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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You get called 'a disgrace to all women'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't leave us hanging with that!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

There's ten missed calls and loads of unanswered texts on your phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up in a police cell

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

You spent £1000 in one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't leave us hanging with that!

Having a conversation with friends about various sexual positions, we were on about doggy and i said

'its not a great one for me, 1st off a guy would have troubles getting his cock in me from behind as my ass is so fat, then if he were to spank me my rolls of back fat would cause my tits to knock me out with a slap to the face and worse case senario id end up causing a tsunami somewhere in the world'

(im quite liberal and a bit of a joker with my friends.. its just something id say)

A lady overheard this a walked up to me and said 'If youve any self respect for yourself you'd shut the fuck up'

I was quite shocked at this actually and cried (blame the bottle of wine and 6 shots).. i composed myself and went to appologise to the lady saying

'Im sorry if you were offeneded by anything you over heard whilst i was having a conversation with my friends, we get each others sense of humour and its just how we are'

to which she snubbed me and said 'your a disgrace to all women'..

well i tried

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sounds like a great night out with your friends. I bet that woman was secretly jel! Moody cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod her - if your mates got the joke you've done nothing wrong.

Some people are just rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the texts I have sent.......and can't remember sending them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you wake up in a police cell

Happened couple of times but I'm older and wiser now

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Can't leave us hanging with that!

Having a conversation with friends about various sexual positions, we were on about doggy and i said

(im quite liberal and a bit of a joker with my friends.. its just something id say)

A lady overheard this a walked up to me and said 'If youve any self respect for yourself you'd shut the fuck up'

I was quite shocked at this actually and cried (blame the bottle of wine and 6 shots).. i composed myself and went to appologise to the lady saying

'Im sorry if you were offeneded by anything you over heard whilst i was having a conversation with my friends, we get each others sense of humour and its just how we are'

to which she snubbed me and said 'your a disgrace to all women'..

well i tried

She shouldn't have been listening in my in the first place!

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

When you wake up with a cold kebab and the delivery driver

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

It depends what environment you're in.

In a pub of an evening if you overhear a conversation like that all well and good. You are there to wind down and meet friends so you can talk about anything.

If in a restaurant sometimes you have to be a bit more careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF, I'd have told her to get stuffed. You're no such thing. Women are allowed nowadays to think of thematic as sexual beings, and if you can't make a joke about yourself then all hope is lost.

You need to have a look that when you stare at people they know to shut up lol. But otherwise I hope you had a fun night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake with your phone, wallet & keys in check

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was mad at myself for crying though. Id have said that comment sober as its just 'me' bit of a joker and quite open.

Think it just caught me off guard and it was down to the wine. I just couldnt stop crying even though i know it was only down to the alcohol.. felt a right prat afterwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that bitch!! You keep on doing you! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake with your phone, wallet & keys in check

Lol this, I woke up once with a shoe missing! Though I prefer the less d*unken hazy nights where you have a good giggle and things are less hazy and you have a smile on your face.

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I once passed out on bus stop, fell off it and my glasses. Was heartbroken that I smashed them, would take a broken nose over broken glasses any day if the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you wake up with a cold kebab and the delivery driver"

Haha.that's gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd of wipped my phone out n showed her my profile! Cheeky stuck up cowbag. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you wake up cuddling a traffic cone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can remember where youve parked your boat

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have knocked her out with your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else "

Exactly

Or give her one of those boobs to the head to knock some sense into her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake with your phone, wallet & keys in check

Lol this, I woke up once with a shoe missing! Though I prefer the less d*unken hazy nights where you have a good giggle and things are less hazy and you have a smile on your face."

haha always I always say same, not getting d*unk tonight just a few. But once the drinks start flowing & I'm on the dance floor oh Lord

that plan goes out the window haha but ok long as got my keys, wallet & phone nxt morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you wake up in a police cell

Happened couple of times but I'm older and wiser now

never woke up in a police cell but me and a mate got a lift home from a copper 'for our own safety' as we couldn't even walk in a straight line

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

"I read the texts I have sent.......and can't remember sending them

ooh i do that one aaaallll the time

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

When u wake up in a ladies bed and she's cooked you breakfast !! 1987 was the last time !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't leave us hanging with that!

Having a conversation with friends about various sexual positions, we were on about doggy and i said

(im quite liberal and a bit of a joker with my friends.. its just something id say)

A lady overheard this a walked up to me and said 'If youve any self respect for yourself you'd shut the fuck up'

I was quite shocked at this actually and cried (blame the bottle of wine and 6 shots).. i composed myself and went to appologise to the lady saying

'Im sorry if you were offeneded by anything you over heard whilst i was having a conversation with my friends, we get each others sense of humour and its just how we are'

to which she snubbed me and said 'your a disgrace to all women'..

well i tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up to discover you seemed to have come home dressed only in an unidentified duffle coat and a pair of fishnets!..very long time ago,i hasten to add...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still smiling about it 3 days later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else

Exactly

Or give her one of those boobs to the head to knock some sense into her

if i were ever to be a super hero i think thats my 'power'

to wollop baddies round the face rendering them unconcious and have big 'POW'..'WHAM' signs as contact is made.. my name will be...

'Tit slap sassy!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else

Exactly

Or give her one of those boobs to the head to knock some sense into her

if i were ever to be a super hero i think thats my 'power'

to wollop baddies round the face rendering them unconcious and have big 'POW'..'WHAM' signs as contact is made.. my name will be...

'Tit slap sassy!'

I'm a baddie

xxx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else

Exactly

Or give her one of those boobs to the head to knock some sense into her

if i were ever to be a super hero i think thats my 'power'

to wollop baddies round the face rendering them unconcious and have big 'POW'..'WHAM' signs as contact is made.. my name will be...

'Tit slap sassy!'

That's a great name for a superhero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd of told her to fuck off and mind her own business listening to other people's conversations

your friends understand your humour so sod anyone else

Exactly

Or give her one of those boobs to the head to knock some sense into her

if i were ever to be a super hero i think thats my 'power'

to wollop baddies round the face rendering them unconcious and have big 'POW'..'WHAM' signs as contact is made.. my name will be...

'Tit slap sassy!'

Now there's a role play to ponder

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I know I've had a good night out, when I wake up in the morning and can remember it. If I wake up and can't that's just worrying, what did I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. If a woman approached me and my group of women on a night out, and said that, she'd have a fucking shock.

A good night out for me ends in checking my phone to see who I d*unk messaged.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Always try to keep your composure A person like that is only trying to get a repsonse out of you, don't rise to them, just calmly say something like...

"why don't you join us.. Your obviously finding our conversation far more interesting than that with your friends.. Are they boring you or something or just too repressed to ever have sex....

As for a disgrace, If you'd like to bend over, I'll fuck you here and now with my 12" strap on I always keep in my bag for situations like this...that would be disgraceful now, wouldn't it... Now if you will excuse us, I'm just going to finish off the amusing story I was telling my friends"

At which point you then ignore her and go back to what you were doing..

She then has to do the walk of shame and you can carry on with your evening in peace..

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Awww, I feel for you that you ended up crying ... I'd have probably reacted the same way because I don't like confrontation and would never intentionally offend anyone.

Thing is though - it was a private conversation and you were being rather self deprecating actually, certainly not putting anyone else down. *She* on the other hand saw fit to nosey in and aggressively swear at you. Despite that, you still had the good grace to try and apologise for any upset caused to which she reacted by adding insult to injury.

Hmmm .... so which one of you comes across as a 'disgrace to all women' ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww, I feel for you that you ended up crying ... I'd have probably reacted the same way because I don't like confrontation and would never intentionally offend anyone.

Hmmm .... so which one of you comes across as a 'disgrace to all women' ?!?"

I hadnt realised until after she was part of the 'birthday party' and sat all around the same table as i was

the conversation/altercation took place outside so was when i went back inside the pub and sat with friends again i noticed her and then took opportunity to attempt to make peace

I do feel she came off worse though as all the family i was with said they were shocked at her response to my appology.

Still was a blooming great night though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girly night out last night and the cab driver was relaying a story from a couple of young ladies a few weeks ago.

He was shocked at their conversation as one of the ladies had been asked to poo on this blokes face as he found it a turn on! The cab driver asked what we thought, and after agreeing with him that we wouldn't find that a turn on I told him what it was called, and that it was a real thing.

I completely forgot that my friend is very vanilla, had no idea I'm on fab and wanted to know how the hell I knew that!

Erm.........!

I blame you lot! First time I heard the expression was whilst lurking in the forums!

Sara

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Awww, I feel for you that you ended up crying ... I'd have probably reacted the same way because I don't like confrontation and would never intentionally offend anyone.

Hmmm .... so which one of you comes across as a 'disgrace to all women' ?!?

I hadnt realised until after she was part of the 'birthday party' and sat all around the same table as i was

the conversation/altercation took place outside so was when i went back inside the pub and sat with friends again i noticed her and then took opportunity to attempt to make peace

I do feel she came off worse though as all the family i was with said they were shocked at her response to my appology.

Still was a blooming great night though

... glad to read you didn't let the joy sucking dementor grind you down!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You spent £1000 in one day "

You wake up with about £25 of shrapnel in yer pocket and a tattered fiver in yer wallet

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