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that sinking feeling(who ever invented baby wipes is my hero)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.

The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.

Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.

I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it

It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.

Thank god for baby wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story bro

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Isn't it horrible when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it horrible when that happens. "

Not just me then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool story bro "

Figured it may make someone giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was on antibiotics this describes ever trip to the toilet i took

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When i was on antibiotics this describes ever trip to the toilet i took "

Dude feeling your pain

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Isn't it horrible when that happens.

Not just me then lol"

When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was on antibiotics this describes ever trip to the toilet i took

Dude feeling your pain "

3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They block the drains! I hate baby wipes for that reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.

The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.

Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.

I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it

It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.

Thank god for baby wipes."

i like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.

The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.

Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.

I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it

It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.

Thank god for baby wipes.

i like that "

Smiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They block the drains! I hate baby wipes for that reason. "

In an emergency I'm sure your opinion may change lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it horrible when that happens.

Not just me then lol

When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all. "

That's when socks get sacrificed lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Isn't it horrible when that happens.

Not just me then lol

When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all.

That's when socks get sacrificed lol"

I think his socks and pants sacrificed themselves that day.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Remember flushing baby wipes is causing many blocked drains and water treatment problems due to synthetic components and swelling, clumping etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it horrible when that happens.

Not just me then lol

When our son was 4 he drank way too much blackkcurrant squash made with real fruit juice. We were out, he couldn't wait, the toilet I eventually got him to had no toilet paper at all.

That's when socks get sacrificed lol

I think his socks and pants sacrificed themselves that day."

Hilarious

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"Remember flushing baby wipes is causing many blocked drains and water treatment problems due to synthetic components and swelling, clumping etc"

I think you can get ones that decompose quickly now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you can get flushable ones that break down like toilet paper

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.

The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.

Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.

I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it

It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.

Thank god for baby wipes."

Eh! Shit happens man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Driving up the motorway and all of sudden I get that horrible sensation in my stomach. You know the one that says you know you really shouldn't eat curry.

The last service station is behind me and there's nothing between me and my depot.

Twenty miles further on doubled over the steering wheel sweat pouring out my forehead I pull into the yard.

I slam the handbrake on and jump from the cab and leg it. I break into the cubicle and reach for the loo roll, it's at this point I curse my clumsiness. Like an epileptic on speed I fumble it

It flies into the air making a fantastic arc that ends in a definitive plop. I have to fish aforementioned soggy loo roll out before sprinting back to the truck.

Thank god for baby wipes.

Eh! Shit happens man! "

Congratulations I was waiting for someone to say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah you can get flushable ones that break down like toilet paper"

Except they don't and it's those that are clogging up the drains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So did u shit your pants... I'm confused?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did u shit your pants... I'm confused?"

No thankfully not lol,

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