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You should know the rules by now.
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
And yes, socials count as meet's.
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's. 
have fun everyone.
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"I'm still here _eeside.  "that's because your hiding in the shadows instead of walking in the light | |||
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"I'm still here _eeside. "Welcome back let's hope you find a meet soon | |||
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"If I search for last weeks thread and find the part where I was offered a position of employment, Im placing a complaint in the Fab tribunaL. Am I that easy to forget about Op? "No not at all. I just didount see any posts from you so thort you wos not interested.  | |||
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"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee
Next week I'll be back as an official member "Morning. Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club. | |||
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"Morning Seeside. If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out. " that's the spirit | |||
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"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee
Next week I'll be back as an official member
Morning.
Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club."On it boss! | |||
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"Morning people - still clinging on to membership as an employee
Next week I'll be back as an official member
Morning.
Im starting work soon if you don't mind covering the club.
On it boss!"Thanks | |||
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"Morning Seeside. If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out. "I was in Bristol last week. You could have reduced my boredom. I normally try with something more flattering, but it's early. Will you let me off? | |||
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"Morning all! I'm in. If you will have me? " 0-meet club is for those that can't find anyone that will have them. We're like puppies in a window. I'm that one licking his own willy. | |||
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"Morning all! I'm in. If you will have me? 0-meet club is for those that can't find anyone that will have them. We're like puppies in a window. I'm that one licking his own willy. "Good stuff. I'm in the right place. | |||
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"Welcome gents. Hopefully some more ladies will be along soon. *watches tumble blow past the front doors*" I'm just waiting for the moment to brush the cobwebs off you still have to wait 40 days | |||
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"Welcome gents. Hopefully some more ladies will be along soon. *watches tumble blow past the front doors* I'm just waiting for the moment to brush the cobwebs off you still have to wait 40 days "Really should have thought that through more | |||
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But nope don't think I'm eligible to join so I'll just grab a takeaway coffee before I leave | |||
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"Just checking the rules of this place... Seeside you got strict!!
But nope don't think I'm eligible to join so I'll just grab a takeaway coffee before I leave "You want to help anyone out of the club? I'll make you a brew | |||
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"Can I join please ? I'm to weird for anyone to meet me . "Need me to hold your hand  | |||
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"Can I join please ? I'm to weird for anyone to meet me . "Technically no under the first rule. If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in | |||
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"Can I join please ? I'm to weird for anyone to meet me . "You just need somebody weird to match with you. I see Bladey has introduced himself already. | |||
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"Can I join please ? I'm to weird for anyone to meet me .
Technically no under the first rule.
If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in " . Even you don't want me . Ah well never mind I shall carry on alone . Have fun | |||
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"Can I join please ? I'm to weird for anyone to meet me .
Technically no under the first rule.
If you want to help someone leave the club then come on in
. Even you don't want me . Ah well never mind I shall carry on alone . Have fun "I'm just the enforcer here. I'd let all the women in if I could | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action!" We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action! We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew" Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well? | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action! We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well?" Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action! We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well? Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly" Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol. | |||
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"I'm all over London today if anyone is interested?? "That's How it's done. . Take a seat at the front. | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action! We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well? Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol. "Stop licking the windows then | |||
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"Not had a meet since November and that was only a social. Do you do decaf at the bar? Need to stay sober, just in case I get called into action! We have a range of coffees - decaf included. Take a pew Thanks, any suguar free snacks as well? Wide range - sugar free, fat free, flavour free. Vegetarian and vegan friendly Or bitter. I find things taste bitter when I'm in here. Lol.
Stop licking the windows then"Who else is going to clean Fab up. It's filthy and dirty in here. Oh....we all like it like that? I'll stop. | |||
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"No meets in 2017 so far, we keep getting cancelled on lol x"Scandalous - come and take a seat. I'm sure you'll be out of here soon enough | |||
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! " Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone | |||
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone "I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out | |||
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. " Our barista has gone awol. It's been noted for performance appraisal time. I'll see what I can rustle up | |||
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? " Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu. The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look | |||
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) had a no show at a club last w/e & were not in the mood for others.
Morning all, tea no sugar please.
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. " Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind. S | |||
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu. The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look " There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this?  | |||
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"Getting busy now. 1 tea on its way" *tips hat* Thank you kind sir. | |||
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out"You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate | |||
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind. S" I'm always happy to have books. | |||
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu. The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this? "But you're a good girl. You don't do things like dungeons do you? | |||
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind. S I'm always happy to have books. "Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
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"Still a member cos shagging your other half (even if it was last month!) doesn't count, does it? "No verification that I can see so welcome along | |||
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind. S I'm always happy to have books.
Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
S"Oooooo sounds very interesting. | |||
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu. The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look There's a dungeon. Why hasn't anyone shown me this?
But you're a good girl. You don't do things like dungeons do you? "I'm a good girl that likes to be bad now show me to that dungeon please | |||
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"Runs in pulls a moonie and runs back out "You are quite welcome to help anyone of any religious persuasion so thanks | |||
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"Runs in pulls a moonie and runs back out
You are quite welcome to help anyone of any religious persuasion so thanks "Religious runs a lot faster | |||
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"Is someone making tea? I'll just have a sit down, if someone could bring me one it would be greatly appreciated. Would you like a book to add to your collection? Picked it up at the local chippy with you in mind. S I'm always happy to have books.
Creative intuition on art and poetry by Jacques Maritain Harvill Press 1953
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Oooooo sounds very interesting. "Amazing what you pick up from a decent chippy nowadays
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"Pops head in to see if anyone local I can help out No? Alright then *pops kettle on* "Very good of you to help out | |||
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out
You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate "True about the clubs, I should really start attending them more, I've only ever been to one that was miles away but it was a cracking night! | |||
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"3rd offer of a social for anyone around Heathrow to help you out of the 0 meets clubs. No one has taken me up on my first two offers" Come on guys. If I was anywhere near by I'd be putting my name down for a coffee. Maybe I'll make the coffee in here a bit shit to encourage you to head out | |||
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"If I search for last weeks thread and find the part where I was offered a position of employment, Im placing a complaint in the Fab tribunaL. Am I that easy to forget about Op? "Can't imagine anyone forgetting you x | |||
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday But for now, ill take a seat "Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week | |||
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"New to this club.... who's going to show us around? Pretty standard arrangement. Bar, dance floor for the dad dancing, pretty extensive menu. The dungeon hasn't been opened for a while but if I can find the key you can have a look " Hmmmm places with extensive menus tend to stretch the chef. I knew I should have eaten before arriving. The Pinot is going to go straight to my head now!! | |||
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"Hey I'm just coming in seeing if this club is all it's cracked up to be I've heard good things! Living in Manchester I'm surprised you're in here at all, I live in a small backwater town, miles from anyone
I think the competition over here is massive and makes it difficult for single males to stand out
You have a great choice of swing clubs on your doorstep, and you're easy on the eye, it shouldn't be difficult for you to stand out mate
True about the clubs, I should really start attending them more, I've only ever been to one that was miles away but it was a cracking night! "I've only been to one club, and that wasn't a cracking night | |||
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"I go to clubs regularly and as socials don't count so I'll likely never be in the 0 club properly but I've not had sex with a man since before Christmas so I feel like an associate member "Sometimes I feel like an associated male 'member' | |||
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"Morning Seeside. If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out.
I was in Bristol last week. You could have reduced my boredom.
I normally try with something more flattering, but it's early. Will you let me off? "Of course you're let off. | |||
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"Still a member cos shagging your other half (even if it was last month!) doesn't count, does it?
No verification that I can see so welcome along"...yeah...about that... | |||
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"Still a member cos shagging your other half (even if it was last month!) doesn't count, does it?
No verification that I can see so welcome along
...yeah...about that... "Yes I've noticed  | |||
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"Morning Seeside. If there's anything we can do to reduce club membership we're happy to help out. "That's a very generous offer! Hope there are similar offers from more Northerly people lol | |||
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"Still open for any waifs and strays" Can we not close early and go for a romp? | |||
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"Still open for any waifs and strays Can we not close early and go for a romp? "You're not my usual type but I could make an exception just this once | |||
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"Still open for any waifs and strays Can we not close early and go for a romp?
You're not my usual type but I could make an exception just this once "I said this to the wrong person didn't I. Where's the other thread host? | |||
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"Reporting all present and correct, unwanted and unmeetable. Is there a corner where I can wallow in self-pity in this club? "The VIP area for celebs like yourself sir. Over this way. | |||
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"Reporting all present and correct, unwanted and unmeetable. Is there a corner where I can wallow in self-pity in this club? "We got rid of the corners. Nobody can hide in zero club? Seeside you still need a moto!!! | |||
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"Reporting all present and correct, unwanted and unmeetable. Is there a corner where I can wallow in self-pity in this club? "This is the 'self-pity club' lol, you're among friends, mate | |||
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"Just finished work.. Thanks for covering you 2
If you want to continue helping I won't say no "Gladly skipper | |||
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"Just finished work.. Thanks for covering you 2
If you want to continue helping I won't say no
Gladly skipper "Lol | |||
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"Just finished work.. Thanks for covering you 2
If you want to continue helping I won't say no
Gladly skipper
Lol "Seeside. You made it sound like I did something. Thank you. | |||
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"Just put my coat in the cloakroom, got a drink and taken a seat near the bar.. "Ma I arsk wen your larst meet wos ? | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot? " yes please | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot? "I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees "Anything for you boss | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
yes please"What do you want? | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
yes please
What do you want? "Whatever you do best - as long as it has a taste of honey in it | |||
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"Hello boys, I'm back.
Who fancies something hot?
I'll have a hot chocolate with baylies / marshmallows / cerrm / toffee sorce / chocolate sorce and finished with a chocolate flake Plees
Anything for you boss "Thanks
If your ever in Margate ill happily make you a real one lol | |||
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"Im thinking of changing the rules to..... Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ???? Wot you think ???" Wednesday want a meet club? | |||
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"Im thinking of changing the rules to..... Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ???? Wot you think ???" A bit vague mate; anyone can say "Yes, I'm thinking of meeting someone", but have no intentions of (which to be fair, could account for a large portion of Fab's membership anyway) | |||
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"Im thinking of changing the rules to..... Anyone can join the club as long as thay want to meet and thay are willing to meet up with those hoo have not had a meet yet or/and those hoo find it hard to get a meet ???? Wot you think ??? Wednesday want a meet club?" Naa not changing the name cos its still be for Thos with no or fue meets. But it mite help get meets ???? | |||
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"Im on here again.... go me!" Welcome Wen wos your larst meet ? | |||
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"Thanks for your company again today guys, see you next week "See you next week. Let's hope next week you will get a meet. | |||
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"Thanks for your company again today guys, see you next week
See you next week.
Let's hope next week you will get a meet. "You too fella | |||
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday But for now, ill take a seat
Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week "Hold your horses............She hasnt turned up yet | |||
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"Last week for me in the 0 meet club today for a while as have a meet planned Friday But for now, ill take a seat
Excellent. Look forward to not welcoming you next week
Hold your horses............She hasnt turned up yet "Positive mental attitude | |||
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"Evening all,room for one more?" Welcome one welcome all | |||
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"Evening all,room for one more? Welcome one welcome all" | |||
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"So is this 0 meets since today? Very funny "But is it? Because if it is I can join | |||
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"So is this 0 meets since today? Very funny
But is it? Because if it is I can join "Last 30 days - unless you are willing to help an existing member to leave? | |||
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