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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got this new aftershave that smells like breadcrumbs.

The birds love it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fish swam into a wall.

Dam!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I phoned the weak bladder helpline about my problem,it's 1p a minute.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do u call someone whos missing most of there left body?

All right

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

My mate's addicted to brake fluid, but says he can stop anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some shoes off a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day...

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the Mexican throw his wife in the fire?

To-kill-her (Tequila)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the play park?

To get to the other slide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do Mexicans put under their carpets?

Underlay! Underlay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the chicken cross the play park?

To get to the other slide"

Lol sometimes they're that bad they still make you chuckle.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Got this new aftershave that smells like breadcrumbs.

The birds love it....."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What do Mexicans put under their carpets?

Underlay! Underlay!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of my pinky toe"

"Why is that? Is it because I'm small and cute?"

"Nooooo its cos I'll be banging you on the coffee table later!"

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

[Removed by poster at 28/02/17 14:00:32]

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Thieves stole the toilet from the local police station.....the police had nothing to go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples offering me 3somes when I'm not available to take advantage.

The joke is wearing a bit thin now though!

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By *4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

N 42.709787, W -84.556222

Can a match box?

No but a tin can!

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By *4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

N 42.709787, W -84.556222

What's the name of a woman with one leg?

Ilean

Where does Ilean work?

IHOP

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Two elephants fall off a cliff.........................

BOOM BOOM

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

what is white and can't climb trees?

a dead fridge

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Lone Ranger was passing through a town after a couple of days travel through the desert and decides he wants a drink. He tethers Silver up outside a saloon and as Tonto is teetotal he stays outside with his friend's trusty steed. After an hour or so Tonto is getting a bit cold so he starts jogging up and down on the spot to keep warm. Later on, the Sheriff pops his head into the saloon and says "Is the Lone Ranger in here?", "Yup Sheriff, what's the problem? he replies. "You've left your injun running" says the Sheriff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lone Ranger was passing through a town after a couple of days travel through the desert and decides he wants a drink. He tethers Silver up outside a saloon and as Tonto is teetotal he stays outside with his friend's trusty steed. After an hour or so Tonto is getting a bit cold so he starts jogging up and down on the spot to keep warm. Later on, the Sheriff pops his head into the saloon and says "Is the Lone Ranger in here?", "Yup Sheriff, what's the problem? he replies. "You've left your injun running" says the Sheriff

Dear lord almighty jeesus mary and fuckin joseph

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sumone I no maks a living from egg omlits......

It's a cracking job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/02/17 16:30:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."

Haha...very good bad joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's yellow and smells like bananas?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What's yellow and smells like bananas?"

I take it you're relying on a response for this one.

Go on then, I don't know, what is yellow and smells like bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local pub held an errection content

I made it to the semis

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