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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

What are the ladies view on fucking machines?

Have you ever used one? Did you enjoy it?

If you haven't, would you like to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called my computer a fucking machine when it crashed the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give one a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol give me a blue pill I'm one lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

It's arriving any day now

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Tried one once at a party and i must say it was fun left a puddle and i was smiling like a cheshire cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's something I'd be curious to try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I called my computer a fucking machine when it crashed the other day."

Hahaha great answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work really hard at my last place. generally did twice as much as most of my colleagues. The boss regularly said to me "you're like a fucking machine"

If anyone wants a go get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fixed a fucking machine the other day...it was a JCB

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Made an attachment to a reciprocating saw once, styled from a 8" silicone cock, convinced the missus to try the business end while I held the saw and controlled the trigger, I had already started her off orally so she wouldn't be unprepared, inserted the tip and when about half of it was in, I pulled the trigger, it burst into life accompanied by a low pitched oooh fuuuck from her, I eased the trigger back some more till it was a blur the low pitch became much higher and her legs crumpled ... nought to cumming in less than 30 seconds, her only comment was "that was intense" followed by stomach cramps for about 10 mins, we haven't used it since, opting for the more natural cock shaped alternatives.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

My new purchase has lots of attachments etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to Infusion and the Fuck Machine was up and running. Mrs LittleSox got on her back and put the cock in. I stood with 2 £1 coins, £1 for 3 mins.

£1 in and away it went, she gripped the bench in ecstasy, then approx 66p later, splat, squirted over the machine and bench. Best quid we've ever spent!!!

The spare quid went back in the locker.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"We went to Infusion and the Fuck Machine was up and running. Mrs LittleSox got on her back and put the cock in. I stood with 2 £1 coins, £1 for 3 mins.

£1 in and away it went, she gripped the bench in ecstasy, then approx 66p later, splat, squirted over the machine and bench. Best quid we've ever spent!!!

Does she normally squirt?

The spare quid went back in the locker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I would give it a go

Kinky

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By *ornycpl-durhamCouple
over a year ago

near You

Waiting for delivery of ours x lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

I can't wait !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im curious but nervous too! I think it want to see someone else use it first!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Im curious but nervous too! I think it want to see someone else use it first! "

Well you are welcome to come alone and just watch one or two of my friends use it then see how you feel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give one a go

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Well Mary this could be your lucky day. as I have got one. More so my lucky day, if you ride it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah! Fucking machines! Coming over here, automating all of our low skilled jobs.

Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They arent cheap

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

Would love to give one a go, currently working on developing one with a 6 inch stroke..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to try

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I have a blue balls machine.

a sybian half made up just need the vibrating bar to finish the insides.

a fm.com spreader/bondage chair built in burgandy leather, thats been updated to make it all remote controlled.

spreads the legs by one button lifts the legs by the other button.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The first time I used one on Saturday night absolutely fabulous. Will use one again.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can we buy one from ?

Or where can she try one out ?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for a good machine you pay alot for one, you can get a cheap one but just wont last though.

some swinging clubs do have one in them, but not all of them.

my advice try one out before you buy one, as you may not find the cost worth paying for one.

some of mine are homemade but are very safe to use, like most on the market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't they just make men redundant and we'd have to sign on some sex seekers allowance somewhere?

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"I have a blue balls machine.

a sybian half made up just need the vibrating bar to finish the insides.

a fm.com spreader/bondage chair built in burgandy leather, thats been updated to make it all remote controlled.

spreads the legs by one button lifts the legs by the other button. "

We have the blue balls XL too, but she has never tried it .... though it's been used a lot it's always in him!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Love to try"

Your welcome to try mine

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