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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

if we were putting together a team for the olympics who do you think could do what event ?

for me fnuuma shotting the mouth and gynasticals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy for the Limbo event, mind you he would walk under the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soapy for a swimming event,, but only if the pool was full of bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy for the Limbo event, mind you he would walk under the bar "

haha love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy for the airbags display team

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"soapy for a swimming event,, but only if the pool was full of bubble bath "

he he he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sassy for the airbags display team "

pmsl!

you and private parts in the cycling events wearing your mankini's... we get a great ass shot and your balls are held nice and tight whilst sat on the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have Siren as our entrant for the 100 metres for people with absolutely no sense of direction.

You ever had her as co-pilot on a long road trip? You don't fookin want to either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine for the swallowing sorry sword swallowing event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laine for the swallowing sorry sword swallowing event "

In the final with the Jamaican team for that one I think.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I'd have Siren as our entrant for the 100 metres for people with absolutely no sense of direction.

You ever had her as co-pilot on a long road trip? You don't fookin want to either. "

definately put wishy on the right wing of the hockey team

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"if we were putting together a team for the olympics who do you think could do what event ?

for me fnuuma shotting the mouth and gynasticals "

lol It's FMUMA (one day you will get it right).. and the event is actually the "inverted double munch" for which I have already won the gold

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"if we were putting together a team for the olympics who do you think could do what event ?

for me fnuuma shotting the mouth and gynasticals

lol It's FMUMA (one day you will get it right).. and the event is actually the "inverted double munch with triple bucket pussy " for which I have already won the gold

"

i dont know why but i always feel the need to get it wrong Fmnmnunma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma for the multiple entry team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kev for the pushing yer luck and jumping to conclusions events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kev for the pushing yer luck and jumping to conclusions events. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PD your on the pitch as captain of the philosophers footy team

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Kev for the pushing yer luck and jumping to conclusions events. "

omg that was actually a clever response ,its not allowed in this thread sorry

disqualified

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"PD your on the pitch as captain of the philosophers footy team"

laine captain of the ladies synchronised blow job team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TicMbH4OY

had to put this up... I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petillante for the buffet and scotch egg swallowing whole event

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event"

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team. "

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP can be captain of the diving team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol laine you have too much time on your hands just watched ur clip lol xx

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk"

surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TicMbH4OY

had to put this up... I love it! "

love monty p....its a flying sheep

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Petillante for the buffet and scotch egg swallowing whole event "

haw!!! leave ma wee scotchy eggs alone ya deviant!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk

surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ? "

I was tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay line up gents, I'm sure View will be the gold medal winner in the grand slalom........ I've seen him swoop and glide with a ski-pole in each hand.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"okay line up gents, I'm sure View will be the gold medal winner in the grand slalom........ I've seen him swoop and glide with a ski-pole in each hand. "

i could do the ski jump ....no come to think of it i could be the ski jump

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk

surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?

I was tipsy "

i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre

it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen

rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk

surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?

I was tipsy

i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre

it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen

rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder "

Trust me have done worse on stage, you should have seen my can can

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"PD for the Marathon.......... orgasm event

petilant number 1 of the ladies naked ribbon twirling whist d*unk team.

The sad thing was I WAS NOT d*unk

surely not whilst sober ...aye you sure ?

I was tipsy

i am sorry pettilant ,no one could of done what you did on stage whilst sobre

it was a "unique" experience and one of the funniest things i have ever seen

rivaled only by the morris dancers on black adder

Trust me have done worse on stage, you should have seen my can can"

can can can I

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think I could captain the bullshitting team.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think I could captain the bullshitting team."

its competitive whats your personal best

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think I could captain the bullshitting team.

its competitive whats your personal best "

My PB is convincing a newbie I could read all their personal messages and see their private pics so they complained to admin.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think I could captain the bullshitting team.

its competitive whats your personal best

My PB is convincing a newbie I could read all their personal messages and see their private pics so they complained to admin."

LMFAO your captain

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping. "

had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping.

had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some "

sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the flag waver

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping.

had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some

sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,? "

lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping.

had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some

sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,?

lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho "

ok going for the soft option..

i am an all terran sleeper..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the scrutineer for the ladys slug race

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"can i please put myself down for the "laying down and sleeping" competition please.

my PB is 23 hours sleeping.

had you been pissed before ,cus we have a strict drugs policy ,you have to have some

sounds good to me.. do i need to seek funding for my drugs,.. would the lottory commison fund me ,?

lol nahhhh you might get a mattress to practice with tho

ok going for the soft option..

i am an all terran sleeper.. "

ok you can have a strap on blow up bed so you can practice anytime your feeling in chasmpinship form ,,,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today "

peaches you are coach of the warbling while d*unk to an old song team,you have years of experience ...pmsl

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"

I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system.""

sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i wanna know wot the prizes are before i enter an event

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"i wanna know wot the prizes are before i enter an event "

you get medals and you dont enter ...your picked after supplying a brown envelope with cash and telling us what your good at ....huh

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."

sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on "

Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

well why didnt you say

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Is it too late to volunteer to be the womens handball coach?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"

I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."

sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on

Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile? "

that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy

@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


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Is it too late to volunteer to be the womens handball coach?"

how much experience you got of handling women in an agressive competitive environment ??

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

I propose myself for the "in the dark, £546 has gone but wtf have we won in the oh so unfair and untransparent ticket distribution system."

sorry this is athletes only area no fans please ....move on

Have you not seen the "athletic" on my profile?

that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy

@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?

"

deffo count me in for that one

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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that dont mean a thing in this squad lol what you good at then mushy

@ coan ..you should know by now what we are like ...some places on the drinking team if your interested ?

"

Paul Daniels impersonations, "Not a lot but you'll like it."

The ex did say i could talk shite for England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today

peaches you are coach of the warbling while d*unk to an old song team,I know you havent had any experience as your so clean living but try your hardest ...pmsl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be a ball tester please?

need to make sure there is no cheating when the men start entering the shooting events to prove who has the best aim

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"reckon you lotare on the booze, a lot of smelling masticks today

peaches you are coach of the warbling while d*unk to an old song team,I know you havent had any experience as your so clean living but try your hardest ...pmsl

"

coward i am watching you !!!!!!!

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