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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are very tame, but I still enjoyed them, the second one more than the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not seen the second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people go to see films that they know they will think are shit?

The books and films aren't tame to a lot of people. They quite racy and explicit. Those people (and others) enjoy them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are very tame, but I still enjoyed them, the second one more than the first."
I agree 2nd one edged it but was expecting to be taken on more of journey into the sub Dom world and was hugely dissapointed when only highlight was when he slapped the leg spreader on her and threw her onto all fours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people go to see films that they know they will think are shit?

The books and films aren't tame to a lot of people. They quite racy and explicit. Those people (and others) enjoy them.

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maybe if it was 1940s but in a world of modern porn this is tame

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better "

The best four hours (sleep) in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

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"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better "

Heaving

I rather watch 50 shades of shit than watch that soft porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

He does a few horny pushups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people go to see films that they know they will think are shit?

The books and films aren't tame to a lot of people. They quite racy and explicit. Those people (and others) enjoy them.

maybe if it was 1940s but in a world of modern porn this is tame "

I'm talking real life.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

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"Why do people go to see films that they know they will think are shit?

The books and films aren't tame to a lot of people. They quite racy and explicit. Those people (and others) enjoy them.

maybe if it was 1940s but in a world of modern porn this is tame "

This film isn't meant to be porn though.

And believe it or not some people don't like porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

He does a few horny pushups.

in film 2?

I'm still going to watch with a bottle of wine and a box of tissues and lube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

I agree definitely won't be going in Feb for 3rd instalment save myself 20 qid with tickets and pipcorn

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I rather watch 50 shades of shit than watch that soft porn "

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

He does a few horny pushups.

in film 2?

I'm still going to watch with a bottle of wine and a box of tissues and lube.

I'd avoid the odeon ilford then as it gets busy in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched the first one and I'll watch the second one to see the story of his life unfold; which is why I read the second book.

I might not get through the first ten minutes of the third.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

He does a few horny pushups.

in film 2?

I'm still going to watch with a bottle of wine and a box of tissues and lube.

I'd avoid the odeon ilford then as it gets busy in there. "

oh I'll wait for the dvd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I think some people expect it to be something it's not - 50 shades is a love story with bdsm just like twilight was a love story with vampires. I'm disappointed that the bdsm stuff wasn't shown more but they're limited that it's cinema release not something for xhamster.

The stuff with Anastasia was adventurous sex at best, the only bdsm that resonated with me was the D/s dynamic with Leila - the kneel command, submissive position and touch of her head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some people expect it to be something it's not - 50 shades is a love story with bdsm just like twilight was a love story with vampires. I'm disappointed that the bdsm stuff wasn't shown more but they're limited that it's cinema release not something for xhamster.

The stuff with Anastasia was adventurous sex at best, the only bdsm that resonated with me was the D/s dynamic with Leila - the kneel command, submissive position and touch of her head."

But it's still shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stuff with Anastasia was adventurous sex at best, the only bdsm that resonated with me was the D/s dynamic with Leila - the kneel command, submissive position and touch of her head."

Totally agreed here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

More a presumptuous diagnosis, suppose we can all be guilty of being presumptive, don't start lady.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better "

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

More a presumptuous diagnosis, suppose we can all be guilty of being presumptive, don't start lady.

Lady.

A tendely placed finger up the bummeth doth not a subbeth maketh eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

More a presumptuous diagnosis, suppose we can all be guilty of being presumptive, don't start lady.

Lady.

A tendely placed finger up the bummeth doth not a subbeth maketh eh?

*tenderly*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??"
well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And having looked at the book maybe I should have known better as found the writing style lacking in verve compared to what I usually read

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Never read or watched them thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

More a presumptuous diagnosis, suppose we can all be guilty of being presumptive, don't start lady.

Lady.

A tendely placed finger up the bummeth doth not a subbeth maketh eh?

*tenderly* "

Not too familiar with Shakespeare but are you saying you like strapons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Presumptive statement Mickey lad!

More a presumptuous diagnosis, suppose we can all be guilty of being presumptive, don't start lady.

Lady.

A tendely placed finger up the bummeth doth not a subbeth maketh eh?

*tenderly*

Not too familiar with Shakespeare but are you saying you like strapons?

One is reading between the lines I see.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame"

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??"

are you saying 'yummy mummies' are less than reliable as film critics?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

My Mum (who has only had sex with my Dad and very reserved about sex) went to see it and said she found it hilarious.

Such a shame that BDSM gets into the mainstream and it's a badly watered down version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better "

Well the books were shite so I don't see why the films would be any better..

Not seen either and don't intend to btw

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My Mum (who has only had sex with my Dad and very reserved about sex) went to see it and said she found it hilarious.

Such a shame that BDSM gets into the mainstream and it's a badly watered down version. "

and the message is that to do it you need to be 'broken'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Mum (who has only had sex with my Dad and very reserved about sex) went to see it and said she found it hilarious.

Such a shame that BDSM gets into the mainstream and it's a badly watered down version. "

censored so as not to offend I can only assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex has just watched it.

She then texted me to ask if I've seen it.

(she has no idea about this site)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex has just watched it.

She then texted me to ask if I've seen it.

(she has no idea about this site)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people go to see films that they know they will think are shit?

The books and films aren't tame to a lot of people. They quite racy and explicit. Those people (and others) enjoy them.

maybe if it was 1940s but in a world of modern porn this is tame "

But it may not appear tame to some people. It's all about personal perception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??"

What does being a yummy mummy have to do with an opinion on a film?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I watched the first one last week and found it a bit cringey with all the lip biting. But so far as a love story goes it was ok. I'll watch the sender on one through a site someone told me about as I certainly wouldn't waste my money on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??

What does being a yummy mummy have to do with an opinion on a film?"

She's making an assumption is all I can assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

ALL housewives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

ALL housewives?"

Perhaps I generalised too much. But I am sure you understand what I mean. I know there are a few saucy minx's in sheeps clothing out there.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??

What does being a yummy mummy have to do with an opinion on a film?"

Don't take offence. Just my opinion based on my experience of the people who raved/ranted about the books when they first came out.

They weren't marketed for those already in the scene or with any form of liberal views regarding sex... It was scandalous chick lit for the masses that cemented the widely held view (again, imo) that to be into BDSM you had to be broken,abused,compensating for something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??

What does being a yummy mummy have to do with an opinion on a film?

Don't take offence. Just my opinion based on my experience of the people who raved/ranted about the books when they first came out.

Or just an open minded filthy perve! I can live with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

ALL housewives?

Perhaps I generalised too much. But I am sure you understand what I mean. I know there are a few saucy minx's in sheeps clothing out there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched the first will not be watching the second one,been watching a series called submission which has more too it than 50 shades.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Having watched the first two films in the trilogy I can't see why everyone got excited they're pretty tame in my opinion and I can't see the third installment getting much better

what did you expect of a mainstream love story pitched to appeal to the masses??well the way everyone raved about the books I thought they'd be a some good scenes but nope tame

again.....what did you expect when most of the people 'raving'about it are the yummy mummies at the school gate??

What does being a yummy mummy have to do with an opinion on a film?

Don't take offence. Just my opinion based on my experience of the people who raved/ranted about the books when they first came out.

Or just an open minded filthy perve! I can live with that. "

To confirm..... I don't think that people have to be broken etc to enjoy BDSM. In fact I quite like to partake from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched the first one last week and found it a bit cringey with all the lip biting. But so far as a love story goes it was ok. I'll watch the sender on one through a site someone told me about as I certainly wouldn't waste my money on it

Would that be same cringy lip biting that's launched loads of Anastasia Steele wannabe Fab profile pics.......

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

Haha!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Would that be same cringy lip biting that's launched loads of Anastasia Steele wannabe Fab profile pics.......

Oh those photos! And the suggestive pencil ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

and so what if it is, there's a niche market and she's tapped into well, people enjoy it so it's a win / win situation.

I hate the almost snobbery that's attached to 50 Shades. If you don't like it fair enough, don't watch / read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happen to bite my bottom lip. I don't force it. It's my body naturally reacting to certain thoughts and actions. I certainly don't want to be Anastasia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather poor salt and vinegar into my eyes than watch that codswallop

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Would that be same cringy lip biting that's launched loads of Anastasia Steele wannabe Fab profile pics.......

Can't say I'd noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like 50 shades of grey for the same reason I don't like twilight. It promotes unhealthy abusive relationships.

In the bdsm scene realistically the power lies with the sub, because when they say stop by using a safe word it all stops. 50 shades doesn't show that. He is a dominant character who abuses other people. That's not healthy and should not be encouraged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like 50 shades of grey for the same reason I don't like twilight. It promotes unhealthy abusive relationships.

Hmm he gave her a safe word though?

Did he not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like 50 shades of grey for the same reason I don't like twilight. It promotes unhealthy abusive relationships.

Who did he abuse? Anastasia went to him willingly and she had a safe word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like 50 shades of grey for the same reason I don't like twilight. It promotes unhealthy abusive relationships.

Who did he abuse? Anastasia went to him willingly and she had a safe word. "

I agree.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

and so what if it is, there's a niche market and she's tapped into well, people enjoy it so it's a win / win situation.

I hate the almost snobbery that's attached to 50 Shades. If you don't like it fair enough, don't watch / read it."

I'm agreeing with this.

It's a popular book and film franchise that people enjoy.

A few of us on here enjoy an alternative lifestyle that may make the books look tame but if it brings pleasure to others who are we to judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fifty shades is to entertain the Vanilla lifestyle and titilate housewives. I found my mums Mills and Boon Novels more racy.

and so what if it is, there's a niche market and she's tapped into well, people enjoy it so it's a win / win situation.

I hate the almost snobbery that's attached to 50 Shades. If you don't like it fair enough, don't watch / read it."

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

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i read books .not seen the films as you alway find books better then film.like book girl on train i enjoy that and film but everyone different .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are extremely tame but I like the story and enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never judge a book by its cover? I did.

Never watched the films. Never read the books. I know they exist, and I'm not interested finding out about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

As for the 50 shades lifestyle you refer too.... It's not just about the sex and the bdsm, it's about the whole thing. Having a man as powerful, rich and gorgeous as Mr Grey take care of you is a dream.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!! "

So you wouldn't take a finger up the bum for a fast car and helicopter ride?

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

We watched it yesterday, thought it captured the sexual tension between them really well, we weren't expecting a full on sex show, or a true representation of BDSM, and let's face it as a story line "18 year old student gives her virginity to a mid twenties billionaire who's into bandage and changes him with love", is pure Mills n Boon, it wasn't the worst film we have seen, at least it didn't rely on mindless violence and gore to grab our attention, refreshing change, and hey, can't please all the people all the time, at least it raised the question us "how about we get the cuffs out and I spank you a bit tonight" ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

So you wouldn't take a finger up the bum for a fast car and helicopter ride?

I most certainly would if Mr Grey was offering.

But I still don't see the connection between 50 shades, bdsm and the posters reference to a woman not wanting a finger up the bum??? I'm bemused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

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"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!! "

Any woman with will and drive can get all that material stuff herself, it should be about the sex and sex alone the bdsm you refer to imho is a lot more hassle than a simple finger up the arse, personally I don't like things going up my bum only coming out but hey-ho whatever tickles your pickle chick.

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference! "

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

Glad we've cleared that up, moving on swiftly you ever had a finger up the bum?

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

Glad we've cleared that up, moving on swiftly you ever had a finger up the bum? "

I most certainly have! I never claim that I don't like anything unless I've tried it!

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

Glad we've cleared that up, moving on swiftly you ever had a finger up the bum?

I most certainly have! I never claim that I don't like anything unless I've tried it! "

Good girl

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

Glad we've cleared that up, moving on swiftly you ever had a finger up the bum?

I most certainly have! I never claim that I don't like anything unless I've tried it!

Good girl

Patronising some what?

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!!

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

Last time I checked I don't have feathers and a beak but what ever floats ya boat!!!

What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

But that's what 50 shades is about, his total control over every aspect of her life!

You've basically answered your own question, every aspect of her life! Which may or may not include two in pink and one up the stink.

you just said it, may or may not.

Your original statement is flawed.

I enjoy bdsm but due to trust and mutual respect with my partners, anal is not an option!

A Dom or sexual sadist (as Mr Grey refers to himself) doesn't just do as he pleases to his sub. It's a mutual agreement.

Doing what you please to a woman is assault! That's the difference!

Really..........! Thanks for the heads up

your welcome, you clearly needed the advice

Glad we've cleared that up, moving on swiftly you ever had a finger up the bum?

I most certainly have! I never claim that I don't like anything unless I've tried it!

Good girl

Patronising some what?

No, no good as in good reply and girl as in woman since you didn't like chick.

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over a year ago

I watched the first one....not really fussed about the second one if I'm honest

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

Twats, as in wannabe subs do you mean?

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

Good for them.

The cold hard fact is that the majority of society views women that enjoy sex as 'sluts and whores'. Having the 50 Shades stuff to use as an 'excuse' to be more adventurous in bed is fantastic.

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

Good for them.

The cold hard fact is that the majority of society views women that enjoy sex as 'sluts and whores'. Having the 50 Shades stuff to use as an 'excuse' to be more adventurous in bed is fantastic. "

surely grown women can (and do) discover their sexual identity/freedom without cheesy merchandise from a film?

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

Good for them.

The cold hard fact is that the majority of society views women that enjoy sex as 'sluts and whores'. Having the 50 Shades stuff to use as an 'excuse' to be more adventurous in bed is fantastic.

surely grown women can (and do) discover their sexual identity/freedom without cheesy merchandise from a film?

Some can. Some can't. Depends on the attitude of the man they are with.

I agree it's crap though.

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

That is called having good business sense. I don't blame them.

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over a year ago

"Don't rate it much, heard so many women going on about it and wanting a 50 shades lifestyle yet most probably won't even take a finger up the bum.

My word!!! What has bdsm got to do with having anything up your bum???

Some people where expecting far too much from a general release film.

I enjoyed the first one and eagerly awaited the second. Sadly I was disappointed. Way too much like a chic flick

Some of it was funny but then again I didn't go to watch a comedy either.

When was the last time you bought a woman an expensive car? Flew her in a helicopter to a date? Showed her the best that there is? Oh, never was that?

So you can take your finger and stick it up your own bum!!!

So you wouldn't take a finger up the bum for a fast car and helicopter ride?

I most certainly would if Mr Grey was offering.

But I still don't see the connection between 50 shades, bdsm and the posters reference to a woman not wanting a finger up the bum??? I'm bemused

I rest my case!

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

Twats, as in wannabe subs do you mean?"
both sides if it actually i seem to remember there were a few guys who thought they were mr grey. Except they didnt have the moneyor the style or even a play room well not a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really enjoyed the movie. I knew it was less about sex and more about their relationship before we watched it so we weren't disappointed at all.

H x

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over a year ago

Good to see healthy debate going on but for me I was expecting the second installment to get raunchier as there was lots of hype about the author being dismayed at the way the first film panned out and was taking more control in the second one to make it mimicking the book more but alas it was more mills and boon

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over a year ago

"I watched the 1st one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

I'll watch the 2nd one because the actor Jamie Dornan gives me the major horn.

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

That is called having good business sense. I don't blame them."

I'd like to see toys designed by a wingers!

Now THAT I'd imagine would sell well.

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over a year ago

"Are we gonna have a lot of twats joining again look looking for a Christian grey

lovehoney is in on the act I see, selling Mr. Grey accessories

That is called having good business sense. I don't blame them.

I'd like to see toys designed by a wingers!

Now THAT I'd imagine would sell well.

swingers*

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over a year ago

While we are on this subject has anyone thought that maybe the inspiration for the 50 shades books comes from the secretary a film from about 10 years ago with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James spayder

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

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"While we are on this subject has anyone thought that maybe the inspiration for the 50 shades books comes from the secretary a film from about 10 years ago with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James spayder

Definitely. James Spader's character is even called Grey.

Obviously 'Secretary' is an infinitely better (and sexier) film.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

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"While we are on this subject has anyone thought that maybe the inspiration for the 50 shades books comes from the secretary a film from about 10 years ago with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James spayder

Definitely. James Spader's character is even called Grey.

Obviously 'Secretary' is an infinitely better (and sexier) film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still reading the 3rd. Got 5 months before the last instalment comes out. It's a race against time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awful films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 shades of shite .

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over a year ago

I'm pretty vanilla and I thought both films were good. People were expecting and x rated porno and got a Hollywood spin on a popular book series. Who would have thought

Those same people would have complained that the film was trashy and sleazy if it had been more raunchy

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over a year ago

Forgot I'd started this post but still say they could of filmed the scenes of sexual content a bit more provocatively but after listening to people rave about the books I genuinely thought maybe I was wrong but I've seen more how do I say thought provocative low budget films that show the BDSM relationship better that make you go wow why would you subject yourself to that

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

50 shades of pish! Sooooo not what it should be, I have made better vids myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you take away the sex and put some chemistry between the two... not a bad movie ... or two...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be honest the thing that would make me watch third movie would be to see what the ex boss was upto

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over a year ago

It's a love storie ,that's how I see it as .I like the music in the first one .

I bet next one they get married and he has an affair

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over a year ago

I bet she gets taken by ex boss and forced to do stuff and mr grey saves day

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Smiles) remember who it was marketed to...

A lot of the population I suspect found it rather raunchy.

Fab it's run of the mill.

Just know I wish I had the agents percentage from the book.

My challenge would be, if you can do it better do, editors desks are about as difficult to get as a single mans meet on here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If u wanted to do better just write about your fab life changing names and places lol

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