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"always have a sample of spunk in the freezer just in case " | |||
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"always have a sample of spunk in the freezer just in case " | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Send naughty messages to lonely Welshmen to distract yourself from the pain. Obviously. | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. " It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones " Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you | |||
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"I'm enjoying my hot milky coffee.. Mmmmmm slurp slurp.. this fresh full fat blue top tastes lurverly .. mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm " You naughty man teasing me like that. You need your bum spanking. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you " Sex for milk? That'd be a new one | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you Sex for milk? That'd be a new one " Not really, but you're way too young to remember Benny Hill's character. Actually, I'm a bit too young even! | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy " Only one solution. Have me in your bed the night before. I'd have got up and walked for you. | |||
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"Walk to the shop. It'll wake you up and return for the reward of a great cup of coffee. It's 5 miles away, I ain't walking that in the weather. I may be cray but not that crazy Only one solution. Have me in your bed the night before. I'd have got up and walked for you. " Oh man, now you tell me | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? " It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Just sent some by air mail lol | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Just sent some by air mail lol " Ah thank you | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Just sent some by air mail lol Ah thank you " Your more than welcome | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Quite a bit nearer and I'd bring you some. As I'm not, put extra sugar in and have it black. Then when you've woken a bit more go get some milk lazy bones Nearest shop is 5 miles away, my car is where I left it last night and I ain't walking. Just bring me some please. I'd thank you " I'd love to but it's a bit too far, sorry. If its any consolation my white coffee is delicious, may even have a 2nd one | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Get on the internet and get some milk delivered. Simples | |||
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"Ask a neighbour? They live 2 miles away" Closer than the shop! | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " I feel your pain, I too am hungover..... but I am without bacon. Help | |||
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"Buy a goat " Lady who lady who lady who who | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Have it black you'll never go back | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " sperm is a similar colour | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx" or learn to like it black the way it should be. | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx" I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out." Make them walk to the shop! | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out." in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full | |||
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"Buy a goat goats are cute. I'd like a goat " I do hope you haven't been listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson...brings a whole new meaning to what you just said LMAO | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full " I've got back up coffee whitener for hubby for just these situations. I used to be a girl guide | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full " You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " That's fucking horrific! You have my every sympathy x Ruby | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though " i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that | |||
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"Post a meet for this morning, you never know yer luck Sexy milf looking for a sexy man, milk and gsoh essential " Haha would you reply to it? | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that " Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. | |||
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"Post a meet for this morning, you never know yer luck Sexy milf looking for a sexy man, milk and gsoh essential Haha would you reply to it? " You bet I would | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too." I'd move closer to old Durham town I'd move closer to old Durham town | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather." I know a couple of fellas who'd happily walk 509 miles, I'll give them a call | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too." me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee | |||
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"Go to the shop maybe? It would be a 5 mile walk there then 5 miles back. I ain't doing that in this weather. I know a couple of fellas who'd happily walk 509 miles, I'll give them a call " When they go can they bring back ..... | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee" I'm on the next train | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. I'd move closer to old Durham town I'd move closer to old Durham town " You should. It's a fantastic city. And the women are mighty fine too | |||
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"simple - just be more organised xxx I know, my bad. My family used it all last night while I was out. in that case not your fault - make them get some for you i always use the uht milk and have half a cupboard full You can't find the scissors to open the crumpets though i do use scissors but bugs the hell out of me that i need to do that Damn, who mentioned crumpets, I could do with those too. me - you want to come to me - i got both - crumpets and milky coffee I'm on the next train " | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Put ice cream in it or squirty cream | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk" | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk " oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone " You could meet up at Costa's | |||
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"Buy a goat goats are cute. I'd like a goat " Me too, it's nice in a curry! | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone You could meet up at Costa's " I'd have to walk 5 miles | |||
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"Any cows in the nearest field to milk " Nope, they are beef cows not milkers | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " flash the milkman when you see him delivering to next door | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone You could meet up at Costa's I'd have to walk 5 miles " You must be a well fit bird .. all this walking | |||
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"Pull some udders in nearby fields, closer than shops and neighbours. Post a Social meet - for coffee, if they bring milk oh yeah -- look on 'who is nearby' on your phone You could meet up at Costa's I'd have to walk 5 miles You must be a well fit bird .. all this walking " I don't, I drive everywhere | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do flash the milkman when you see him delivering to next door " Next door is 2 miles away. He'd need to have damn good eyesight to see me | |||
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"Bloody hell. In all seriousness how do you cope being so isolated? At least I have hubby's car as back up. And neighbours. " It's not an issue usually. I have my own car but I left it in the town last night as I couldn't drive home after drinking. I love where I live. It isn't isolated at all, just seems it when I've ran out of milk | |||
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"Ring your bestie - invite them round for a cuppa. Tell them to go to Costa en route!" Best suggestion yet | |||
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"I'll bring you some milk. " I'm waiting.............. | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now. " I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping | |||
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"always have a sample of spunk in the freezer just in case " Like gross ,! | |||
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"Ring your bestie - invite them round for a cuppa. Tell them to go to Costa en route! Best suggestion yet " Did someone call????? | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now. I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping " Via costa drive through. | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now. I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping Via costa drive through. " Nearest one of those is 20 miles away | |||
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"Have you not sorted this out yet? Where is it you live, I could have made my way to you and brewed it myself by now. I'm waiting for a lift to go and collect my car, then I'm going grocery shopping Via costa drive through. Nearest one of those is 20 miles away " Heading in the direction of Manchester? I do t see problems, i see opportunities. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Once you go black you'll never go back....apparently. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do Once you go black you'll never go back....apparently. " Nothing worse than being hung over and no coffee | |||
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"That was me last week but panic overted when I remembered the squirty cream in the bottom of the fridge! Lol x " I'm so glad I re-read that. It was a whole different post otherwise | |||
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"Did you get some milk?" No not yet. I'm gagging for it. | |||
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"Did you get some sex? No not yet. I'm gagging for it." Im just being presumptuous with the next question. | |||
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"I'm slightly hungovered and craving a coffee but I have NO MILK !!! What's a girl to do " Go black , you'll never go back. | |||
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