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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I had 3 women on the go back in the 80's. 1 knew about the other 2, 1 knew about another 1, and the 3rd was blissfully unaware of the other 2. God that was hard work, even though there were no mobile phones in those days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had 3 women on the go back in the 80's. 1 knew about the other 2, 1 knew about another 1, and the 3rd was blissfully unaware of the other 2. God that was hard work, even though there were no mobile phones in those days "

Lol

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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meh, i had 5 guys on the go and none of them found out about the others. this was when i was 19.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"meh, i had 5 guys on the go and none of them found out about the others. this was when i was 19."

Lol bad bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anymore male or female quotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a yacht and two mistresses, now i've just a rowing boat and a couple of oars.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"meh, i had 5 guys on the go and none of them found out about the others. this was when i was 19.

Lol bad bitch "

it was hard work tbh and i couldn't keep it up for longer than a few months.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

What do women and computers have in common? You only appreciate them when they go down on you........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a yacht and two mistresses, now i've just a rowing boat and a couple of oars."

I've got a tug boat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men fall in love with what they see and women with what they hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U guys seriously talking about 3 on the go. I feel it hard to assemble one at a time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet "

Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order "

Hiya cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I was single and dating I had a excel spreadsheet to keep them all organised.

There were more than a few.

Ahhh, happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're hoping to snag 3 whole women??

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet "

And who says it should be 3 ?!!

Perhaps One have all those attributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men fall in love with what they see and women with what they hear."

Don't be fooled by that old adage.

Women want a fat wallet. Men want a woman who swallows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men fall in love with what they see and women with what they hear.

Don't be fooled by that old adage.

Women want a fat wallet. Men want a woman who swallows."

Touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

And who says it should be 3 ?!!

Perhaps One have all those attributes "

Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

And who says it should be 3 ?!!

Perhaps One have all those attributes

Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol "

Look no further

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

And who says it should be 3 ?!!

Perhaps One have all those attributes

Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol

Look no further "

Lol mon bubz let's go Vegas and get hitched but I'll need tae try before I buy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

Every woman should have a cook in the kitchen, a gentleman in the parlour and a stud in the bedroom, in no particular order

Hiya cheeky "

Hey!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have a woman who's a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, most importantly none of these three women should ever meet

And who says it should be 3 ?!!

Perhaps One have all those attributes

Where is this Goddess and why haven't I met her lol "

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