FabSwingers.com forum: i hate PMT!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im sat here in tears just because my man didnt kiss me before he went out and my tits are 2 sizes bigger and tender and sore and all i want to eat is chocolate and custard doughnuts which i wont allow myself,

just feeling sorry for myself x

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

awwwwwwww poor you (((HUG)))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awwwwwwww poor you (((HUG)))"

shite now im crying cos you were nice! bloody hormones! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fluctuating hormones have a lot to answer for!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"im sat here in tears just because my man didnt kiss me before he went out and my tits are 2 sizes bigger and tender and sore and all i want to eat is chocolate and custard doughnuts which i wont allow myself,

just feeling sorry for myself x"

i am a bloke i cant imagine what its like ,but have a piece of chocolate on the hour and a doughnut every 2 hours so you got something to look forward to

feel free to rip my head off with comments like ....only one piece !!! are you mad !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have an options hot chocolate drink and only a bite of the doughnut several times a day. big hugs from me too. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big hugs i know this feeling well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!

Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the worst feeling in the world and oh hun you have my sympathies

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!

Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it!

did you stick pics of a face on it too

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

* fedexing a emergancy package of hotwater bottle, low calorie options drinks, painkillers, weepy films and a box of tissues.*

hugs sweetie. sympathies and love.

pmt and me are old enimes but i have mother nature on the run now.... ha ha ha .... take that Mother nature...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}} to ye honey xxxxxxxx

not had a proper period for over 12 years but still claim the pmt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tip for pmt is to go and beat the fuck out of a pillow... go on ... really put the boot in... raggy-doll that pillow round the room!

Made me feel better.... especially when I stopped and had a laugh at myself for calling it all the names under the sun while doing it!

did you stick pics of a face on it too

No, but a particularly lumpy overstuffed one had a name.... Ex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)

i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)

i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x"

personally i dont think you should deny yourself the hard stuff ...just make sure you dont eat a 500g block in one go.there is an ingredient in chocolate (cant remember name of it ) what women crave often and you want to pick up and feel better ,its not a sin to want a bit of chocolate you know ...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What was that about tits being 2 sizes bigger????

Cam-Canada-Room-NOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just feeling sorry for myself x"

That's bad

I don't have too many issues with it but my friend does. She did get help from the doctor though and it has eased things a little for her, it might be worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thanks you lot i do feel better and the options hot chocolate will keep me off the hard stuff!(for a bit)

i just hate feeling so pathetic when normally i can handle anything! x

i dont usually deny myself anything pleasurable being a dreadful hedonist! just at this time of the month once i start a 500g block its only the start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was that about tits being 2 sizes bigger????

Cam-Canada-Room-NOW!!!

well i suppose i could turn the sound off so you dont hear my snarling!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What was that about tits being 2 sizes bigger????

Cam-Canada-Room-NOW!!!

well i suppose i could turn the sound off so you dont hear my snarling!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better suggestion!

Go into directing on cam..... wait till all the rocket-polishers are drooling then tell em ye canna be bothered and prefer the satisfaction of a chocolate bar..... wait of course till they are on the vinegar stroke.

My bad?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Even better suggestion!

My bad?

You're playing with fire girl!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Even better suggestion!

My bad?

Yep!!! but love it!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Even better suggestion!

My bad?

you are ALWAYS bad Loops !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I love the directing rooms... you can feel like shite, look like a burst sofa, and have a plook like vesuvius on your forehead.... and still they tell you you're the most beautiful woman on the site and can they wank over your cam!

pmsl! Soooooooo true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i rarely suffer from PMT.. pretty lucky i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was that joke on the joke thread the other day...

What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a bulldog?

Lipstick.

Classic.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl "

...and they think they're special.

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By *RMADCHICKCouple
over a year ago

cheltenham

mrs madchick suffers badley and so do i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imalady is smiling coe shes over all that malarkey !!!!and she never suffered from it anyway .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs... Again with these minor ailments...

Where's the sympathy when we are REALLY ill...

with flu??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never tell when my first wife had PMT cos she was a miserable cow all the time.

I know when Siren has it though cos if I ask her what's on TV tonight she lobs the remote and says, "Do I look like the fookin TV Times, and what's with the 100 bloody questions? Are you a copper?"

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the male primeval need to cum eh, pmsl

...and they think they're special.

i cant go in there i would feel ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders....

You can get some medicine to thin it out a bit you know. Nowt more off putting than a dollop of cottage cheese heading in the unmistakable direction of one's face.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

" ......strangely soiled..to be lumped in with them...shudders....

You can get some medicine to thin it out a bit you know. Nowt more off putting than a dollop of cottage cheese heading in the unmistakable direction of one's face."

LMFAO @ wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can someone get a message to the OP's man that he's in for it when he gets home

let's hope he brings a gift other than chocolate doughnuts and gives her a big hug and snog on his return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The message I'd send him is to fook off down the pub after work and come home at 11pm when she's still awake, fuming, quietly. If ya gonna be hung ya might as well be guilty.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"can someone get a message to the OP's man that he's in for it when he gets home

let's hope he brings a gift other than chocolate doughnuts and gives her a big hug and snog on his return

either that or a hardhat to ward off the saucepan...not kissing your missus on national kissing day is playing with fire i reckon .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can truly sympathise with you (((BIG HUGS))) although I don't suffer to bad from them now, I just have periods that come ( or don't) whenever they like with hardly any warning since I hit the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh afternoon Mr Madchick.. nice to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes you just gotta give up and admit defeat.

men will never truly understand women.

i remember one valentine's day being on the bones of our arse and we agreed no token gifts, cards were fine.

being the softy i am, somehow i coppered up and bought her some Chanel, had it gift wrapped and stashed it in the boot of my car.

i got up early, took it out of my car and put it on the front seat of hers.

went in, had a shower and came out to the tones of 'where's my fuckin card ?'

as much of a red rag to a bull the attitude was, i said it was all sorted but she went on and on and on

in the end i went out to the car got her perfume and card and virtually threw it at her.

i thought that would be the end of it, she would pipe down, feel guilty for bein a proper bitch

but oh no !

what i actually got was :

'in future, i expect my cards in the house, not in the fuckin car !'

needless to say, we lasted maybe a few more months after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey Iso.... are there really women like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'in future, i expect my cards in the house, not in the fuckin car !'

needless to say, we lasted maybe a few more months after that

I'd have ripped the card up in front of her and poured the perfume down the sink. Absolutely.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ffs Iso... and that is just ONE of the the reasons I don't do Valentine's Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey Iso.... are there really women like that?"

sadly yes lol

nah seriously, we had a great time together but fkin 'ell when the hormones kicked in it was 'get ur tin helmets on' time

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

i find being put on the st andrews cross and flogged helps with my pmt

as for the bulldog joke - mine has his lipstick out everytime we have visitors- the naughty boy that he is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find being put on the st andrews cross and flogged helps with my pmt

as for the bulldog joke - mine has his lipstick out everytime we have visitors- the naughty boy that he is !"

and he humps for scotland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x"

that ll be the sperm ...lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind boggles at the thought of offering Siren a joint. She'd castrate me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you glad you are not a woman!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ive always suffered with PMT its awful. It stopped a few yrs ago after an op but now bad with a vengence. so you have my fulliest sympathy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x"

.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x

.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?

lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x

.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?

lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x"

* note to self* keep spunk deflectors on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well the clever man came home with , massage oil and chocolate.

He got me stoned, gently massaged my sore tits, kissed me all over then fucked me senseless.....funnily enough i feel MUCH better! x

.......... I think I have a headache coming on, what can he do to cure that?

lol his usual cure is after considreable massage cover afflicted area in spunk...to be fair it usually works! x

* note to self* keep spunk deflectors on. "

u definately don't want it in ur eyes

had that once - not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im cursed with it this week not had a period in 3 yrs and it has hit me like a train! am on a diet but that has been well and truly fooked off this week!! cramps,emotional,sore,no patience or sod all what a state im in o well soon be over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, custard donuts. Anything with confectioner's custard in and I don't need no kiss from nobody.

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