FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite movie quotes/characters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Film - Goodfellas

Character - Tommy Devito

"You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

Joe Pesci #legend loved him in my cousin Vinny too

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Hay you, yeah you the pretty one! You ever heard the saying you've a face only a mother could love? That don't apply to you, you're uglier than the devil's arseholes itself!" Stig (Mark whalburg)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hay you, yeah you the pretty one! You ever heard the saying you've a face only a mother could love? That don't apply to you, you're uglier than the devil's arseholes itself!" Stig (Mark whalburg)"

What's the movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

Bodhi. Point Break (the original one! Not that travesty of a remake)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maximum effort! (Deadpool)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'La haine' (Hate)

« C’est l’histoire d’un homme qui tombe d’un immeuble de 50 étages. A chaque étage il se répète :

« Jusqu’ici tout va bien. »

« Jusqu’ici tout va bien.»

« Jusqu’ici tout va bien. »…

mais l’important c’est pas la chute : c’est l’atterrissage.

"It's the story of a man falling from a 50-story building. On each floor he repeats: "So far everything is fine. "So far so good." "So far so good. "... but the important thing is not the fall: it's the landing. "

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

""Hay you, yeah you the pretty one! You ever heard the saying you've a face only a mother could love? That don't apply to you, you're uglier than the devil's arseholes itself!" Stig (Mark whalburg)"

Sorry meant to say that off 2guns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maximum effort! (Deadpool)"

the movie and your t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maximum effort! (Deadpool)"

All the dinosaurs fear the t-rex!

Loved this film so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TAKEN

"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You should be kissed, and often

And by someone who knows how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeal piggy squeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Without a doubt.. one of the best cinematic quotes ever!

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Film - Goodfellas

Character - Tommy Devito

Joe Pesci #legend loved him in my cousin Vinny too

didn't he then shoot the kid sweeping up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hakuna matata?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TAKEN

"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

I had a variation of that on my voicemail. It is brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maximum effort! (Deadpool)

All the dinosaurs fear the t-rex!

Loved this film so much!"

After a brief adjustment period and a couple of drinks, it's a face.....I'd be happy to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master Yu: May I help you?

Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?

Master Yu: Yu.

Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.

Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.

Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you?

Master Yu: I have told you!

Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?

Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.

Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.

Master Yu: That is what I just said.

Detective James Carter: You just said what?

Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.

Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.

Master Yu: And Yu was answering.

Detective James Carter: Shut up!

Detective James Carter: You!

Master Yu: Yes?

Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name?

Mi: Mi.

Detective James Carter: Yes, you.

Mi: I'm Mi.

Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu.

Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here!

One of the funniest movie arguments ever!!

Rush hour 3

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both from 'The Business':

"Geeza's so hard even his nightmares are scared of him"

"I'd put one right through your nut if you wasn't Charlies boy".

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty dancing

Baby

I carried a watermelon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence. "

nope...sorry I haven't a clue

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

nope...sorry I haven't a clue

Pulp fiction. Sorry thought it was on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was Pulp Fiction I wasn't sure.

I also thought it was Quadrophenia for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'nobody puts baby in the corner'

Johnny Castle (not the porn actor)

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'nobody puts baby in the corner'

Johnny Castle (not the porn actor)

Dirty Dancing"

great choice xx

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Mine are both rather soppy.. no surprises there I guess!

"Can he love her? Can the soul really be satisfied with such polite affections? To love is to burn - to be on fire, like Juliet or Guinevere or Eloise..."

Marianne Dashwood, Sense and Sensibility

"After all, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

Anna Scott. Notting Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two form my teens

Sniffs the air and says " I smell ice cream"

And after realising his brother his in with the wrong crowd "you're a goddam shit suck in vampire Michael "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't cross the streams"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not one for goodbyes, so, That'll do pig, that'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two form my teens

Sniffs the air and says " I smell ice cream"

And after realising his brother his in with the wrong crowd "you're a goddam shit suck in vampire Michael "

Death by stereo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mamma always used to say life is like a box of chocolates........you never know what your gonna get.

Forrest Gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

nope...sorry I haven't a clue

Pulp fiction. Sorry thought it was on there "

I should have guessed from the names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence. "

Do you wanna stay and party? Judy hasn't got a boyfriend.

Who's Judy, the one with all the shit in her face

No that's my wife

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have for the first time found what I can truly love—I have found you. You are my sympathy—my better self—my good angel. I am bound to you with a strong attachment. I think you good, gifted, lovely: a fervent, a solemn passion is conceived in my heart; it leans to you, draws you to my centre and spring of life, wraps my existence about you, and, kindling in pure, powerful flame, fuses you and me in one."

Rochester to Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You transfix me quite. I feel I can speak to you now of my lovely one. If you've met her and know her. She's a rare one, isn't she? Fresh and healthy, without soil or taint. I'm sure she'd regenerate me with a vengeance" ~ Edward Rochester to Jane Eyre.

Also Donkey from Shrek ~ "And in the morning I'll be making waffles."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""You transfix me quite. I feel I can speak to you now of my lovely one. If you've met her and know her. She's a rare one, isn't she? Fresh and healthy, without soil or taint. I'm sure she'd regenerate me with a vengeance" ~ Edward Rochester to Jane Eyre.

Also Donkey from Shrek ~ "And in the morning I'll be making waffles."

Oh we match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Mamma always used to say life is like a box of chocolates........you never know what your gonna get.

Forrest Gump"

You got new legs.New legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also Donkey from Shrek ~ "And in the morning I'll be making waffles."

Oh we match

So we do

Excellent choice if I do say so myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippie-Ki-Yay, Mother#ucker!

Die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say...I liked Andy from the start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nathan: Caleb, what's your type?

Caleb: Of girl?

Nathan: No, salad dressing. Yeah, of girl; what's your type of girl? You know what, don't even answer that. Let's say its black chicks. Okay, that's your thing. For the sake of argument, that's your thing, okay? Why is that your thing? Because you did a detailed analysis of all racial types and you cross-referenced that analysis with a points-based system? No! You're just attracted to black chicks. A consequence of accumulated external stimuli that you probably didn't even register as they registered with you.

Caleb: Did you program her to like me, or not?

Nathan: I programmed her to be heterosexual, just like you were programmed to be heterosexual.

Caleb: Nobody programmed me to be straight.

Nathan: You decided to be straight? Please! Of course you were programmed, by nature or nurture or both and to be honest, Caleb, you're starting to annoy me now because this is your insecurity talking, this is not your intellect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got smack?

TRAINSPOTTING

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you

"Two form my teens

Sniffs the air and says " I smell ice cream"

And after realising his brother his in with the wrong crowd "you're a goddam shit suck in vampire Michael "

Death by stereo "

" Garlic don't work boys"

"Try a little holy water death breath"

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Adding a third...

Most beautiful proposal from Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice

“You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And wish from this day forth never to be parted from you.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gonna bark all day, little dog, or are you gonna bite?"

Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory.

Apocalypse Now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

BATMAN

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes it takes two fucked up people to make a normal relationship. You be my crazy and I'll be your madness.

SUICIDE SQUAD

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Adding a third...

Most beautiful proposal from Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice

“You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And wish from this day forth never to be parted from you.”

I love that.

How do you bewitch someone, I need a Darcy type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

From dusk till dawn

All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, hairy pussy, bloody pussy, silk pussy, velvet pussy, hyde pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy

Come on in, pussy lovers

We don't got it, you don't want it

Come on in, pussy lovers

If you find it cheaper anywhere else.

Fuck it.

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

"Dirty dancing

Baby

I carried a watermelon xx"

Nobody puts baby i the corner!!! Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug, made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug.

Zootopia

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

G: Guardians of the Galaxy:

"Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order."

D: The Rock:

"Personally I think you are fuckin idiot"

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

You made a woman meow? - when Harry met sally

Who do I have to fuck around here for a chocolate biscuit? - love actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If he dies, he dies.

ROCKY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got smack?

TRAINSPOTTING "

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

The Mafia, I've shit 'em

Bob Hoskins - The Long good Friday

The closing scene in the car is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my body, This is my blood, Happy are they who come to my supper. ... There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

Doug Bradley in hellraise 3 hell on earth

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By *eatrice!Woman
over a year ago

Wales

"Of course, fucking of course, I wasn't asking, I was telling!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ron Burgundy: hope im not disturbing u but uh i saw u across the party i dotn usually do this but i felt compelled to tell u something u have an absolutely breath taking hinee i mean that thing is good i wanna be friends with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.Ive seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion,ive seen c-beams glisten in the dark near the tenhauser gate....all these moments will be lost in time,like tears in rain............time to die.

Blade runner

Blade with whom I have lived,blade with whom I shall die...cut well old friend and then farewell.

Flight of dragons

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over a year ago

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Orson Wells - The Third Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

": I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man the fuck up"

Denzel washington training day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age"

Matthew McConaughey - Dazed & Confused

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over a year ago

"People of Eternia. I stand before the great eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to recieve the powers of Grayskull. This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes even as He man himself bares witness to it. Now....I Skeletor....am master of the universe

YES!!!

Yes. I feel it. The power fills me. Yes. I feel the universe within me. I am....I am part of the cosmos. It's energy flows...flows through me. And what consequence are you now. This planet, these people, they are nothing to me. The universe is POWER. Pure unstoppable POWER AND I AM THAT FORCE. I AM THAT POWER. KNEEL BEFORE MASTER!! Fool. You are no longer my equal. I am more than man. More than life. I..am...a...GOD!!!"

Skeletor - Masters of The Universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age"

Matthew McConaughey - Dazed & Confused"

Wicked film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You leave my fucking cunting kids out of this.

OK I retract my statement about your fucking cunting kids.

In Bruges

People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

Human Traffic

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over a year ago

"Bring out the gimp" The gimp sleeping. Well guess you'll have to go wake him up now. Clue music lol

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over a year ago

"You leave my fucking cunting kids out of this.

OK I retract my statement about your fucking cunting kids.

In Bruges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taboo was on bbc 1

Tom hardy as James delaney

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"I have a use for you!!"

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over a year ago

"You leave my fucking cunting kids out of this.

OK I retract my statement about your fucking cunting kids.

In Bruges

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NICE ONE BROTHER I SAID NICE ONE BROTHER

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Do love iron man

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The Blues Brothers... all if it.

Withnail and I:

To tea shop waitress, obviously already d*unk: "Bring us cakes... and the finest wines known to humanity"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - Godfather

And

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn - CRM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention. - Django

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NICE ONE BROTHER I SAID NICE ONE BROTHER"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get buisy livin or get buisy dying

Shawshank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""People of Eternia. I stand before the great eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to recieve the powers of Grayskull. This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes even as He man himself bares witness to it. Now....I Skeletor....am master of the universe

YES!!!

Skeletor - Masters of The Universe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Of course, fucking of course, I wasn't asking, I was telling!!!"

Now put the kettle on Earol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

D'ya like dags - Snatch

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Taboo was on bbc 1

Tom hardy as James delaney

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"I have a use for you!!"

Ha ha! I've been sidling up behind the missus in bed and whispering that in her ear, followed up by one of his trademark grunts.

Unfortunately she could tell I'd been practicing it far too much, it gets a giggle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever"

Was using that very quote this morning a classic

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

Chopper!

probably the funniest film I've seen. Love that line when Jimmy Stabs him the first time..." It's a bit early for Kung fu..."

Love this from Bronson.

Bronson - "20 quid!"

Paul - "Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine you need to build your audience"

Bronson "I just gave you fackin' magic in there!"

Paul "You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere its hardly the hottest ticket in town"

Bronson "Alright, where's the next one..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do

I see you've met my, faithful, handyman

He's just a little brought down

'Cause when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual, Transylvania

Dr Frank-N-Furter - Rocky Horror Picture Show

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By *eatrice!Woman
over a year ago

Wales

How do you do

I see you've met my, faithful, handyman

He's just a little brought down

'Cause when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual, Transylvania

Dr Frank-N-Furter - Rocky Horror Picture Show"

I watched this today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to kick ass and chew gum and I am all out of gum

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can I have a jam sandwich please MRs Patterson

Kevin and Perry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ben Sanderson: Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else. - Leaving Las Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a jam sandwich please MRs Patterson

Kevin and Perry "

Love that movie. I still have the DVD as I've had it for years lol.

"Rinsin" "Bangin" "LARGE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Torrance: You've had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?

Wendy Torrance: Please! Don't hurt me!

Jack Torrance: I'm not gonna hurt you.

Wendy Torrance: Stay away from me!

Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!

Gotta love The Shining

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