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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When at a club or party etc when is it inappropriate to have a hardon ? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! Mine is up and down all the time..... actually it more up than down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're stood next to the bouncers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you're stood next to the bouncers"
depends on the bouncers I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When at a club or party etc when is it inappropriate to have a hardon ? . "

When you're serving the canapés?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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When you are Peeing at the urinal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just wait ... four weeks tomorrow when the clocks have gone forward, you'll be getting your morning stiffy when you're waiting for the train to work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Probably not a big problem for you cos you reckon you got a small Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get one when shopping in Ann Summers.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"When at a club or party etc when is it inappropriate to have a hardon ? . "

When playing musical chairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When at a club or party etc when is it inappropriate to have a hardon ? . "

I'd say wait until the coffin has disappeared...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often wondered if it's difficult for a man? I can be majorly turned on but no one would have a clue. It must be awkward for men at times.

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

lol i read that as Hadron

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By *ragon-tattMan
over a year ago

runcorn


"I've often wondered if it's difficult for a man? I can be majorly turned on but no one would have a clue. It must be awkward for men at times."

The worst part is..you don't even have to be turned on..so inappropriate errections happen all the time..but then you get horney and that makes it worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When at a club or party etc when is it inappropriate to have a hardon ? . "

When Im giving a sermon

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When at an outdoor nudist party and you're doing the BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've often wondered if it's difficult for a man? I can be majorly turned on but no one would have a clue. It must be awkward for men at times.

The worst part is..you don't even have to be turned on..so inappropriate errections happen all the time..but then you get horney and that makes it worse "

Normally when I'm feeling sleepy and its warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've often wondered if it's difficult for a man? I can be majorly turned on but no one would have a clue. It must be awkward for men at times."
it is because if your turned on as a man not in a play area is it rude to have a hardon or bad manners to make your self hard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i read that as Hadron "

Get your protons out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When climbing the rope at school! What was that all about? felt so good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i read that as Hadron

Get your protons out? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i read that as Hadron

Get your protons out? "

Goid idea

Whos got the Colander?

Spelling intentional

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

If I'm tired, warm, relaxed and yawn I get a rock hard, precum producing hard on. Worst times have been at school, on planes and trains.

My English teacher used to keep me behind at the end of the lesson. Insist I sat in my chair and sat in front of me on the desk. I could always see her stocking tops, often her undies and once her camel toe. Tired, yawning gave the erection, she added to its persistence and then being told I could go there was no way .... When hard it doesn't bend ... No way to stand up straight. Shocking!!

Planes, falling asleep in a isle seat, wake and yawn, steel poor erection in jogging bottoms! Hide using airline magazine or tray table. Until cute woman sat in middle seat asks to escape to use the loo ... How to stand up, steel hard cock pushing at jogging bottom fly ... Thank heaven for flight magazines.

Train, fell asleep from Birmingham to Marylebone. No table between us and seats opposite facing .... Woke part way through journey. Lucky in a suit, so nothing like as bad as jogging bottoms, as its got less flexible crotch ... But still woke either with a canoe in my pocket or impersonating a small tent. .... Those sat opposite were reading, but I am sure the cute, power dressed woman had a smirk on her face ....

Nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect men to be excited at parties and such so there wouldn't be an inappropriate time I wouldn't think. It may just be behaviour that determines whether it's appropriate.

Eve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i read that as Hadron

Get your protons out?

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Not sure I want to collide my hadron with another dude's though.

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

I always tend to get one if I'm in a swimming pool and in the changing room afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're picking your kids up and chatting to the host mummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a public swimming pool.

Erect nipples are also a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At a public swimming pool.

Erect nipples are also a problem. "
why ? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hardon now. Is that inappropriate??

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