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what side of the bed did you get out of this morning

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

i got out on the naught side

rain stopped work but it did stop not play ive done several naughty things today .

including writing a saucy piece to someone.

I've send a couple of very saucy memes

and the response to my naughtiness today were very positive

so what side of the bed did you get out of and has it effected your actions so far today .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The righteous side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only side available to me. The empty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always the same side and it's never the wrong one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got out yet been ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got out on the right side ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not the right side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The left side, if I got out the right side I'd be in next doors flat. Xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The righteous side "

is that the side where you preach to the unconverted the need to repent for there sins

while someone goes to town on you from under the pulpit and out of sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right side as usual...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Reflective. I am mulling over and trying to reconcile things that are needless but annoying.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I slid out of the bottom (so to speak!). I didn't want to wake the two naked ladies sleeping either side of me

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God, I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right side

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her "

that cat needs to learn manners never force a hotty out of your bed chain her to it instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting out of bed in the morning always feels wrong regardless of which side it is

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The right side "

the wrong sides more fun its always leads to the naughty step

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her

that cat needs to learn manners never force a hotty out of your bed chain her to it instead

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I'll just have leave extra out the night before if chains are involved

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy "

anxiety i never had you pegged as a sufferer from your posts .

hope it passes soon xxx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

The end. Bf got up to go for a wee.. then got back into bed on my side meaning I had to roll over.. then I needed a wee and had to shuffle off the end of the bed!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her

that cat needs to learn manners never force a hotty out of your bed chain her to it instead

I'll just have leave extra out the night before if chains are involved "

that's the spirit no leaving the bed until all chains of the mind are broken or at least fully explored

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The end. Bf got up to go for a wee.. then got back into bed on my side meaning I had to roll over.. then I needed a wee and had to shuffle off the end of the bed! "

how rude of him hope you gave his bare bum a spank for that

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When my alarm went off I thought 'who set that on a bloody Sunday?' Wishful thinking. I'm afraid I got out of the wrong side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horny side! Big time!

Ruby

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The horny side! Big time!

Ruby"

does he know it not why not xx

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her

that cat needs to learn manners never force a hotty out of your bed chain her to it instead

I'll just have leave extra out the night before if chains are involved

that's the spirit no leaving the bed until all chains of the mind are broken or at least fully explored "

Oh there's lots of chains and it's very complicated in there

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"When my alarm went off I thought 'who set that on a bloody Sunday?' Wishful thinking. I'm afraid I got out of the wrong side "

have you bitten anyone's head off today

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

The wrong side today due to lack of sleep and not for the good reason

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The side the cat was forcing me out of so I'd feed her

that cat needs to learn manners never force a hotty out of your bed chain her to it instead

I'll just have leave extra out the night before if chains are involved

that's the spirit no leaving the bed until all chains of the mind are broken or at least fully explored

Oh there's lots of chains and it's very complicated in there "

brilliant if that's the case your never leaving the bed because i have a insatiable appetite for exploration

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The wrong side today due to lack of sleep and not for the good reason "

oh dear can i bride a winning smile out by offering you chocolate

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"The wrong side today due to lack of sleep and not for the good reason

oh dear can i bride a winning smile out by offering you chocolate "

Giant chocolate buttons and you have me

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

neither.....fell asleep on sofa!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The wrong side today due to lack of sleep and not for the good reason

oh dear can i bride a winning smile out by offering you chocolate

Giant chocolate buttons and you have me "

Ooo i like this game what do i get for a giant chocolate button cake a wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right side

Kinky

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The right side

Kinky "

is that the side that the racks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The horny side! Big time!

Ruby

does he know it not why not xx"

Course he knows it!

We managed to squeeze in some fun before I bundled him in the car to take him for the snip!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The right side

Kinky

is that the side that the racks on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong side I think. X id like to go back to it and get out again just to check x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep on sofa and couldnt be fecked to move so I didn't get up on either side today

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The horny side! Big time!

Ruby

does he know it not why not xx

Course he knows it!

We managed to squeeze in some fun before I bundled him in the car to take him for the snip!

Ruby"

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

The only side as it is next to a wall.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I fell asleep on sofa and couldnt be fecked to move so I didn't get up on either side today "

that's called siting on the fence i heard that can be pleasurable it you wiggle a bit

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"not the right side "

oh dear will a piece of cake lighten your mood and win me a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right! If i tried the left id face plant the wall haha

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Well the cats fed and happily asleep in her box downstairs so I'll just wiggle my arse back to bed for a cheeky snooze...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I got out of the bottom of the bed the only exit available

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The right! If i tried the left id face plant the wall haha"

i love a bed against the wall on one side as it stops my prey ops I mean my play partners from being able to run away

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well the cats fed and happily asleep in her box downstairs so I'll just wiggle my arse back to bed for a cheeky snooze... "

Ooo missy your asking for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I most definitely got out the right side.

I have myself a new friend. He only lives 5 miles away. I'm super excited. Got my paddle ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got out of my side of the bed, after receiving some very stimulating messages. I then had a reason to get out of bed.....as I needed to clean myself up

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I got out of the bottom of the bed the only exit available "

Ooo i hope it was a good night it sounds like it may have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The right! If i tried the left id face plant the wall haha

i love a bed against the wall on one side as it stops my prey ops I mean my play partners from being able to run away "

Haha i wish I had prey in it unfortunately just me and the dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our bed is against a wall which is my side johns is the left side so I always have to get out of his side xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I most definitely got out the right side.

I have myself a new friend. He only lives 5 miles away. I'm super excited. Got my paddle ready "

that's great news your a absolute darling and you deserve that spring in your step

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I got out of my side of the bed, after receiving some very stimulating messages. I then had a reason to get out of bed.....as I needed to clean myself up "

oh really i love pushing buttons

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Well twas either going out through the wall or out the easy way so I took the easy way out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong side of the wrong bed!

Not a happy man!!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Our bed is against a wall which is my side johns is the left side so I always have to get out of his side xx"

he's a very clever man your man kat id have you on that side to so you could not run away and i could cop a feel every time you had to climb over me to get out xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The wrong side of the wrong bed!

Not a happy man!!"

oh dear been putting it about where you shouldn't have been putting it about again you bad man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our bed is against a wall which is my side johns is the left side so I always have to get out of his side xx

he's a very clever man your man kat id have you on that side to so you could not run away and i could cop a feel every time you had to climb over me to get out xxx"

haha I chose to sleep on that side as I like the wall and yes but he don't need an excuse he can have a feel whenever he wants xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The dark side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dark side."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't got out yet been ill "

Get well soon

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The dark side."

is that because you felt a vibration in the force

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over. "

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Haven't got out yet been ill "

oh dear i think you should place a nurse meet in the meets section

get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got out of the 'I'm so fucking tired & grumpy' side of bed & my mood is yet to improve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't bother getting out of bed.

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Wrong side today

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The left it's closer to the loo

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I got out of the 'I'm so fucking tired & grumpy' side of bed & my mood is yet to improve."

oh look chocolate smile ooo and a bottle bubbly

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I didn't bother getting out of bed. "

lazy sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 15 empty glasses lol

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Wrong side today "

oh dear fella i bet it has something to do with them pesky women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation "

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The left it's closer to the loo "

risky watch out admin might be about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The left as I don't have a step ladder to climb over the Mrs !

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"About 15 empty glasses lol "

careful your end up with a beer belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got out of the 'I'm so fucking tired & grumpy' side of bed & my mood is yet to improve.

oh look chocolate smile ooo and a bottle bubbly "

I'm on a diet so can't do the chocolate & don't drink during the week, so thanks for that

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast "

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I got out of the 'I'm so fucking tired & grumpy' side of bed & my mood is yet to improve.

oh look chocolate smile ooo and a bottle bubbly

I'm on a diet so can't do the chocolate & don't drink during the week, so thanks for that

"

bloody hell that's it here chew in this carrot and bloody smile or i will pull you pig tails

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The left as I don't have a step ladder to climb over the Mrs ! "

oh dear i think the dogs going to be eating well tonight in your household after misses sees this

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"When my alarm went off I thought 'who set that on a bloody Sunday?' Wishful thinking. I'm afraid I got out of the wrong side

have you bitten anyone's head off today "

I sent a message to my social who cancelled then went shopping to cancel that out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"The dark side.

is that because you felt a vibration in the force "

Yes. Resistance is futile

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"The dark side.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The dark side.

is that because you felt a vibration in the force

Yes. Resistance is futile "

that's the darleks honey

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I got out of the bottom of the bed the only exit available

Ooo i hope it was a good night it sounds like it may have been "

Unfortunately not after Dick went to work I was joined by by child and dog

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The dark side.

is that because you felt a vibration in the force

Yes. Resistance is futile

that's the darleks honey "

Nope it's the Borg.

Star trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't climb out of bed. I vault and land like spiderman. If you were there you'd feel the drama!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I don't climb out of bed. I vault and land like spiderman. If you were there you'd feel the drama! "

Now I want to see that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"The dark side.

is that because you felt a vibration in the force

Yes. Resistance is futile

that's the darleks honey

Nope it's the Borg.

Star trek "

All badass.

That is what I'm going for here.

You will be deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dark side.

is that because you felt a vibration in the force

Yes. Resistance is futile

that's the darleks honey

Nope it's the Borg.

Star trek

All badass.

That is what I'm going for here.

You will be deleted."

Seven of Nine

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo

Very very good side this morning, woken by a good poking followed by day off

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

The I'm going to be a proper cunt to everyone at work today, it's a work in progress

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

No waking up in bed for me,,

But a good start to a day that went to a very strange place indeed. A stiff drink is in order, might help me sleep later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i shot out as woke late and had docs appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got out on the lazy side today so I rolled back in.

Benefits of working nights and working shifts.

Eve. X

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The same side as I'll get into it tonight! Simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun "

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy

anxiety i never had you pegged as a sufferer from your posts .

hope it passes soon xxx"

I live with it every day. I'm a happy anxious person

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"i shot out as woke late and had docs appointment "

hope everything went well at the dos , no time for a breakfast bite we cant have that come here I've got a few chocolates with your name on

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast. "

and for round two afterwards i hope

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy

anxiety i never had you pegged as a sufferer from your posts .

hope it passes soon xxx

I live with it every day. I'm a happy anxious person "

well you always make me smile on here so i know that's a truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong side .... bumped into the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I kind of slid from the end...

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I got out of the side closest to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope "

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy

anxiety i never had you pegged as a sufferer from your posts .

hope it passes soon xxx

I live with it every day. I'm a happy anxious person

well you always make me smile on here so i know that's a truth "

I like to keep a positive outlook on life, as much as possible

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The wrong side .... bumped into the wall "

that's because your going blind from all the perving you get up to on here jo

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow "

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits "

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not been to bed yet so none...probably a bit late to bother now, another night's sleep skipped entirely

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I haven't yet "

you lazy minx hope your not alone

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I dragged my sorry arse out of the nearest side.

Now fighting the tiredness from having little sleep and taking something for my anxiety.

So, I'm mellow, tired but happy

anxiety i never had you pegged as a sufferer from your posts .

hope it passes soon xxx

I live with it every day. I'm a happy anxious person

well you always make me smile on here so i know that's a truth

I like to keep a positive outlook on life, as much as possible "

well may i just say you are doing a very good job of that going off of your forum posts xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits "

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm still in my bed "

roll over and make room for me missy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"not been to bed yet so none...probably a bit late to bother now, another night's sleep skipped entirely "

hope it was something worth missing out on those forty winks for

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over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up "

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"When my alarm went off I thought 'who set that on a bloody Sunday?' Wishful thinking. I'm afraid I got out of the wrong side

have you bitten anyone's head off today

I sent a message to my social who cancelled then went shopping to cancel that out "

you been scaring off the talent again you naughty little sexy fox I've told you before don't tell them you bite when your mad

it gives guys visions of losing a few inches

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly..."

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation. "

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it "

Wiggle wiggle...

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

....
"I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it

Wiggle wiggle... "

oh like that is it right ,

I'm going to show it maybe stroke then put it away until...

well lets just say that's going involve a hell of a lot of wiggle that bottom of yours missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright "

Oh I'm hoping you do.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright

Oh I'm hoping you do. "

right that it over you go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about ready to get back into my bed now.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm about ready to get back into my bed now."

give me your hand and i will lead you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright

Oh I'm hoping you do.

right that it over you go again "

Oh I'm enjoying this. Have a lovely rosy bottom.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"....I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it

Wiggle wiggle...

oh like that is it right ,

I'm going to show it maybe stroke then put it away until...

well lets just say that's going involve a hell of a lot of wiggle that bottom of yours missy "

It'll wiggle better if you put the washer on full spin and pop me on top

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over a year ago


"I'm about ready to get back into my bed now.

give me your hand and i will lead you up "

Rather you walk behind me

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"....I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it

Wiggle wiggle...

oh like that is it right ,

I'm going to show it maybe stroke then put it away until...

well lets just say that's going involve a hell of a lot of wiggle that bottom of yours missy

It'll wiggle better if you put the washer on full spin and pop me on top "

oh so that bit of teasing got you did it well i will repeat it again

remember though no touching you can only watch as the spin cycle vibrates though you body as i stand aimost with in touching distance stroking my erect cock slowly teasingly

as i say now missy what will you give me for this with a wicked devilish glint in my eyes

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright

Oh I'm hoping you do.

right that it over you go again

Oh I'm enjoying this. Have a lovely rosy bottom. "

yes you do and its lovely and warm to the touch peachy to so peachy I'm thinking of taking playful bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in it need to get out. Late lol.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm about ready to get back into my bed now.

give me your hand and i will lead you up

Rather you walk behind me "

you best wiggly it playful all the way up those stairs if you want me to play with it like the naughty filthy devil i am

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Still in it need to get out. Late lol."

get up you lazy sod and the tent pole look in the bed is not getting up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile be getting out the side ur not in

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ile be getting out the side ur not in"

and I'll be grabbing your arm and pulling you back in as i growl come back here

I'm not satisfied yet look there's the proof

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over a year ago


"My side, the other side was empty otherwise I would have had reason to climb over.

its hard to climb over something that's hard and pointy first thing in the morning especially when chocolates are part of the equation

Oh I would have made sure it wasn't hard and pointy anymore before I climbed off, and very naughty having chocolates before breakfast

its naughty having anything before breakfast but by god is it fun

Oh yes, I'm all for fun before breakfast.

and for round two afterwards i hope

Yes, have to work all that chocolate off somehow

yes we do over my knee you go my appetite knows no limits

Mmmmm I'm all for feeding a healthy appetite. And pushing those limits

grrrr come here this is going to make your toes curl up

Mmmm I'm quivering in anticipation.

I'm going to play with your anticipations alright

Oh I'm hoping you do.

right that it over you go again

Oh I'm enjoying this. Have a lovely rosy bottom.

yes you do and its lovely and warm to the touch peachy to so peachy I'm thinking of taking playful bite "

Mmmmm bite away.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"....I clearly got out of the don't fuck with me I'm in sarcastic bitch mode side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month. Again. Maybe I should go back for more sleep. Arse wiggle up the stairs commencing shortly...

wiggle it missy in front of me go on if you think you can get away with it

Wiggle wiggle...

oh like that is it right ,

I'm going to show it maybe stroke then put it away until...

well lets just say that's going involve a hell of a lot of wiggle that bottom of yours missy

It'll wiggle better if you put the washer on full spin and pop me on top

oh so that bit of teasing got you did it well i will repeat it again

remember though no touching you can only watch as the spin cycle vibrates though you body as i stand aimost with in touching distance stroking my erect cock slowly teasingly

as i say now missy what will you give me for this with a wicked devilish glint in my eyes

"

And I will say again I don't give to receive. Wiggle wiggle

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I'm about ready to get back into my bed now.

give me your hand and i will lead you up

Rather you walk behind me "

I will if you're wearing that red dress

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

The good side this morning

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

The tired side after not sleeping til 4. So I'm taking the day off fuck it. I've got my tea and a chocolate bar and taking my arse back to bed. Wiggle wiggle

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The tired side after not sleeping til 4. So I'm taking the day off fuck it. I've got my tea and a chocolate bar and taking my arse back to bed. Wiggle wiggle "

oh shit I'm up my way up already

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over a year ago


"not been to bed yet so none...probably a bit late to bother now, another night's sleep skipped entirely

hope it was something worth missing out on those forty winks for "

Insomnia Ya get used to it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The good side this morning "

is that the side that offers the best view

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Left side otherwise i hit a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right side as usual but I have been back

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Left side otherwise i hit a wall "

oh i love a bed against the wall for very obvious reasons I've already stated in this post further up

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The right side as usual but I have been back "

what back to bed again

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

The mot side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The right side as usual but I have been back

what back to bed again "

Yeah but on my own

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Left side otherwise i hit a wall

oh i love a bed against the wall for very obvious reasons I've already stated in this post further up "

Not through choice. Although when your startled in a dream and jump awake, it can be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slid out of the bottom (so to speak!). I didn't want to wake the two naked ladies sleeping either side of me

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God, I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one "

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The right side as usual but I have been back

what back to bed again

Yeah but on my own "

boo what a waste of talent

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Left side otherwise i hit a wall

oh i love a bed against the wall for very obvious reasons I've already stated in this post further up

Not through choice. Although when your startled in a dream and jump awake, it can be painful "

oh that gives a whole new morning to getting a hump in the morning

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The mot side

"

is that the move on top side

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"The tired side after not sleeping til 4. So I'm taking the day off fuck it. I've got my tea and a chocolate bar and taking my arse back to bed. Wiggle wiggle

oh shit I'm up my way up already "

Just woke up again....to a dream of being fucked

Well hello libido where the fuck have you been hiding you naughty thing?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"The tired side after not sleeping til 4. So I'm taking the day off fuck it. I've got my tea and a chocolate bar and taking my arse back to bed. Wiggle wiggle

oh shit I'm up my way up already

Just woke up again....to a dream of being fucked

Well hello libido where the fuck have you been hiding you naughty thing? "

hand it over no play until you have wiggled it some more

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