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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! " I feel their pain | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! I feel their pain " I like bald men. I like to make Maltesers bald in my own special way. | |||
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"That's disgraceful. How dare they rob you of chocolate. Crime against humanity" I know! I was only eating them to remove temptation when Lent starts on Ash Wednesday. | |||
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"Bald my ass. You sucked the chocolate off, then forgot about them "Who takes them out and puts them aside once they've sucked them?  | |||
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"That is so wrong you need to take legal action "Sue them for everything they've got. | |||
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"How about I cover my balls in chocolate and you can have them in your mouth. They are freshly shaved." Have they got a malty tasting crunch to them? I like to bite them in half once I've sucked off all the chocolate. | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? " Yes yes you should and I bet you will get a replacement bag or box of them  | |||
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"Outrage!" I should put it in TwitTwat and get my outrage trending. Any suggestions for a hashtag? | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? Yes yes you should and I bet you will get a replacement bag or box of them "They'd need to arrive for Easter though. | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? " Have you shared the bag with anyone else ? If so maybe theve sucked the chocolate off and put them.back in the bag ?  lol | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? Have you shared the bag with anyone else ? If so maybe theve sucked the chocolate off and put them.back in the bag ? lol"What is this 'shared the bag' of which you write? | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. " How did they get a stone in the pickles? | |||
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"Ewww someone at the factory sucked the chocolate off and put them in the bag " | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? " years and years ago my mum opened a jar of princes meat paste and found a stubbed out cigarette in the top of it... 
she sent it back to the company, with a letter stating she had taken a picture and was looking forward to hearing from them...and they responded by sending a £10 postal order...which was a fortune back then | |||
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"I bet it was popeye wearing his black mask "Pops is a decent, respectful young man and he would never do such a thing to his Aunty Lickety™ - I hope. | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? years and years ago my mum opened a jar of princes meat paste and found a stubbed out cigarette in the top of it...
she sent it back to the company, with a letter stating she had taken a picture and was looking forward to hearing from them...and they responded by sending a £10 postal order...which was a fortune back then "£10 seems to be standard so far... no matter when the complaint was made. | |||
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them. After a month got vouchers for a tenner." Another tenner. | |||
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them. After a month got vouchers for a tenner. Another tenner. " Must be standard payment. Did get £25 in tesco vouchers once about 25 years ago as I found chewed chewing gum in a box of frosties. I was half way through a biwl of it before I found it. EEEWWW | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. How did they get a stone in the pickles? "A woman I work with found a stone in a bag of kettle chips! She sent it back to the supplier and she got a £20 voucher for more kettle chips,that she hasn't used yet, she's gone right off them! They said it was from when the potatoes were harvested, a small stone must have made its way through... I also had a bald malteser earlier, but I ate it. | |||
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"I complained once because a tin of cat food was just gravy and got loads of freebies....so it's worth it if you can be arsed. " I'm rarely arsed these days.  | |||
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"I used to work at Thorntons back in the 80's. Occasionally we would keep a mould under the dispenser and produce a batch solid Easter eggs. Must have put a smile on a few kids faces "I liked it when the eggs used to have the goodies inside. Now they're just to the side a solid egg would be a great surprise. | |||
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them. After a month got vouchers for a tenner. Another tenner. Must be standard payment. Did get £25 in tesco vouchers once about 25 years ago as I found chewed chewing gum in a box of frosties. I was half way through a biwl of it before I found it. EEEWWW " | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. How did they get a stone in the pickles? "When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages. | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. How did they get a stone in the pickles?
A woman I work with found a stone in a bag of kettle chips! She sent it back to the supplier and she got a £20 voucher for more kettle chips,that she hasn't used yet, she's gone right off them! They said it was from when the potatoes were harvested, a small stone must have made its way through... I also had a bald malteser earlier, but I ate it."It must be a thing now. I feel less robbed knowing others are suffering the same fate. | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. How did they get a stone in the pickles?
When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages. "It's a good job you didn't bite down. | |||
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"Were they shrivelled too?!" Not really. Smoother than when you peel off the chocolate. | |||
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. How did they get a stone in the pickles?
When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages.
It's a good job you didn't bite down.
"This is very true, may have cost them may dental treatment too. | |||
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"I'm sure you have encountered baldteasers before "That I have, in the dim and very distant past. | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? " Maybe a Malteser packer, licked the chocolate off, then put them back in the packet | |||
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald! It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that? Maybe a Malteser packer, licked the chocolate off, then put them back in the packet "Why do people keep suggesting this?  | |||
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"spare a thought for whoever it was who found half a mouse in their KFC
"Half an anything isn't good, is it? | |||
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"I love bald maltesers! In fact I love them so much that my partner will nibble all the choccy off the whole bag for me "We'll start a collection for you. | |||
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"about 18 year ago was at a working mens club, got a pack of crisps and found a fried bat in it "Someone else must have got the bails, stumps and the ball? | |||
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"about 18 year ago was at a working mens club, got a pack of crisps and found a fried bat in it
Someone else must have got the bails, stumps and the ball?"
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"spare a thought for whoever it was who found half a mouse in their KFC
"It's like the old "joke", What's worse than finding a maggot in yer apple? Half a maggot  | |||
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