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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Mousse T sang in 2009 , I am feeling splendidly frisky. Is it because I am off work for a whole week, splendid walks with pooch , too much fresh air or the fact I have found my misplaced Goat hat? Lol

So friends Fabbers and forumites how are you feeling this evening?

Taff & Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Sounds rather splendid , I will be over after walking pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m feeling cold, cold, cold and horny XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had pizza - no pineapple this time and cider will be occurring.

Pretty chipper skipper

And the first words out of the teachers mouth were 'she's a superstar' so I'm a very happy Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Sounds rather splendid , I will be over after walking pooch

Awwww, I want poochie snuggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I,m feeling cold, cold, cold and horny XXX"
awww pooch and I will send a warming sexy cwtch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had pizza - no pineapple this time and cider will be occurring.

Pretty chipper skipper

And the first words out of the teachers mouth were 'she's a superstar' so I'm a very happy Dad"

Hey hey bud that's wonderful , have a splendid evening happy dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently cooking tea, then I'll watch Homeland from yesterday then an early night I think. All a bit meh currently!

Very jealous of you and Pooch though Taff, have a splendid break good man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently cooking tea, then I'll watch Homeland from yesterday then an early night I think. All a bit meh currently!

Very jealous of you and Pooch though Taff, have a splendid break good man!

Hello Dan you top chap , have the most splendid evening bud , don't feel Mah your a thoroughly splendid chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cultured! Watched the Met Opera's production of Rusalka today.

But I could take a bit of a naked flesh on flesh now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cultured! Watched the Met Opera's production of Rusalka today.

But I could take a bit of a naked flesh on flesh now....

Oh how jolly I hope I can help you complete a splendid day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cultured! Watched the Met Opera's production of Rusalka today.

But I could take a bit of a naked flesh on flesh now....

Oh how jolly I hope I can help you complete a splendid day

Take your clothes off Taff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had pizza - no pineapple this time and cider will be occurring.

Pretty chipper skipper

And the first words out of the teachers mouth were 'she's a superstar' so I'm a very happy Dad"

I'll be ordering a meaty monster later

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite tired tbh

I was wide awake at 4.30am and couldn't get back to sleep for over an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my luna-pants curled up on my knee, and I'll be ordering in for T later. All the Pizza talk earlier has got me hungry. Tomorrow I'm shopping with some sexy girlies already done my pre-shopping shopping.

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cultured! Watched the Met Opera's production of Rusalka today.

But I could take a bit of a naked flesh on flesh now....

Oh how jolly I hope I can help you complete a splendid day

Take your clothes off Taff.

Yes boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had pizza - no pineapple this time and cider will be occurring.

Pretty chipper skipper

And the first words out of the teachers mouth were 'she's a superstar' so I'm a very happy Dad

I'll be ordering a meaty monster later

PTU XXX"

Shameless. Completely shameless

You do make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm quite tired tbh

I was wide awake at 4.30am and couldn't get back to sleep for over an hour

Aww that's a tad rotten, hope you sleep well tonight and have frivolity in the land of nod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work today I felt really frustratingly horny. It's subsided now though and I'm relaxing by the fire starting my book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got my luna-pants curled up on my knee, and I'll be ordering in for T later. All the Pizza talk earlier has got me hungry. Tomorrow I'm shopping with some sexy girlies already done my pre-shopping shopping.

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX"

Oh out with ladies who lunch and shop , have a splendid.time.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

I'm currently preparing a presentation for 8 year olds for a school "career aspirations day"

Lots of loud music, explosions and noise should go down a treat with them I think,

Oh, and some Minions.. Everybody loves a minion..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At work today I felt really frustratingly horny. It's subsided now though and I'm relaxing by the fire starting my book. "

Nothing worse than the raging wants and no release. Glad to here your all happy and cosy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling pretty spectacular considering I just got out of a salt bath, covered myself in creams and took an antihistamine. Hopefully I will sleep tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling pretty spectacular considering I just got out of a salt bath, covered myself in creams and took an antihistamine. Hopefully I will sleep tonight!"
aww gosh I do hope you do x

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over a year ago

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX

Oh out with ladies who lunch and shop , have a splendid.time.

We will.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX

Oh out with ladies who lunch and shop , have a splendid.time.

We will.

PTU XXX"
is it the chester ladies trip out ? X

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Damn..

Forgot to mention I'm feeling mischievous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very horny too, lots of gorgeous men at work today, so the mind did wander away with ideas of how work could have been spiced up a bit, sadly it was all rather routine.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my... Taff, you Devil you!

Hope you're enjoying your week off.

I'm feeling

rather naughty, naughty, naughty tonight and my other side is getting let loose

Cue the lube!!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've been quite frisky myself today truth be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX

Oh out with ladies who lunch and shop , have a splendid.time.

We will.

PTU XXXis it the chester ladies trip out ? X "

Yup, you gunna pop a skirt on n join us?

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bend ova boys PTU is gunna buy herself a whip!

PTU XXX

Oh out with ladies who lunch and shop , have a splendid.time.

We will.

PTU XXXis it the chester ladies trip out ? X

Yup, you gunna pop a skirt on n join us?

PTU XXX"

I do have a kilt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn..

Forgot to mention I'm feeling mischievous...

Ha ha you just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very horny too, lots of gorgeous men at work today, so the mind did wander away with ideas of how work could have been spiced up a bit, sadly it was all rather routine.

Ginger"
aww gosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step. "

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Ditto that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been quite frisky myself today truth be told "
ha ha can't best a bit of friskyness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my... Taff, you Devil you!

Hope you're enjoying your week off.

I'm feeling

rather naughty, naughty, naughty tonight and my other side is getting let loose

Cue the lube!!!

Wby thank you gorgeous I will have a splendid time off with pooch

Haha get that lube out young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Ditto that "

Pooch snuggles are the best as you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both exhausted and totally wired. I need a nice relaxing bath, wine and a slow, sensual seeing to to send me off to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam "

Hurrah for us both and Yippie on the icecream front

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Horny yet petulant would describe my mood today

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over a year ago

"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

Git!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both exhausted and totally wired. I need a nice relaxing bath, wine and a slow, sensual seeing to to send me off to sleep. "

How rather perfect to end a busy day x

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over a year ago

"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

Git! "

I'm Henry the eighth I am ,,, google it great song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam

Hurrah for us both and Yippie on the icecream front

Living the dream, gonna take herb the hound up the mountain tomorrow, praying for snow to make this a perfect break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Ditto that

Pooch snuggles are the best as you know

My pooch is rather snuggly and ive somehow acquired my mums cocker spaniel too tonight so getting lots of snuggles

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"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

Git!

I'm Henry the eighth I am ,,, google it great song

Nooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sleepy, sleepy sleepy sleepy.

And in the mood for chocolate and snuggs

Ditto that

Pooch snuggles are the best as you know

My pooch is rather snuggly and ive somehow acquired my mums cocker spaniel too tonight so getting lots of snuggles"

What a perfect evening , and do you remember meeting Pooch for a splendid walk

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

Git!

I'm Henry the eighth I am ,,, google it great song

Nooooooooooooooooo"

Last verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse. You're getting a blue plaque for membership on the Heels Naughty Step.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam

Hurrah for us both and Yippie on the icecream front

Living the dream, gonna take herb the hound up the mountain tomorrow, praying for snow to make this a perfect break "

Fantastic pooch and I are up in the snowline tomorrow failing that back up the orme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm geeky, geeky geeky geeky. New book on the household of Catherine Howard. Sadly, I now have an annoying earworm trotting about my brain. Taff, you are officially on the Heels Naughty Step.

I'm Tudor Tudor Tudor Tudor ha ha sorry

Git!

I'm Henry the eighth I am ,,, google it great song

Nooooooooooooooooo

Last verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse. You're getting a blue plaque for membership on the Heels Naughty Step. "

Ha ha sorry I cant resist I have the devil in me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam

Hurrah for us both and Yippie on the icecream front

Living the dream, gonna take herb the hound up the mountain tomorrow, praying for snow to make this a perfect break

Fantastic pooch and I are up in the snowline tomorrow failing that back up the orme

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full of ice cream, slightly queasy but I've got two weeks off so I'm a happy clam

Hurrah for us both and Yippie on the icecream front

Living the dream, gonna take herb the hound up the mountain tomorrow, praying for snow to make this a perfect break

Fantastic pooch and I are up in the snowline tomorrow failing that back up the orme

Great minds "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Status update ,,,less horny but I have wine and Malteasers

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