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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can you put your minimum slap on ?

Im starting now! 7.15........ Gooooooooo

granny goooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day to day bare minimum I can do in 2 minutes now!

For going out it's between 15 and 30 mins still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you put your minimum slap on ?

Im starting now! 7.15........ Gooooooooo

granny goooooooo"

Where you going chuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day to day less than a minute.

Night out... 7 mins

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Baby wipe around my 'Ampton and I'm good to go.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Stop ! 7.19

Go me FOUR mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 minutes. It's bare minimum slap.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can you put your minimum slap on ?

Im starting now! 7.15........ Gooooooooo

granny goooooooo

Where you going chuck ?"

Saturday is super sex night ...... snigger.

Nice boat tho.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop ! 7.19

Go me FOUR mins"

Only a minute more than me. Did you double up on the mascara?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within 2 mins. Although I failed to rub my foundation in properly the other day and suddenly noticed in the toilets at work that I had two circles of it on my cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a squirt of perfume count?

Bit of moisturiser.....

Don't own any makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My day to day bare minimum I can do in 2 minutes now!

For going out it's between 15 and 30 mins still

Us oldies need foundation to hide the bags.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Stop ! 7.19

Go me FOUR mins

Only a minute more than me. Did you double up on the mascara? "

Course....... one layer then lips then back to mazzy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Let me see..... God im gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wash and go don't even need to brush my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you put your minimum slap on ?

Im starting now! 7.15........ Gooooooooo

granny goooooooo

Where you going chuck ?

Saturday is super sex night ...... snigger. The

Nice boat tho....... "

Super sex ? Ha Ha

Awww bless you Granny x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can you put your minimum slap on ?

Im starting now! 7.15........ Gooooooooo

granny goooooooo

Where you going chuck ?

Saturday is super sex night ...... snigger. The

Nice boat tho.......

Super sex ? Ha Ha

Awww bless you Granny x"

Sweetheart....... bless your little ole shit shag self.

Hug your boat

cos it'll be the only thing docking ..... Fnarrrrrrr !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right. I have to dry my hair and powder my arse...

Scuse me. For some moments.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Recon at a push shower hair wash dry makeup to door an hour for a night out.

Daily I wouldnt bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours. It's a lot of layers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Recon at a push shower hair wash dry makeup to door an hour for a night out.

Daily I wouldnt bother

I can do it in 30 at a push. 45 easy. 2-3 hour luxury includes a de fuzz , moisturising and nails....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To nip to the shops...10 mins.

For a big night out...45 mins to an hour.

I'm a make up artist by trade though so I kind of have an excuse to make sure it's absolutely perfect!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

paper bags are useful at times

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Including hair ten minutes max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right. I have to dry my hair and powder my arse...

Scuse me. For some moments. "

That's gonna take more than 4 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Including hair, an hour minimum

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Minimum? Under 5 mins

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Recon at a push shower hair wash dry makeup to door an hour for a night out.

Daily I wouldnt bother

I can do it in 30 at a push. 45 easy. 2-3 hour luxury includes a de fuzz , moisturising and nails....

Fantastic that is quick. I dont get enough practice these days.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My minimum takes about 45 seconds. My maximum about 3 minutes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My minimum takes about 45 seconds. My maximum about 3 minutes.

so your minimum must be a lick of the lips and a slap round the cheeks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll time it & let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll time it & let you know

You still going?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My minimum takes about 45 seconds. My maximum about 3 minutes.

so your minimum must be a lick of the lips and a slap round the cheeks !"

I don't do the slap.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Splash of brut ... Sorted

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Splash of brut ... Sorted

Naked but aromatic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 s's in 10 minutes. Done.

The wait an hour for Mrs N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To nip to the shops...10 mins.

For a big night out...45 mins to an hour.

I'm a make up artist by trade though so I kind of have an excuse to make sure it's absolutely perfect!

Do you fancy teaching me how to do makeup? I'm absolutely hopeless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 minutes every day. 5 for a night out. I don't slap my make up on with a trowel, I prefer a more natural look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To nip to the shops...10 mins.

For a big night out...45 mins to an hour.

I'm a make up artist by trade though so I kind of have an excuse to make sure it's absolutely perfect!

Do you fancy teaching me how to do makeup? I'm absolutely hopeless!

Be happy to! I can't mail you though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never timed it but just to go out is pretty quick but I can do a full face that will take me awhile more for dates etc

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm okay in 2 or 3 minutes but I find it's the delay when I'm getting the plasterers around for a major slap over that kills quick meets. If I'm haggard, I might take 15, or less if my eyesight is jaded by tiredness and I can't see

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How long does it take a woman to put some bj lippy on ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does it take a woman to put some bj lippy on ffs

The stuff I use needs applying correctly and needs time to set then put a gloss over which also sets.. so worth it and doesnt smudge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five minutes is all I need .... ten minutes if I have decided to bother doing something to my hair

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

However long it takes the Polyfilla to dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, can we please have translations from women time to real time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, can we please have translations from women time to real time

Mine is real time. Try waking up late and having little to no time to apply make up... you learn how to do it all in five minutes whilst making coffee and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, can we please have translations from women time to real time

Mine is real time. Try waking up late and having little to no time to apply make up... you learn how to do it all in five minutes whilst making coffee and all that "

I don't want to learn how to apply make up, my skin is too masculine and it just slides off

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