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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Running a finger around the rim of a tin after it had been opened, ouch!

Ring pull tins are lethal, as the edges are razor sharp, and I have a cut finger to prove it!

Anyone done anything stupid lately?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yes I was told a plate was roasting hot.... and not to touch

I touched it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not lately but I have done in the past. Once decided that the fish tin I was undoing with the key, was very untidy so proceeded to untangle and sliced all my fingers think I said that I was a very silly billy

On another occasion, I made a casserole in a metal dish with a lid, took it out of the oven with oven gloves then took them off to take the lid off, ouch

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you silly billy!!!

i got in a lift today to go shopping and asked the litle girl who was excitedly pushing the buttons to press level 4 and i was already on level 4

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Running a finger around the rim of a tin after it had been opened, ouch!

Ring pull tins are lethal, as the edges are razor sharp, and I have a cut finger to prove it!

Anyone done anything stupid lately? "

ouch poor you xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Yes touched the bottom bit of the electric kettle with a wet cloth and got a free new spiky hairdo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

also, a long time ago i was bored waiting for my dad in the car and strated messing abut with the cigarette lighter, pushing it in and watching it change from red to normal colour

then decided to touch it and ended up with a lovely strupey burn on the tip of my finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You guys and gals make me laugh, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into a patio window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took the bathroom door handle off to varnish the door and the wind blew the door shut.

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

locked myself out of the house once felt a right numpty

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I took the bathroom door handle off to varnish the door and the wind blew the door shut.

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are you still stuck in the lav??? do we need to send out a rescue mission???

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow


"also, a long time ago i was bored waiting for my dad in the car and strated messing abut with the cigarette lighter, pushing it in and watching it change from red to normal colour

then decided to touch it and ended up with a lovely strupey burn on the tip of my finger "

same here... I suppose there must be an age limit for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly took the top of my finger off the other week with a tin can lucky the nail stopped it

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

Trying to get bread out of a mini oven without touching my bare hands on the sides.......

too lazy to put oven gloves on

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I took the bathroom door handle off to varnish the door and the wind blew the door shut.

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you wanna lay of the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running a finger around the rim of a tin after it had been opened, ouch!

Ring pull tins are lethal, as the edges are razor sharp, and I have a cut finger to prove it!

Anyone done anything stupid lately? "

i have noticed that most of these tins with ringpulls snap off before they open the tin.

useless. best keep the can opener close by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running a finger around the rim of a tin after it had been opened, ouch!

Ring pull tins are lethal, as the edges are razor sharp, and I have a cut finger to prove it!

Anyone done anything stupid lately?

i have noticed that most of these tins with ringpulls snap off before they open the tin.

useless. best keep the can opener close by "

aye or maybe you just don't know your own strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very tall so I have to stand on things to reach the top cupboards. I went to use my computer chair with wheels to stand on and was told that it was dangerous to do so as the kitchen floor is stone and they would reach it after they'd been to the loo.

As soon as there back was turned I did it - ended up falling and hitting the side of my head hard whilst the chair skidded across the room. Had to lie there for a while as I felt dizzy and sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running a finger around the rim of a tin after it had been opened, ouch!

Ring pull tins are lethal, as the edges are razor sharp, and I have a cut finger to prove it!

Anyone done anything stupid lately?

i have noticed that most of these tins with ringpulls snap off before they open the tin.

useless. best keep the can opener close by

aye or maybe you just don't know your own strength "

i pop cans like popeye misses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

burnt my hand badly at work on wed, even had 2 go 2 the hospital about it, on the plus i got away early!!! lol, but very painful,

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

My most recent was holding a sledge hammer in an awkward manner while trying to hit something awkward, ending up skinning my thumb two days before the RWB Party My only hospital visit because of an accident was when a beam from a concrete sectional garage I was building became dislodged due to the wind and it fell on my head! Thankfully, because I was walking under it, my movement lessened the impact. Still needed the wound to be "superglued" in hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been hit on the head by a garage door.

had an egg shape lump on me noggin when i woke up.

dark inside a garage when closed.

everyone thought id gone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to go to hospital when I went through my glass kitchen door by pushing it closed with my hand in the middle of the glass. I cut my wrist and had several stitches, I was thinking of having a tattoo to cover the scar as it looks as if I've self harmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided to use the hoover to empty the still warm ashes from the fire. Whole thing ignited on the livingroom floor. Lucky not to singe anything but height of stupidity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided to use the hoover to empty the still warm ashes from the fire. Whole thing ignited on the livingroom floor. Lucky not to singe anything but height of stupidity!"

could have been nasty that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago I decided to call my mum. My number are all stored in a phonebook saved on the phone.

I scrolled through the list, selected "K's mum and dad" and hit the dial button. At least, I thought I did.

Just as I heard the sound for the 'phone ringing at the other end, my mobile started to ring. My first thought was, "oh, that's typical, someone decides to call my mobile, just as I am ringing my mum."

Then I realised, I was calling my own mobile. I'd accidentally selected the phonebook entry 'K's mobile' which is directly before 'K's mum and dad' in the list.

Doh!

(well I *am* blonde...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looked at onemanonejar as _iew suggested on another thread

*boak*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and in mid April I did a real number on one of my big toes by dropping a big lump of the wall I was taking down on it.

Was I wearing safety boots? No, I was wearing canvas shoes.

Why was I wearing canvas shoes? Because I am impatient.

On deciding to take the wall down, and owning no safety boots, I went out to buy some. Most safety boots are bought by guys so stores tend to stock men's sizes. Nowhere had any that would fit me in stock. I went home and ordered some from the Internet but was too impatient to get one with the job so started it anyway.

The boots arrived the following day. The toe took three weeks to even begin looking normal, but I consider myself lucky it was just badly abraded and severely bruised, rather than totally mangled and broken.

Lesson learned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have thought of another one, a couple of years ago, I went up town with my kids clubbing for my birthday, came home and decided as I was cold (birthday is boxing day) that I should take a hot water bottle to bed with me, woke up in the morning with a 4inch by 2inch deep blister on my right leg, couldn't for the life of me work out how I got it until my friend at work told me there is a metal ring in the net of the water bottle have a small scar there now as I burst it and it got infected

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

slugged back a whole tumbler of Lambs Navy rum whilst standing close by a red hot 'old fashioned' pot belly boiler, gagged and spat out the rum as I was choking, the heat caused the alcohol to combust, the flames sped back to my mouth and head and I was ingulfed in fire fo a brief moment...long enough to need hospitalisation though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looked at onemanonejar as _iew suggested on another thread

*boak*

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Errrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... that reminds me of the time I checked out Blue Waffle as suggested by someone else on here

Don't do it

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

O fuck you Pearl Necklace, why did you have to start this thread? Another time after a good night out around Exeter whilst at University returned to the halls of residence and started daring one another to leap out of the apartment block windows. Don't" dare! TT! all was going swimmingly until I decided that the fth floor window was only one more number after the fourth floor, spent the rest of the night and morning as a number in the queue of the accident department of Exeter royal infirmary with a broken ankle! whoops!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"looked at onemanonejar as _iew suggested on another thread

*boak*

Errrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... that reminds me of the time I checked out Blue Waffle as suggested by someone else on here

Don't do it "

do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes touched the bottom bit of the electric kettle with a wet cloth and got a free new spiky hairdo "

What about the hair on ya head?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

first time I stayed at Soapy's, I went arse over tit and fell all the way down his stairs. went to the RWB social covered in scrapes and bruises and told everyone he had pushed me down them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first time I stayed at Soapy's, I went arse over tit and fell all the way down his stairs. went to the RWB social covered in scrapes and bruises and told everyone he had pushed me down them lol "

Yep I nearly phoned child line over that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first time I stayed at Soapy's, I went arse over tit and fell all the way down his stairs. went to the RWB social covered in scrapes and bruises and told everyone he had pushed me down them lol "

he as a habit of pushing woman over then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"first time I stayed at Soapy's, I went arse over tit and fell all the way down his stairs. went to the RWB social covered in scrapes and bruises and told everyone he had pushed me down them lol

he as a habit of pushing woman over then "

hahhahahahaha!!!!! i was just thinking of that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx

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