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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that "

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks op you just reminded me to look into getting some help with my cleaning! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks op you just reminded me to look into getting some help with my cleaning! Xxx"

Maybe the Op could do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh... but its very true. Makes you think what their personal hygiene may be like then!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds..."

Sorry about that but I do live in Rotherham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why I crop lot of my pics. Saves me tidying.I just block background out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fook im on a boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks op you just reminded me to look into getting some help with my cleaning! Xxx

Maybe the Op could do it for you. "
now that's a good idea. Ooooopppppppppp?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a post about anal sex

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that "

What sort of people?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

What sort of people? "

The sort with shitholes in the background

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was expecting a rant about gaping bum pics...feel disappointed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitholes as in like having a long drop in the middle of the room

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By *amianoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I thought this was going to be a post about anal sex

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so did I lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life."

i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot up the fartpipe = sticky shithole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life."

Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.

She'd unsettle my cat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now.

Stop going for Pound Shop Therapy. You know you don't want that crap.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.

She'd unsettle my cat

She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.

She'd unsettle my cat

She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer. "

Lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

i will buy more shit, it's in my nature now.

Stop going for Pound Shop Therapy. You know you don't want that crap. "

it's ebay. china is selling way too many nice clothes and underwear and jewellery.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..

actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..

actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..

No! Not her. Not old Kirsty thunderthighs..... she whatsits neice....the one that does flowery cushion covers and make up bags that are the same price as a small house in Wales...

She gets on my saggies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit OCD with cleanliness but not the most organised. Can look like my wardrobes exploded at times

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Yep, because what we really need right now is another feckin reality fly on the wall type programme where some expert does a make over on ones gaff..

actually, Kirsty whats her name could front it..

No! Not her. Not old Kirsty thunderthighs..... she whatsits neice....the one that does flowery cushion covers and make up bags that are the same price as a small house in Wales...

She gets on my saggies. "

yeah but she has a posh voice so when she turns up to some single guys place with her camera crew it would be fun to have her say 'and you can disinfect that sky remote too'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers. "

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Was expecting a rant about gaping bum pics...feel disappointed now

Me too, but it still mad me chuckle reading replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit OCD with cleanliness but not the most organised. Can look like my wardrobes exploded at times

My hands are ruined by cleaning products.

My bedroom looks like there's been a small war in there.

To be fair, it's not all my mess and I don't have a lot of time to tidy up most weeks. I have a blitz when I have a couple of free days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.

Well ..... that or a huge remote.

Carrot anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Maybe we should couple up to balance it out ha ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Maybe we should couple up to balance it out ha ha "

Jesus ...... cleanest house in the street especially as you'd make the sex therapist wear carpet slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.

Well ..... that or a huge remote.

Carrot anyone ?"

Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.

Well ..... that or a huge remote.

Carrot anyone ?

Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating

Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?"

Philandery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.

Well ..... that or a huge remote.

Carrot anyone ?

Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating

Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds...

Sorry about that but I do live in Rotherham."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Are you a shit shag ? Are you trying to attract women ? Buy a boat ? It's FAB's number 1 penis substitute.

Well ..... that or a huge remote.

Carrot anyone ?

Now now Granny no need to get jealous and lamp post urinating

Im not jealous of your boat! But when you two are having sex...... i'm nicking her slippers. "

I'm keeping them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?

Philandery?"

One happy man, one very unhappy woman.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?

Philandery?

One happy man, one very unhappy woman."

or vice versa..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?

Philandery?

One happy man, one very unhappy woman."

He can't keep your house sparkling and make your fanny light up as well ! No pleasing some women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can either make me or my house look presentable... I can't do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds... I'd be mortified if my house was anything like that

Someone who is not tidy may be great at sex.

Someone who is unhygenic would be difficult to have sex with.

Someone might be lazy.

Someone else might have mental health issues.

Whatever you do select your meets carefully.

E.G. stay well away from judgemental name callers.

I'm really untidy at home. But I'm the one who has to clear it up.

I am, however, a great fuck

Im a shit shag but got a spotless house

Can't be good at everything

Take one great fuck and add one shit shag. What do you get ?

Philandery?

One happy man, one very unhappy woman.

He can't keep your house sparkling and make your fanny light up as well ! No pleasing some women."

Can he make my fanny sparkle though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can either make me or my house look presentable... I can't do both

I do neither.

Unless I'm going for a fuck; then I make a bit of an effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's why I crop lot of my pics. Saves me tidying.I just block background out

So does the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can either make me or my house look presentable... I can't do both

I do neither.

Unless I'm going for a fuck; then I make a bit of an effort

Well obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be a post about anal sex

Fell of the chair laughing at that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I got told off by a guy on here once because I had a cardboard box on top of my chest of drawers and my book shelf was too cluttered... apparently it made me look scratty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

When hes sat down having a no 2

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"i'm untidy, i do tidy up but there's always some clutter replacing it asap.

We need to get you on one of those life programmes and de cluttered to within an inch of your life.

Wouldn't have psycho kim round though.

She'd unsettle my cat

She's a cleaner not a de cluttererererer. "

And not a psycho. I like her even more since Big Brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

When hes sat down having a no 2

Oh god, I hadn't even considered what else might be going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

When hes sat down having a no 2

Oh god, I hadn't even considered what else might be going on!

You not out on the razz tonight then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

When hes sat down having a no 2

Oh god, I hadn't even considered what else might be going on!

You not out on the razz tonight then ?"

Not yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i had a very humbling moment when i first went into community mental health support work - there was the 'local dirty loud mouth lady' you know the one you look at and think use a bar of soap please - - well this lady had so many problems that for her to be actually out and about was the best it got for her so now i never judge people by looks and suroundings - however - this doesnt mean i would have sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its worse if its a Dick pic over a dirty toilet

What if the toilet was clean ?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"What is with some people posting pictures on here with absolute shitholes in the backgrounds...

Sorry about that but I do live in Rotherham."

Hahahaha haha post of the day!!!!

Good work sir!

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