly and had some mouthwash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot toot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up earlier feeling a 1, it's been steadily rising and now at an 7, need to do something about it this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot toot lol

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm on about a 1 1/3 at the moment, by time I've had a shower it will be a 3 or 4..out this evening so hopefully it will spinal tap(turn up to 11!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horniness level is steadily rising

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horniness level is steadily rising "

Why is mine steadily dropping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is lost .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Meeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Stimulate my mind MisterBee and it will be 10 x10 for me .

My body always follows my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horniness level is steadily rising

Why is mine steadily dropping? "

Mine has been in slumber for too long and now I'm getting fitter after a long illness it's..... well you can guess the rest and now it is time to venture out and see if this bad boy stills works

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

-5 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beep beep

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up with morning glory enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am at 9 at the moment, if I speak to my lover it will be 15 and if I see him it will be 20+, but unfortunately we cant do anything fir another week and is horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at an 8 atm..... just left the gym after watching all the gorgeous women in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stimulate my mind MisterBee and it will be 10 x10 for me .

My body always follows my mind "

I can read you some Brecht.?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

7-8 this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at an 8 atm..... just left the gym after watching all the gorgeous women in there "

I know right.

There's a girl in the gym I go to. Oh my god. . Blue tinted hair. Gorgeous figure Tattoos. (It's the one around the ankle that caught my eye )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"-5 for me "

Wrong. All wrong.

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By *ickie dave 69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

A few month back I wrote honk if your horny I am on the back of the wife's car and when she got home from work she said don't know why but a lot of vans wagons and cars have been tooting there horns and waving at me today and I don't know why ? I said go have a look at back of your car lol not the answer you was expecting but thought I would share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at an 8 atm..... just left the gym after watching all the gorgeous women in there

I know right.

There's a girl in the gym I go to. Oh my god. . Blue tinted hair. Gorgeous figure Tattoos. (It's the one around the ankle that caught my eye )"

Theres a new one at mine this morning so of course all the young lads were trying to impress her and chat her up... I didn't pester her ... just asked if there was anything she needed help with and the boys all sculked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 10 I'm around an 8.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im around an 8 just missing a man.

Im in bed and very wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im around an 8 just missing a man.

Im in bed and very wet "

Siri? How far away is Portsmouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im around an 8 just missing a man.

Im in bed and very wet

Siri? How far away is Portsmouth? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about an 8/9 now BT that's because I've got a meet later on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99/1

Let down for a meet this morning so ultra H !

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

finally getting rid of a head cold been low but a steady 8.5 right now

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