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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

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Be direct

'I'm ignoring you fuckwit' that should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slam doors and sigh loudly every two minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slam doors and sigh loudly every two minutes

Hahaaaa yes I find that huffing loudly whilst flicking your hair and tutting works

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Ask someone else to tell him, if you tell him then you're not ignoring him, maybe he's ignoring you, have you thought of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one. "

Now that's taking it too far!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one. "

That's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just no fun ignoring people when they don't realise they're being ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

That's good."

Always worked with my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Withholding time, love, sex etc rarely gets you the reaction you're looking for sadly. It just winds you up! Why are you ignoring the person and is there a more efficient way to get what you're seeking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

Now that's taking it too far!!!!!!"

He'll get the message though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slam doors and sigh loudly every two minutes

Hahaaaa yes I find that huffing loudly whilst flicking your hair and tutting works

I like a good huff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one. "

I'm sure the Geneva Convention has rules against that sort of thing...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

That's good.

Always worked with my husband

You're single because of this

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If truly ignoring then you really can't do anything. As that won't be ignoring them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shout 'oi you! at him and when he says 'what?' just flounce off

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Withholding time, love, sex etc rarely gets you the reaction you're looking for sadly. It just winds you up! Why are you ignoring the person and is there a more efficient way to get what you're seeking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

That's good.

Always worked with my husband

You're single because of this

If only it were that easy, I'd been single a lot sooner.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"shout 'oi you! at him and when he says 'what?' just flounce off

Feckin women know how to screw with our shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab him, kiss him then slap him and THEN ignore him

that'll confuse the poor sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Ask someone else to tell him, if you tell him then you're not ignoring him, maybe he's ignoring you, have you thought of that lol

Bloody hell I think you're right, he's ignoring me!! wtf

I wonder if he'd notice if I sat on his desk and let my skirt hitch up so he can see my stocking tops... while I chat to the guy sat next to him...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one.

That's good.

Always worked with my husband

You're single because of this

If only it were that easy, I'd been single a lot sooner. "

Did you also hide his cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Ask someone else to tell him, if you tell him then you're not ignoring him, maybe he's ignoring you, have you thought of that lol

Bloody hell I think you're right, he's ignoring me!! wtf

I wonder if he'd notice if I sat on his desk and let my skirt hitch up so he can see my stocking tops... while I chat to the guy sat next to him..."

You do that when you're ignoring him? Ffs can you come and ignore me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Ask someone else to tell him, if you tell him then you're not ignoring him, maybe he's ignoring you, have you thought of that lol

Bloody hell I think you're right, he's ignoring me!! wtf

I wonder if he'd notice if I sat on his desk and let my skirt hitch up so he can see my stocking tops... while I chat to the guy sat next to him..."

Too blatant.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were. "

That's just made me chuckle loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Sounds a bit like telling someone "im not talking to you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were. "

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

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A bit of an oxymoron. If you're ignoring someone, then ignore them because if you say or do something to do them, you're not ignoring them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?"

Can't see why not. Sweep his feet too.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?"

You planning to bend over with your brush in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?

Can't see why not. Sweep his feet too."

Or just ram his feet with the hoover and pretend he's not there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course if he were to ask how you are don't forget the standard answer of 'fine'. He'll accept this as a logical statement and then ignore you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is winding me up! He should be missing my wit and charm.

I can't think of a more efficient way. The forumites always have excellent ideas for this kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?

You planning to bend over with your brush in hand

This might work

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Vacuum around his feet, without asking him to lift them.

If he lifts them don't vacuum where his feet were.

I'm liking this idea. Would it work the same with a dust pan and brush?

You planning to bend over with your brush in hand

This might work

Would for me, I'd even sprinkle crumbs under my desk Monica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weirdo that I am..I tend to have a conversation with myself but referring to him if you know what I mean, so when he butts in and asks "what the hell are you talking about" I reply by saying "eh think it's skipped your notice but I ain't talking to you"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one. "

So cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stab him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's playing it cool ...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Unplug the TV, preferably before MOTD finishes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab his nuts

....sorted

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Women are fucking weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are fucking weird. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are fucking weird. "

Fucked up creatures you can't live without

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Make urself sumthin to eat and drink then put wotever u want to watch on tv..

Mazza x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make urself sumthin to eat and drink then put wotever u want to watch on tv..

Mazza x"

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are fucking weird. "

weird yet wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Send him a blank text. Not only will that be ignoring him, it'll confuse him too. Win win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ignoring someone but he hasn't noticed.

Should I tell him I'm ignoring him?

Should I walk past and huff loudly while tossing my head?

Suggestions please!!

Send him a blank text. Not only will that be ignoring him, it'll confuse him too. Win win.

I bloody love that idea!!! That'll confuse the fuck out of him.

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"Make urself sumthin to eat and drink then put wotever u want to watch on tv..

Mazza x

Bacon

Mmmmm bacon on a freshly baked baguette..now thats yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a cup of tea and don't make him one. "

If that was done to me it would be grounds for divorce!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to me you're the one being ignored?

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