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Buttons, Gggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whoever invented button flies needs a slap. What a fucking stupid idea.

At best they're a pain in the arse. At worst a fucking nightmare.

When your a wee bit d*unk and you need to go to the loo you can't undo the bloody things, the only way to do it quickly it to undo your belt. That don't look good in a pub loo. "What the fuck is he doing".

Even worse, is when if your lucky enough to be with a lady. Seriously most don't have a bloody clue, she's rubbing you, clutching at you and then she hits the fucking button fly.

Gggrrrr for god sake just let it free, but after a few minutes fumbling around you just go ok ok hold it there I'll sort it. Zips are so much easier.

Anyway ladies! Here is the trick "and don't say I told you"

Simply undo the belt " be wary though it may be going across your arse". Then pop the main first button. After that just firmly pull the two sides apart.

Tada. You not have complete access. Well possibly if we let you.

Sorry to the guys out there! May have just given away a trade secret.

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith

you're not wrong

however it does prevent the todger-zip interface pain! not that I've done that since being about 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes we fumble with the buttons to frustrate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asking us lady's to rip your trousers off? XXX

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Oh I like them.. each button a little bit closer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the buttons, builds the anticipation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you're not wrong

however it does prevent the todger-zip interface pain! not that I've done that since being about 6 "

Yes I get this. I've bled so many times due to that particular combination of flesh and metal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes we fumble with the buttons to frustrate you "

That's just evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I like them.. each button a little bit closer.."

So what your saying is that you girls actually do it on purpose.

Gggrrrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon more guys fumble with undoing bra straps than ladies struggle with button flies myself. I'm happy to be proven wrong,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you asking us lady's to rip your trousers off? XXX"

Sometimes yes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon more guys fumble with undoing bra straps than ladies struggle with button flies myself. I'm happy to be proven wrong, "

Trust me I have no issue when it comes to that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone forced you to buy button flies?

I prefer unbuttoning a man's trousers, there's more anticipation than with a zip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has someone forced you to buy button flies?

I prefer unbuttoning a man's trousers, there's more anticipation than with a zip. "

this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love button up pants - but you dont have to wear them if they bug you damn much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has someone forced you to buy button flies?

I prefer unbuttoning a man's trousers, there's more anticipation than with a zip. "

No, but you know what it's like. You see something you like and you buy it. I'm fortunate that my size never changes. Hence I don't need to try stuff on.

Only on getting home do I realise the failing of my impulsiveness lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love button up pants - but you dont have to wear them if they bug you damn much "

They're just a bitch if you have an urgent need, be it sexual or otherwise lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They're easy enough to undo when the jeans have been washed several hundred times, but when brand new they're a nightmare gone wrong if you're bursting for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I like them.. each button a little bit closer..

So what your saying is that you girls actually do it on purpose.

Gggrrrr lol"

Of course,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're easy enough to undo when the jeans have been washed several hundred times, but when brand new they're a nightmare gone wrong if you're bursting for a piss "

See it's not just me then.

I don't feel so alone now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I like them.. each button a little bit closer..

So what your saying is that you girls actually do it on purpose.

Gggrrrr lol

Of course, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I like them.. each button a little bit closer..

So what your saying is that you girls actually do it on purpose.

Gggrrrr lol

Of course, "

Women are like cats fundamentally evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love button up pants - but you dont have to wear them if they bug you damn much "

Don't mind them in general terms. But when that urgency takes you. Ooh sometimes you think just release me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love button up pants - but you dont have to wear them if they bug you damn much "

Incidentally. I've just looked at your profile. I would sort it for you lol

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Working in a clothing shop has its advantages - I've learned to undo all kinds of fastenings with just one hand.

I can sneakily undress a guy without him realising what I'm doing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What if you meet someone with Koumpounophobia?

OP, your tip may be useful but I have trouble even getting the belt undone when I'm excited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working in a clothing shop has its advantages - I've learned to undo all kinds of fastenings with just one hand.

I can sneakily undress a guy without him realising what I'm doing "

I have the same skills when it comes to brasseries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever got their cock caught in a button fly.

End of thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore looking into his eyes when I undo each button ... licking my lips in between .... and he goes to help and I push his hands away..... it's a delicious anticipation ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefare a button fly..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I adore looking into his eyes when I undo each button ... licking my lips in between .... and he goes to help and I push his hands away..... it's a delicious anticipation .. "

Now this I understand. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in a clothing shop has its advantages - I've learned to undo all kinds of fastenings with just one hand.

I can sneakily undress a guy without him realising what I'm doing

I have the same skills when it comes to brasseries "

You open the menu with one hand?

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