FabSwingers.com forum: Fab 1st Message Dictonary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeing as the Fab Profile Dictionary was popular,how about doing same for those 1st random,awkward,and uncomfortable messages we all get...and maybe guilty of sending too ??

'Hi how r u'...Its late at night,your online,im on line,wifes asleep,PLEASE chat to me ?!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Wot u u2?

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm in a hotel near you tonight and would love some fun.

I may have committed this sin in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you wearing? = please tell me you're wearing a Basque and suspenders to watch Eastenders so i can go off and happily wank my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into? = I'm hoping you'll go into graphic detail so i can go off and happily wank my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love big women = Maybe i do and maybe i don't but this cock aint going to suck itself luv so get your lips around it.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hey is even worse than hi.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a "yo" recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But there's not many dictionary definitions of what messages you've had being added here

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"But there's not many dictionary definitions of what messages you've had being added here

You free now? Can I come straight over for a shag?Even at 2am without us talking before

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

how are u? = hope you're horny

would you like to chat? = hope you're horny

wat you looking for? = hope its sex with me

hi sexy = i'm thinking about sex

wow = i send this to everyone, someones gotta be gullible enough, right?

you're stunning = all women are beautiful

xx = cba, nobody replies anyway

i need fucking = i haven't a clue about boundaries

*random sex story about what i want* = this never works, dunno why i bother copy and pasting...hopefully you're a fake profile who wants sex chat though

nice tatts/pussy/body = i've had several wanks over you this week and feel like i know you well enough to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna come round coz the Champions League is on and my hubby is in a trans fixed coma, we can do it whilst the kettle is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a "yo" recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how are u? = hope you're horny

would you like to chat? = hope you're horny

wat you looking for? = hope its sex with me

hi sexy = i'm thinking about sex

wow = i send this to everyone, someones gotta be gullible enough, right?

you're stunning = all women are beautiful

xx = cba, nobody replies anyway

i need fucking = i haven't a clue about boundaries

*random sex story about what i want* = this never works, dunno why i bother copy and pasting...hopefully you're a fake profile who wants sex chat though

nice tatts/pussy/body = i've had several wanks over you this week and feel like i know you well enough to message"

Lol

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