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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What can you offer to tempt another Fabber into your Bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinder bueno

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i have a fully functional vagina.

don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I have cake a ready supply of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cake a ready supply of cake "

This would have me fucking sold

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I have cake a ready supply of cake

This would have me fucking sold"

ahh but is it me or my cake your after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace boobs, great pussy and cock. Plus, we'll cook breakfast in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a fully functional vagina.

don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Nothing seems to work.

1million pounds, I've not tried this yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cba. ya either want it or ya don't. xxx

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By *arkwolfMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a twix if that would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count) "

No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an excellent cook and will happily cook tea and breakfast for my guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)

No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely "

Yes but only in the guest wing...... I use the good stuff in the main house.....

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Respect and the knowledge she want be leaving without a smile on her face oh and a return ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am cheap, just a decent cuppa and i am yours, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I'm not sharing my bed with any of you filthy fuckers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

One owner Classic Sam for sale 50p or w.h.y

All offers considered and happy to be a butler to the ladies and cater for her every whim and fantasy

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goodness - sounds bigheaded when you sell yourself - apparently im very sweet to taste - many people have commented on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can you offer to tempt another Fabber into your Bed."

you mean, what can they offer me?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I will be home alone later and enough ingredients to bake many many cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a unicorn in my bed...I will share cuddles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a fully functional vagina.

don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."

That made me laugh, a lot.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I have a pulse "

That's a good feature to have but not strictly necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will let you. Lol

Nah, we are both oral fiends and incredibly generous with our skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new red dress seems to be doing the trick just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seasoned beef curtains

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will let you. Lol

Nah, we are both oral fiends and incredibly generous with our skills. "

Oh hello

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By *az1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi I'm looking for a couple or single lady for regular meets. I've been in this scene and the swinging lifestyle for a while now so am quite experienced and got plenty of ideas, some of which I've put on my profile if anyone would like to read x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little bit crazy , but they do say the crazy ones are the best in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome! "

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious "

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are! "

Oh, go on pleasssseeee

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

Oh, go on pleasssseeee "

Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'll let you play with my ball

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith


"My new red dress seems to be doing the trick just now "

its done the trick for me too - boing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably not the ugliest fella on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll let you play with my ball "

Yes please...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can you offer to tempt another Fabber into your Bed."

I'm a great ride.sure what more do they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give exceptional bjs!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm quite good fun and I give excellent cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you play with my ball "

Only if you play with mine after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

Oh, go on pleasssseeee

Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist "

Did you make them yourself?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

Oh, go on pleasssseeee

Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist

Did you make them yourself?"

Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feed 5000 with one fish and a loaf of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them."

Finally, somebody who responds similarly to me to food

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

Oh, go on pleasssseeee

Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist

Did you make them yourself?

Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them."

I can teach you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well seasoned beef curtains

Ruby"

that is too good not to reply to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade pancakes with cream egg melted on top...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 taste of this delicious chocolate man & ur hooked like crack haha

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Did you make them yourself?

Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them.

I can teach you "

I'll put my pinny on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an electric blanket. Tempting enough? No?

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an electric blanket. Tempting enough? No?

I'll get my coat. "

Won't you be too hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 12 cream eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy boots and massive cock haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dignity. You left it here the previous week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy boots and massive cock haha "

Go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kinder bueno "
wouldn't mind sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly nothing as I only get old, ugly guys messaging me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly nothing as I only get old, ugly guys messaging me!!! "

But we're the best sort of guys

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

I have 3 bottles of wine and a tub of haribos.

What more could a girl want...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Nothing seems to work. i am seek nice female for fun maybe a couple but seem i doing something wrong or is everyone picky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im offering my preciuos time with a tight firm arse, a modicum of stamina and a healthy adventurous kinky mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a fully functional vagina.

don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a fully functional vagina.

don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."

1st line of this, should win 'comment of the day'

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

After today I think my stock has been damaged. I'll wait till Brexit takes the spotlight and try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great cuppa, any takers?

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith


"My sexy boots and massive cock haha "

I have magic fingers and the boots are good, you can keep the cock though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A creative mind and nimble fingers on offer here...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not very good at selling myself tbh but I'm great company and have a masters in kissing for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not very good at selling myself tbh but I'm great company and have a masters in kissing for starters "

Pictures paint a thousand words, sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well seasoned beef curtains

Ruby

that is too good not to reply to"

Ruby

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's a secret and you won't know unless I fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this include cash.

What about £100 and I'd clean your car...

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By *fro-samuraiiMan
over a year ago

s


"A bud "

Looool I second that

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"What can you offer to tempt another Fabber into your Bed."

I washed my bedding yesterday - and very occasionally I don't snore or fart! That good enough for you op?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Coke and hookers?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Coke and hookers?"

Is the diet and caffeine free?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Coke and hookers?

Is the diet and caffeine free? "

Yes...

But not for thre reasons you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)

No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely "

Crikey they must be as thick as tarpaulin !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well-mannered, humorous, no-pressure, relaxed fun if you meet with me. Oh, and a bacon-roll and a mug of tea...mustn't forget the bacon-roll and mug of tea to help your jelly-legs recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a furry heater, will keep you warm and cozy

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

A bottle of Morgan spice, double bed, me at your service to please your needs and a good cuppa and breakup in the morning ... if your nice I'll chuck in massage!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'd not sell myself...

Find it aqward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm a fat chick with crip sticks and a gammy leg but once you've taken my pyjama bottoms and soft cotton oversized top off I've got saggy tits, bingo wings, stretch marks, ingrown hair scars, cracked nail varnish on my toes, and fingernails bitten down to stubs. I'm also a really nice person, so I'm the whole package really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!

Oooo sounds delightfully delicious

I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!

Oh, go on pleasssseeee

Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist "

Oh... Why did I leave it so long for the answer

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blonde have manly shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm blonde have manly shoulders "

Ahh rubbish it's Sunday now....that comment is null invoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My virginity.

*coughs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's officially Sunday but face pics are up til morning

Whether that sells us is something else all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girlfriend experience. I will text you endlessly and whine when you dont reply straight away. I will come to your home and gently critisise it. I will leave air fresheners around and put creepy little home sweet home signs everywhere. I will be really posessive and hate all your friends. You can fuck me but I wont enjoy it much. Your best mate is more attractive anyway. Fancy a three way?

Removes tongue from cheek and leaves...

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

I will be ephemeral in your life...

I will be eternal in your memories...

Adrian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

cake...i can offer cake

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name


"Ooh. "

I will be...in your soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh. "

Aah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cake...i can offer cake "

Fish or Jaffa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh.

I will be...in your soul"

You jolly well could be. That is a great profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The promise of restraints and a strap-on? If that fails, flashing my tits and arse always works

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name


"Ooh.

I will be...in your soul

You jolly well could be. That is a great profile"

...and those are two sensual and edible legs. I can't imagine the rest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh.

I will be...in your soul

You jolly well could be. That is a great profile

...and those are two sensual and edible legs. I can't imagine the rest..."

The rest is very tactile and sensual however it is currently under wraps

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name


"

The rest is very tactile and sensual however it is currently under wraps"

To unwrap gifts is so exciting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cake...i can offer cake "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a fat chick with crip sticks and a gammy leg but once you've taken my pyjama bottoms and soft cotton oversized top off I've got saggy tits, bingo wings, stretch marks, ingrown hair scars, cracked nail varnish on my toes, and fingernails bitten down to stubs. I'm also a really nice person, so I'm the whole package really. "

Lmfao. U mean I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza, rose wine, Ben & Jerry's cookie dough, Showbox & chill.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i want to marry most of the guys who posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cake...i can offer cake

Deal "

I can offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feed 5000 with one fish and a loaf of bread "

Jesus and a sinner... nice combo

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By *ragon-tattMan
over a year ago

runcorn

Well currently, after a successful experiment..my bed smells like red berries and vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feed 5000 with one fish and a loaf of bread

Jesus and a sinner... nice combo"

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'll leave again after our meet... that's what you'll want most at that time

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