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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it?

Because he's a Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat."

No ....Pat the Paedo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat.

No ....Pat the Paedo

I don't get that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat."

So stupid it's genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat.

No ....Pat the Paedo

I don't get that."

Thats why he got fired ...of course !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat.

No ....Pat the Paedo

I don't get that.

Thats why he got fired ...of course !"

Nah pat the perv cos he always had pussy on his lap.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat.

No ....Pat the Paedo

I don't get that.

Thats why he got fired ...of course !

Nah pat the perv cos he always had pussy on his lap.

PTU xxx"

And he gets to empty his sack everyday.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat."
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Haha, I like that

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Why did the orange go the doctors?

He wasn't peeling well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you tell a cow a joke? Cos it goes in one ear and out the udder!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why did the Mexican throw the girl on the fire

Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call Postman Pat after he's been fired?

Pat."

On a related note - have you seen the Fan theory that Postman Pat is actually a serial shagger bedding most of the ladies of Greendale? All of the kids in the series have red hair and look like him

. You naughty boy Pat!!

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/saucy-postman-pat-theory-shows-9560982.amp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't you tell a cow a joke? Cos it goes in one ear and out the udder!"
Cow. ! this reminds me of my friend, who died the other week drinking a pint of milk. the cow fell on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with a lady earlier.

We did it doggy style and I lasted 30 minutes.

Or about 4 minutes 30 seconds in human time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill and Ben together...Bill says to Ben...Flobba,lobba,lobble and Ben says...For Fuck Sake Bill, If You Loved Me You'd SWALLOW!!!

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