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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.

I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.

'What are you laughing at?' I ask

'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'

Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.

Daddy's internet history is still safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.

I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.

'What are you laughing at?' I ask

'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'

Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.

Daddy's internet history is still safe "

bet you did a double take initially though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg swing that's so funny happy birthday to your daughter xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The mini beast is 7 today and before going off to school she was sat surrounded by presents.

I walk in with her toast and she is flicking her hair around and giggling.

'What are you laughing at?' I ask

'I'm flicking my hair like the naked ladies that dance'

Further investigation reveals that she is referring to the video for a song called Sorry recorded by the popular beat combo 'Justin Bieber'.

Daddy's internet history is still safe

bet you did a double take initially though "

I never swear in front of her but I almost let a 'WTF!' out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg swing that's so funny happy birthday to your daughter xx"

Thank you. I can laugh at it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg swing that's so funny happy birthday to your daughter xx

Thank you. I can laugh at it now"
. your welcome and yeah I can imagine it was a heart stopper xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Happy Birthday to the mini-beast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh Happy Birthday to the mini-beast! "

Thank you - one spoiled madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved my son's birthdays when he was younger. Thankfully he didn't come out with classics like that, I doubt I would've had the same self restraint. Hope you have a lovely time with her - it is such a special time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!

"

Haha that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!

Haha that's a good one"

Then when I got waxed had to make sure he didn't see me naked, didn't want that one coming up in conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww bless her. Gotta love our little ones even if they cause us heart stopping moments.

PTU XXX

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups! "

Ahhhh kids are brilliant.

One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.

Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this

My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.

" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"

I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups! "

bet that was a relief when the truth came out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!

Ahhhh kids are brilliant.

One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.

Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this

My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.

" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"

I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "

Bwahaha.

We have a box of 'marital aids'. She's not found that yet although I suspect the out laws have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!

Ahhhh kids are brilliant.

One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.

Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this

My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.

" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"

I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My friend was having a party and her daughter woke & came in the lounge. She got on the floor and starting going up and down 'like daddy does'

People didn't know whether to laugh or cry for my poor friend who went right red. After asking her daughter what she meant turns out it was daddy doing press ups!

Ahhhh kids are brilliant.

One day collecting my daughter from school she told all the mum's and kids in the playground I'd been to prison.

Really embarrassed I corrected her and apologised to everyone, saying I didn't know why she'd said this

My daughter turned round and explained her reasoning.

" But mum, you've got handcuffs in your bedside drawer"

I've never wanted to get out of the playground so fast in my life. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha... '...popular beat combo...' made me laugh.

Seven is a pretty awesome age, the sort of age where they still need you and that's lovely... HB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!

"

My daughter said this to the teacher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha... '...popular beat combo...' made me laugh.

Seven is a pretty awesome age, the sort of age where they still need you and that's lovely... HB!"

It is great. We are off to see The Twits on Friday as well. That should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's nothing, one of my delightful children announced to my mum "did you know mummy has got a furry front bottom?"!!!!!!!!!

My daughter said this to the teacher "

Oh god!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i shouldnt, but i still cant not laugh at that ice bucket challenge toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha... '...popular beat combo...' made me laugh.

Seven is a pretty awesome age, the sort of age where they still need you and that's lovely... HB!

It is great. We are off to see The Twits on Friday as well. That should be fun"

Have a thoroughly silly time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know i shouldnt, but i still cant not laugh at that ice bucket challenge toddler."

'Fookin hell!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i shouldnt, but i still cant not laugh at that ice bucket challenge toddler.

'Fookin hell!' "

Thats her

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