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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So.....i have a voucher.

Do i go for it?

How painful is it on a scale of ;

1- "razor nick" to 10- "oh god the veet is inside me!!!!"?

And how long does the effect last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha- no idea!

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For refernece mt craxk is about as hairy as my belly.

But the cheeks oddly smooth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Find the voucher episode of housos.. there is a crack mentioned in this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find the voucher episode of housos.. there is a crack mentioned in this "

I have literally no idea what this means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for it and please do report your experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing does hurt but it's over before you've had chance to think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing....... ever watched the movie ' the 40 year old virgin ' ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Find the voucher episode of housos.. there is a crack mentioned in this

I have literally no idea what this means"

Google and YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you can handle a bit of pain. Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've volunteered yourself and the ladies will be expecting pics afterwards

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Waxing....... ever watched the movie ' the 40 year old virgin ' ? "

That's what popped into my mind too

Yes, it smarts a bit, but it's over quickly and I think the results are worth it

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I had all of me done apart from down there and it did smart but not too much. Obviously enough to put me off going all the way.. for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.....i have a voucher.

Do i go for it?

How painful is it on a scale of ;

1- "razor nick" to 10- "oh god the veet is inside me!!!!"?

And how long does the effect last."

How painful would be noted on who gave you the voucher. A good friend? Or an enemy?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Ha - don't be such a wuss. It'll be over in a few moments ... compared to the slow torture that epilating your nether regions is.

It varies, but most people will have an ultra smooth effect from waxing for 2 to 3 weeks, before new hair starts showing again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[hair removed by poster....it fucking hurts! !... at 24/02/17 05:54:53]"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"So.....i have a voucher.

Do i go for it?

How painful is it on a scale of ;

1- "razor nick" to 10- "oh god the veet is inside me!!!!"?

And how long does the effect last."

Just do it. You'll soon forget the pain and will have the smoothest crack in town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take painkillers before you go, it hurts but only for a minute. Go for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it for all the men who might (if you say it doesn't hurt) follow in your footsteps one day

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Haven't had my crack done (not hairy there) but have had my mound, shaft and balls done in the past and can honestly say the pain was both minimal and momentary no more than a 3 or 4 - for me it lasted about 4 weeks but there was growth after about 2-3 weeks.

It's also nowhere near as embarassing as you might think it is.

Go for it OP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "oh god the veet is inside me!!!!""

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

It doesn't hurt that much .aren't men total wimps.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Go for it you know you want too, waste of a voucher otherwise

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it but prepare for the grow back to be itchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waxing....... ever watched the movie ' the 40 year old virgin ' ?

That's what popped into my mind too

Yes, it smarts a bit, but it's over quickly and I think the results are worth it"

Is that an offer? Will you man scape me with some wax lol

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

I usually have a Hollywood it's not so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....Mardy bum, literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it, OP!

Doesn't hurt at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go for it, OP!

Doesn't hurt at all "

I susspect you have less hair than me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get my Butt, Sack and Crack waxed once a month.

The worst is your bollocks, the crack actually isn't that bad.

I get done with sugar wax though, if they do it right, it's just one swift rip and it's done.

I've used the same girl for years, she's good.

Get a bad one and it will hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I watch please "

.odd fetish :p

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"So.....i have a voucher.

Do i go for it?

How painful is it on a scale of ;

1- "razor nick" to 10- "oh god the veet is inside me!!!!"?

And how long does the effect last."

Do you want me to come and hold your hand.

I've only been waxed once the pain wasn't that bad but after was horrendous turns out I was allergic to the wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive had my legs waxed in college for the beauty students exams (mine was useles she missed so much i had to go home and shave my legs to finish the job)

Bur i suspect hoop waxing is in a difernt leauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painful but if they use the proper hot wax and cotton strips its done so quickly.

Its like having a piercing intially painful but then a warm afterburn then nothing once the aloe is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Painful but if they use the proper hot wax and cotton strips its done so quickly.

Its like having a piercing intially painful but then a warm afterburn then nothing once the aloe is on "

Whats it like for irritation after.

Like if i veet i csnt do any back door action for a day or too as its too tender.

Wax good to go?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I get my Butt, Sack and Crack waxed once a month.

The worst is your bollocks, the crack actually isn't that bad.

I get done with sugar wax though, if they do it right, it's just one swift rip and it's done.

I've used the same girl for years, she's good.

Get a bad one and it will hurt."

How much ish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't hurt that much .aren't men total wimps."

I'm afraid I most certainly am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had my legs waxed in college for the beauty students exams (mine was useles she missed so much i had to go home and shave my legs to finish the job)

Bur i suspect hoop waxing is in a difernt leauge"

Please tell me that 'hoop waxing' is on the voucher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than the 10 you described.

I'd imagine afterwards it would feel like youd spread your cheeks and sat on an extra wide cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse than the 10 you described.

I'd imagine afterwards it would feel like youd spread your cheeks and sat on an extra wide cactus"

Well that doesn't sound... never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse than the 10 you described.

I'd imagine afterwards it would feel like youd spread your cheeks and sat on an extra wide cactus"

That tickled me *pun intended*

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My ex was a trainee beauty therapist and I was her guinea pig. Was daunting at first with regards to pain as being exotic i was kinda hairy. Tho she did my chest and other regions but was that bad to be fair and prefer the smooth look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get my Butt, Sack and Crack waxed once a month.

The worst is your bollocks, the crack actually isn't that bad.

I get done with sugar wax though, if they do it right, it's just one swift rip and it's done.

I've used the same girl for years, she's good.

Get a bad one and it will hurt.

How much ish?"

In terms of Pain.

1 = A tingle

10- Eyewatering

Butt @ 5

Crack @ @ 6

Sack @ 9

Sack really does hurt and get your sack done BEFORE your crack, because by comparison, your crack will be a lot more bearable.

Anyone planning to meet, get it done 48hrs prior because your nuts will be RED raw and probably bleed.

No joke, but after that 48hr period it's all good.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I get my Butt, Sack and Crack waxed once a month.

The worst is your bollocks, the crack actually isn't that bad.

I get done with sugar wax though, if they do it right, it's just one swift rip and it's done.

I've used the same girl for years, she's good.

Get a bad one and it will hurt.

How much ish?

In terms of Pain.

1 = A tingle

10- Eyewatering

Butt @ 5

Crack @ @ 6

Sack @ 9

Sack really does hurt and get your sack done BEFORE your crack, because by comparison, your crack will be a lot more bearable.

Anyone planning to meet, get it done 48hrs prior because your nuts will be RED raw and probably bleed.

No joke, but after that 48hr period it's all good.

"

No. As in cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get my Butt, Sack and Crack waxed once a month.

The worst is your bollocks, the crack actually isn't that bad.

I get done with sugar wax though, if they do it right, it's just one swift rip and it's done.

I've used the same girl for years, she's good.

Get a bad one and it will hurt.

How much ish?

In terms of Pain.

1 = A tingle

10- Eyewatering

Butt @ 5

Crack @ @ 6

Sack @ 9

Sack really does hurt and get your sack done BEFORE your crack, because by comparison, your crack will be a lot more bearable.

Anyone planning to meet, get it done 48hrs prior because your nuts will be RED raw and probably bleed.

No joke, but after that 48hr period it's all good.

No. As in cost."

Between £35 - £60 quid.

I pay about £50 quid, because she uses Sugar Wax, it's more expensive but less painful than strips.

You'll regret not paying the extra £20 quid because strips HURT.

Strips are fucking nasty but the cheaper way of doing it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Between 2 and 4 out of 10, depending on who's doing it.

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