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"Good luck! Does this just apply to self help or are you banning any assisted activity? A clear no cum zone??" Same thing here isn't it? | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " i don't wank i leave that to the wankers of the world after being privy to some interesting information yesterday where a wanker clearly could not understand the game afoot i can categorically confirm fab is full to the rafters with mindless wankers do you really want to join that club op | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby" I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine | |||
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" I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " Or is this just a ploy to try and get lots of pics of an exciting nature sent to him...hmmmmmmm | |||
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" I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. Or is this just a ploy to try and get lots of pics of an exciting nature sent to him...hmmmmmmm " No not at all | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? " Which way are you betting? | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting?" Hmmm that's a hard one | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one " Not at the moment | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " And now the challenge is on to see how quickly you fold | |||
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"Did he just say 40 days.....sure he means 40 minutes " 40 seconds be more like it | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. And now the challenge is on to see how quickly you fold " Proof that women are evil! | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. And now the challenge is on to see how quickly you fold Proof that women are evil! " Hehehehe, not evil, just like an easy challenge!! | |||
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"You could always masturbate" Oh yeah Wait a minute! | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment " Oooo but soon could change that | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that " I think I'm in trouble here | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that I think I'm in trouble here " I do so love a challenge | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that I think I'm in trouble here I do so love a challenge " No. breathe. Relax. It will pass | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that I think I'm in trouble here I do so love a challenge No. breathe. Relax. It will pass " You're just using this as ruse to attract the women. | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that I think I'm in trouble here I do so love a challenge No. breathe. Relax. It will pass You're just using this as ruse to attract the women. " A scandalous accusation | |||
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"Good luck, but is anyone taking bets on how long it lasts. Are you worth putting a fiver on? Which way are you betting? Hmmm that's a hard one Not at the moment Oooo but soon could change that I think I'm in trouble here I do so love a challenge No. breathe. Relax. It will pass You're just using this as ruse to attract the women. A scandalous accusation " Ha ha, got to try harder or I'll lose my fiver | |||
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"As long as you're not expecting me to join you ! " No - although day 41 would be good | |||
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" I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. Or is this just a ploy to try and get lots of pics of an exciting nature sent to him...hmmmmmmm " I was wondering the same | |||
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"I did it a few years ago. Not easy. Stay away from the Internet!" Hmm that seems like a good idea. A website full of busty avatars might not be conducive to success | |||
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"I did it a few years ago. Not easy. Stay away from the Internet! Hmm that seems like a good idea. A website full of busty avatars might not be conducive to success " Hide all site images?? | |||
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"I did it a few years ago. Not easy. Stay away from the Internet! Hmm that seems like a good idea. A website full of busty avatars might not be conducive to success Hide all site images?? " Clever! I like it | |||
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"I did it a few years ago. Not easy. Stay away from the Internet! Hmm that seems like a good idea. A website full of busty avatars might not be conducive to success Hide all site images?? " Don't give him ideas like that! | |||
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"Less than an hour of day 1 to go and despite some challenging photos in my inbox, I've made it. " Well done, you. It should be easier here on on! I'm desperate for a packet of frazzles or salt and vinegar anything! | |||
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"Less than an hour of day 1 to go and despite some challenging photos in my inbox, I've made it. " Well done you it's all about mind over matter or in your case hand.... | |||
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"We wish you well with your abstinence swingy . Out of interest how often would you normally pleasure yourself? Just so we can get an idea of your achievement should you succeed " I'm an orgasm a day kind of guy usually | |||
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"Less than an hour of day 1 to go and despite some challenging photos in my inbox, I've made it. Well done you it's all about mind over matter or in your case hand.... " | |||
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"I've just had a delightful wank " Awww c'mon! If ever I needed confirmation that women are sadistic - today is it! | |||
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"Less than an hour of day 1 to go and despite some challenging photos in my inbox, I've made it. " Well done, tomorrow is a new challenge | |||
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"Is this a no wanking challenge or no cumming?? What about the loopholes, someone else's hand, boobs, crook of the elbow?? " I set it out as no wanking but there is a bit of assumption that it means no orgasms. I've been looking for some loopholes though | |||
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"what if someone did it for you does that still count " I'd say it does, but I'm not doing lent so | |||
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"We wish you well with your abstinence swingy . Out of interest how often would you normally pleasure yourself? Just so we can get an idea of your achievement should you succeed I'm an orgasm a day kind of guy usually " That's perfectly normal I'd say In the interests of the worlds equilibrium Lacey has volunteered to have your wank a day for you, just until you're done In fact I'm just overseeing her efforts now | |||
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"We wish you well with your abstinence swingy . Out of interest how often would you normally pleasure yourself? Just so we can get an idea of your achievement should you succeed I'm an orgasm a day kind of guy usually That's perfectly normal I'd say In the interests of the worlds equilibrium Lacey has volunteered to have your wank a day for you, just until you're done In fact I'm just overseeing her efforts now " very charitable of you both | |||
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"Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag." Literally. | |||
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"Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. Literally." I'm glad someone picked up on that. You've always been my favourite | |||
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"I once went a month without, it felt weird " I'm kind of expecting that | |||
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"just a ruse to get nawty inboxes I reckon " It really isn't but if it had been it bloody well worked! Although I'm always open to more temptation | |||
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"just a ruse to get nawty inboxes I reckon It really isn't but if it had been it bloody well worked! Although I'm always open to more temptation " nah you'll have had better already. | |||
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"just a ruse to get nawty inboxes I reckon It really isn't but if it had been it bloody well worked! Although I'm always open to more temptation nah you'll have had better already. " I won't know until you try | |||
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"How's day 2 going? Getting harder is it. " I went for a run this morning to take my mind off it. Although I've already had another set of photos trying to make me waver. Still strong though | |||
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"How's day 2 going? Getting harder is it. " | |||
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"How's it going swing - still going strong? " Keeping temptation at bay | |||
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"Do you like today's pic swing? PTU XXX " Spectacular | |||
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"Do you like today's pic swing? PTU XXX Spectacular " Any seepage? PTU XXX | |||
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"I went over two weeks once. The amount of cum on day 15 I shot was insane. The girl I was seeing got one huge facial, she was quite happy lol." There you go ladies - volunteers? | |||
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"How's day 2 going? Getting harder is it. I went for a run this morning to take my mind off it. Although I've already had another set of photos trying to make me waver. Still strong though " Oh well I shall add to them then, I'm in danger of losing my fiver and need to up my game | |||
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"If I wasn't so sweet and innocent I'd swear you are all enjoying this Jesus had only one devil to deal with..." . as if we would enjoy it we know it must be very hard for you xx | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition " Would you like a hand with that? | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition " Ha ha, you are so going to regret this decision to give up wanking for lent. Mind you I bet you have lots of pics ready for day 41 | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition " Would have been funnier if the ball was blue | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition Would have been funnier if the ball was blue " patience is key | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition " Ha ha, and that's only after 2 days. You'll be needing a wheelbarrow to move them around soon. | |||
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"Coming (not literally) to the end of day 2 so thought I would add a pic to show my current condition Ha ha, you are so going to regret this decision to give up wanking for lent. Mind you I bet you have lots of pics ready for day 41 " I've been a very lucky boy | |||
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"So 2 days in and how many days left of no playing or even sex :-that's going to be a hard one me thinks Just don't look at your inbox or at the hot pics is my advice ..." Too late | |||
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"So 2 days in and how many days left of no playing or even sex :-that's going to be a hard one me thinks Just don't look at your inbox or at the hot pics is my advice ... Too late " You mean you've Cum.....or you've looked in your inbox and at hot pics .... oh dear | |||
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"So 2 days in and how many days left of no playing or even sex :-that's going to be a hard one me thinks Just don't look at your inbox or at the hot pics is my advice ... Too late You mean you've Cum.....or you've looked in your inbox and at hot pics .... oh dear " I woke up to find pics and throughout the day I've received others. I'm still winning though | |||
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"So 2 days in and how many days left of no playing or even sex :-that's going to be a hard one me thinks Just don't look at your inbox or at the hot pics is my advice ... Too late You mean you've Cum.....or you've looked in your inbox and at hot pics .... oh dear I woke up to find pics and throughout the day I've received others. I'm still winning though" Glad your still keeping it up | |||
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"I am making a list here Punishment for you all..." I like punishment | |||
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"I am making a list here Punishment for you all..." Oooo is that a promise Must send today's temptation | |||
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"I am making a list here Punishment for you all..." Tempting | |||
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"I am making a list here Punishment for you all... Tempting " | |||
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"I am making a list here Punishment for you all... Tempting " My bottoms in | |||
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"Well done swingy only 37 days to go Keep it up . Or down if you can " Fnar fnar fnar | |||
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"I started with this no wanking the other day. Howeve someone did it for me yesterday, oooops!!! I suppose I did encourage it by being naked!!" No stamina | |||
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"so after lent does that mean when you do have a wank its gonna rain cum for 40 days and 40 nights" I don't know but I'm hoping that my cock doesn't just explode | |||
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"Getting harder is it, need to send today's temptation. " You could phrase it better than is getting harder is it.... Do you refer too him completing his goal or too him wanking his self off. | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " Good luck fella, like they say im star wars 'may the force be with you' | |||
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"Does this mean that you will be still in the middle of a wankfast on March 18th?! " Yes - I think April 13th is the end of it | |||
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"How goes the wank ban kinger You won't be able to run soon for the huge blue balls hanging between your legs. Best nick a trolley from Tesco " Exercise first thing in the morning is helping take the edge off | |||
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"Getting harder is it, need to send today's temptation. You could phrase it better than is getting harder is it.... Do you refer too him completing his goal or too him wanking his self off. " In the spirit of good fun that it was aimed at him having a wank. He's being a very good sport and taking the teasing exactly how it's sent. I'm sure if he didn't like it he would say. | |||
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"How goes the wank ban kinger You won't be able to run soon for the huge blue balls hanging between your legs. Best nick a trolley from Tesco Exercise first thing in the morning is helping take the edge off " Edging... | |||
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"How goes the wank ban kinger You won't be able to run soon for the huge blue balls hanging between your legs. Best nick a trolley from Tesco Exercise first thing in the morning is helping take the edge off Edging..." For 40 days | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " I did this a number of years ago. No axial gratification as well as fasting during the day. I would get a hard on from just talking to a woman. Required a lot of time spent at the gym. Succeeded. After the last day.... I had the biggest wank ever... Followed by buying chicken from the rotisserie section at the supermarket.... I'd nearly finished the pack by the time I got to the till. Looool | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. I did this a number of years ago. No axial gratification as well as fasting during the day. I would get a hard on from just talking to a woman. Required a lot of time spent at the gym. Succeeded. After the last day.... I had the biggest wank ever... Followed by buying chicken from the rotisserie section at the supermarket.... I'd nearly finished the pack by the time I got to the till. Looool" Chicken and wanking? That sounds like a plan Finger licking good | |||
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"What day you on now swing? Any temptation being sent your way? " This is Day 4 officially but I will admit I didn't do any 'preparation' the day before. Schoolboy error! Any temptation? Funny you should ask | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine " One of the lesser known loopholes is that Sundays are excluded from lent. Thought you might like to know. And I'm Irish, so it must be Gospel truth | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine One of the lesser known loopholes is that Sundays are excluded from lent. Thought you might like to know. And I'm Irish, so it must be Gospel truth " Is that so? Hmm | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine One of the lesser known loopholes is that Sundays are excluded from lent. Thought you might like to know. And I'm Irish, so it must be Gospel truth Is that so? Hmm " Count the days, they're more than forty. Remove the Sundays, et voila You can thank me later | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine One of the lesser known loopholes is that Sundays are excluded from lent. Thought you might like to know. And I'm Irish, so it must be Gospel truth Is that so? Hmm Count the days, they're more than forty. Remove the Sundays, et voila You can thank me later " That's cheating...all holes including loopholes not allowed | |||
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"What if you start having wet dreams? If I go a couple of days without cumming I just start doing it in my sleep. Will that count as cheating if you wake up with crusty covers? Ruby I've never gone more than a few days so it will all be new to me Lent seems to have more loopholes than the tax system so I'm hoping I'll be fine One of the lesser known loopholes is that Sundays are excluded from lent. Thought you might like to know. And I'm Irish, so it must be Gospel truth Is that so? Hmm Count the days, they're more than forty. Remove the Sundays, et voila You can thank me later That's cheating...all holes including loopholes not allowed " It's not cheating, it's the way it is. As told to me by someone who took these things very seriously. Although I'm fairly sure that person wasn't thinking about abstention from sex, probably wasn't even thinking about sex at all. | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. I did this a number of years ago. No axial gratification as well as fasting during the day. I would get a hard on from just talking to a woman. Required a lot of time spent at the gym. Succeeded. After the last day.... I had the biggest wank ever... Followed by buying chicken from the rotisserie section at the supermarket.... I'd nearly finished the pack by the time I got to the till. Looool Chicken and wanking? That sounds like a plan Finger licking good " Loooool sounds so wrong ha ha ha | |||
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"Hope you all remember this thread at the end of the year for the best and most successful 'ladies send filthy pics to my inbox please' post ever " I would think he's been inundated with pics lol | |||
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"Hope you all remember this thread at the end of the year for the best and most successful 'ladies send filthy pics to my inbox please' post ever I would think he's been inundated with pics lol " I'm doing a daily tease but I know I'll need to add some additional pics to keep going for the 40 days | |||
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"Hope you all remember this thread at the end of the year for the best and most successful 'ladies send filthy pics to my inbox please' post ever I would think he's been inundated with pics lol I'm doing a daily tease but I know I'll need to add some additional pics to keep going for the 40 days " And me, never thought I'd need so many pics | |||
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"Make sure you have new bedsheets at the ready after a week. Good luck!" Noted - thanks for the intel | |||
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"So how are you holding up ? " Last couple of days have been fine really. Although there has been a stepping up of the games... | |||
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"So how are you holding up ? Last couple of days have been fine really. Although there has been a stepping up of the games..." Haha it is hard (no pun intended) | |||
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"So how are you holding up ? Last couple of days have been fine really. Although there has been a stepping up of the games... Haha it is hard (no pun intended) " Sometimes it is sometimes it isn't | |||
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"So how are you holding up ? Last couple of days have been fine really. Although there has been a stepping up of the games... Haha it is hard (no pun intended) Sometimes it is sometimes it isn't " like a yoyo? | |||
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"So how are you holding up ? Last couple of days have been fine really. Although there has been a stepping up of the games... Haha it is hard (no pun intended) Sometimes it is sometimes it isn't like a yoyo? " Haha Whole new meaning to walking the dog... | |||
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"How many days left " 36 10% complete | |||
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"5 days down. 35 to go. It's getting easier " Have you read about the benefits of avoiding masturbation? I'm five days chocolate and masturbation free. | |||
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"5 days down. 35 to go. It's getting easier Have you read about the benefits of avoiding masturbation? I'm five days chocolate and masturbation free. " No I haven't - I'm guessing you have more time to do useful stuff? | |||
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"5 days down. 35 to go. It's getting easier Have you read about the benefits of avoiding masturbation? I'm five days chocolate and masturbation free. No I haven't - I'm guessing you have more time to do useful stuff?" Eating chocolate has never been that time consuming and I rarely masturbate as it just leaves me wanting sex. If I do have sex during Lent I will have to work out not touching myself. If you are doing this for the whole Lenten period, including Sundays and other holy days, then it is more than 40 days. | |||
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"So this will be in place for the rest of March? " And some of April. | |||
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"So this will be in place for the rest of March? And some of April. " Correct - I think 13th April is the last day | |||
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"So this will be in place for the rest of March? And some of April. Correct - I think 13th April is the last day " Oh | |||
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"So this will be in place for the rest of March? And some of April. Correct - I think 13th April is the last day Oh " Mop and bucket | |||
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"So this will be in place for the rest of March? And some of April. Correct - I think 13th April is the last day Oh Mop and bucket " That's a bit of a waste - may I offer my tits for the big load | |||
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"Today has been a tough one. I've wanted to bury my face between a pair of thighs all day" Ate you sure it was just your face | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? " I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. | |||
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"Today has been a tough one. I've wanted to bury my face between a pair of thighs all day" I've good big thighs to bury folk in | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. " is she using the toys from the tool belt xx | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. is she using the toys from the tool belt xx" It would be nice | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. is she using the toys from the tool belt xx It would be nice " oh I bet it would be I know I would be xx | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. " 40 days of ceibacy is definitely an endurance challenge for me | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. 40 days of ceibacy is definitely an endurance challenge for me " lol 40 hours is bad enough xx | |||
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"Do you have a sex with the wife loophole or is she enduring celibacy for lent too? I'm going to bite my tongue a bit and just say that 'enduring' is not really the right word. 40 days of ceibacy is definitely an endurance challenge for me " It is proving so | |||
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"1 week complete Go me " Ah but how much longer can you go? | |||
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"1 week complete Go me Ah but how much longer can you go? " All the way | |||
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"1 week complete Go me " Me too. | |||
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"1 week complete Go me Me too. " Pure as the driven snow the pair of us | |||
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"1 week complete Go me Me too. Pure as the driven snow the pair of us " I resisted the chocolate cake and the wand. | |||
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"1 week complete Go me Me too. Pure as the driven snow the pair of us I resisted the chocolate cake and the wand. " I bow to your superior willpower. I could never swear off chocolate | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. " great ploy... | |||
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"Inspired by AmberBBW and her Lent thread I've decided to give up wanking for 40 days and 40 nights and to document the effect here. I'm approaching this with a positive attitude so I went and bought a wheelbarrow for when I get the last couple of weeks. Also bought some duct tape to strap it down when a slight change in wind direction could set it off. I've been awake about 10 minutes now and no seed spilled. Plain sailing so far. I've got this in the bag. I would like to stress that it would be great if none of you would try to tempt me away from this path by sending pictures of an exciting nature.. great ploy... " I added that last paragraph as humorous padding. Turned out to be quite lucrative | |||
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