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I'm not saying I'm a bad ass, but...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never eat spiralized courgette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I crossed the road while the green man was flashing*

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*I will let your sordid minds do your worst with that phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take the tea bag out with my fingers.

Hard as nails, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't always wear my specs that is what makes me bad arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use shower gel in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use shower gel in the bath."

That's the Dogs danglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Sunday roasts, at dinner, on a weeknight.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Where it says " lather, rinse, repeat" on a bottle of hair shampoo, ....I don't repeat....Yeah, you heard right, cos I'm a rebel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just beat the hell out of my cake mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wearing my knickers inside out for luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just beat the hell out of my cake mix "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im badasd cos my mum told me not to play with naughty boys but I do anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Sunday roasts, at dinner, on a weeknight.

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Having dinner at night??? Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Sunday roasts, at dinner, on a weeknight.

Having dinner at night??? Weird"

I'm trying posh on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took medication be for eating .... Hard or what Del

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

I treat Jaffa cakes as if they were biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just beat the hell out of my cake mix "
. is that an euphemism xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 "
naughty boy over my knee you go xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 naughty boy over my knee you go xx"

You won't be able to handle my weight. I'm full of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum said I could have a biscuit out the cupboard. But I took 2 naughty boy over my knee you go xx

You won't be able to handle my weight. I'm full of biscuits "
ohhh I think id manage xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Listerine extra strong. Kills 99% of germs within a 5 mile radius of my gob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I play rock paper scissors I throw in dynamite so I never lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've completed the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've completed the internet.

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on hard difficulty.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I eat a whole packet of extra strong mints then drink a glass of freezing cold milk from the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat a whole packet of extra strong mints then drink a glass of freezing cold milk from the fridge

S"

*drops to knees to offer congratulatory blow job*

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I read books in the shower without getting them wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made holy water

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I used my phone in the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a kebab on a school night and completely sober

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I eat a whole packet of extra strong mints then drink a glass of freezing cold milk from the fridge

S

*drops to knees to offer congratulatory blow job*"

Accepted

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't compete with you lol. xxx

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I don't dunk my ginger snaps in my tea before I eat them. Geet hard me

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

You don't want to no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used the Internet during work time for my own personal use. Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went out the house with wet hair! Double Hard Bad Ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went out the house with wet hair! Double Hard Bad Ass!! "

You'll catch a cold.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I once walked 200yds in broad daylight to turn the alarm off in my car.

In just my boxers

S

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.

I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass "

10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.

I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though "

I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. Yes. xxx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.

I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though

I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. "Who said that ?". xxx"

Sorted that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was pushed by a guy in the street. I shouted "Don't say 'excuse me'then" as he went around the corner.

I had to wait 20 secs til he reached the corner though

I do this all the time. Today I dragged myself into town. Even had my stick out cos I was feeling so poorly. After the fith person had bumped into me or cut me up or not held the door open for me I shouted I am fuckin invisible to witch someone said. "Who said that ?". xxx

Sorted that for you."
ta xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once walked 200yds in broad daylight to turn the alarm off in my car.

In just my boxers

S"

bow chicka bow wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went swimming.....straight after eating a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass "

I own an Android and not an iphone.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

My mom told me never to speak to strangers,now I do it everyday

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass

I own an Android and not an iphone."

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I went to a swinging club and didn't fuck anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I washed up without wearing my marigolds

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I treat Jaffa cakes as if they were biscuits "

That's just insanity!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read books in the shower without getting them wet. "

That's not badass, that's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass

I own an Android and not an iphone."

My Nokia isn't even a smartphone.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've cooked food after the use by date

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a bad ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...last night, I had an 'After 8', at 7:45

What makes you a bad ass

I own an Android and not an iphone.

My Nokia isn't even a smartphone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bath on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a pint a milk out window at night to save going down to make coffee first thing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've always got milk for my coffee ... see disaster thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat a full packet of fruits pastilles without chewing. Takes me all day but I'm one determined sucky fucker!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook pasta 'Al dente'.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I let our dog eat brussel sprouts

S

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