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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Send naughty messages to lonely Welshmen to distract yourself from the pain. Obviously. | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. ![]() ![]() It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you ![]() | |||
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"I'm enjoying my hot milky coffee.. Mmmmmm slurp slurp.. this fresh full fat blue top tastes lurverly .. mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm ![]() You naughty man teasing me like that. You need your bum spanking. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() ![]() Sex for milk? That'd be a new one ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not really, but you're way too young to remember Benny Hill's character. Actually, I'm a bit too young even! | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. ![]() ![]() ![]() Only one solution. Have me in your bed the night before. I'd have got up and walked for you. ![]() | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh man, now you tell me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? ![]() It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Just sent some by air mail lol ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() Ah thank you ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() ![]() Your more than welcome ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd love to but it's a bit too far, sorry. If its any consolation my white coffee is delicious, may even have a 2nd one ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Get on the internet and get some milk delivered. Simples ![]() | |||
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"Ask a neighbour? They live 2 miles away" Closer than the shop! | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() I feel your pain, I too am hungover..... but I am without bacon. Help ![]() | |||
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"Buy a goat ![]() ![]() Lady who lady who lady who who ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Have it black you'll never go back ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() sperm is a similar colour ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() or learn to like it black the way it should be. ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() Make them walk to the shop! | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() in that case not your fault - make them get some for you ![]() | |||
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"Buy a goat ![]() ![]() ![]() I do hope you haven't been listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson...brings a whole new meaning to what you just said LMAO | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() I've got back up coffee whitener for hubby for just these situations. I used to be a girl guide ![]() ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() That's fucking horrific! You have my every sympathy x Ruby | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that | |||
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"Post a meet for this morning, you never know yer luck ![]() ![]() Haha would you reply to it? ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. | |||
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"Post a meet for this morning, you never know yer luck ![]() ![]() ![]() You bet I would ![]() ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd move closer to old Durham town I'd move closer to old Durham town ![]() | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? ![]() I know a couple of fellas who'd happily walk 509 miles, I'll give them a call ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? ![]() ![]() When they go can they bring back ..... ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm on the next train ![]() | |||
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"simple - just be more organised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You should. It's a fantastic city. And the women are mighty fine too ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Put ice cream in it or squirty cream | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk ![]() ![]() oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone ![]() | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk ![]() ![]() ![]() You could meet up at Costa's ![]() | |||
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"Buy a goat ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too, it's nice in a curry! | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd have to walk 5 miles ![]() | |||
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"Any cows in the nearest field to milk ![]() Nope, they are beef cows not milkers ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() flash the milkman when you see him delivering to next door ![]() | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You must be a well fit bird .. all this walking ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't, I drive everywhere ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() Next door is 2 miles away. He'd need to have damn good eyesight to see me ![]() | |||
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"Bloody hell. In all seriousness how do you cope being so isolated? At least I have hubby's car as back up. And neighbours. " It's not an issue usually. I have my own car but I left it in the town last night as I couldn't drive home after drinking. I love where I live. It isn't isolated at all, just seems it when I've ran out of milk ![]() | |||
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"Ring your bestie - invite them round for a cuppa. Tell them to go to Costa en route!" Best suggestion yet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll bring you some milk. ![]() I'm waiting.............. ![]() | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? ![]() ![]() I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping ![]() | |||
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"always have a sample of spunk in the freezer just in case " Like gross ,! | |||
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"Ring your bestie - invite them round for a cuppa. Tell them to go to Costa en route! Best suggestion yet ![]() ![]() Did someone call????? | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() Via costa drive through. ![]() | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nearest one of those is 20 miles away ![]() | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Heading in the direction of Manchester? I do t see problems, i see opportunities. ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Once you go black you'll never go back....apparently. ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() ![]() Nothing worse than being hung over and no coffee | |||
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"That was me last week but panic overted when I remembered the squirty cream in the bottom of the fridge! Lol x " I'm so glad I re-read that. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did you get some milk?" No not yet. I'm gagging for it. | |||
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"Did you get some sex? No not yet. I'm gagging for it." ![]() | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do ![]() Go black , you'll never go back. | |||
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