FabSwingers.com forum: Doris is a feisty little bitch!

By *ubSirVient-Definition OP Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Anyone else getting good battered by this meteorological pensioner?

I'm currently on an MOD Base trying to avoid falling trees and roof tiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flying recycling box hit my car earlier when I was driving home

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She's nothing on 1987 yet.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

I should of stayed in bed

Driving my van is fucking scary

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

It's playing merry hell here so think I'll stay indoors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's nothing on 1987 yet.

Yep...soooooo true. I lived in Essex then and the irony was i was a tree surgeon at the time. I couldn't even get down my own road for two days and it was a main route. Worked non stop for over 9 months on storm damage trees.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's playing merry hell here so think I'll stay indoors! "

I decided to stay in bed. For this morning at least. I feel very decadent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garden battered by the fecker

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By *icked_tongueMan
over a year ago

Bolton

She's certainly battered my house; had to call the insurance company and now sat patiently waiting for someone to come and fix things....Doris is proving to be a right stroppy,beligerant wind bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I'm thick, I've just figured out what the feck you've all been talking about!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My garden battered by the fecker

Your poor lady garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else getting good battered by this meteorological pensioner?

I'm currently on an MOD Base trying to avoid falling trees and roof tiles!

Yep, creaking buildings and rattling windows here. No travelling for me tonight, definitely staying home..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Christ I'm thick, I've just figured out what the feck you've all been talking about!"

My status confused people too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been down the M5 I'm on the way back up and it's a bit blowy! Nice and sunny though, jst stopped for a bite and caffeine. .

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oleman lost the roof off the allotment shed. Stuff blowing everywhere. Dodge the dustbins today.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Someone should catch Doris and put her back in her box

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Just had to do an emergency job from piccalilly to Cambridge with the three most BORING IT GEEKS I've ever met!! Seriously I've just spent three hours Wishing a tree would crush my car. I swear they were talking in binary!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came house to both fences down and my garden table and chairs in nxt door garden,

Mrs

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I've done my "airfield" joke SO many times today! The guys all secretly love it....i can tell!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There were actual waves on the canal this morning. And the walk into work was definitely draftier than usual; it took me ages to brush my hair when I got there.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"She's nothing on 1987 yet.

I wos born in the midall of that storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

A little tiny propeller plane too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

A little tiny propeller plane too

Fuck that !!

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

A little tiny propeller plane too

Fuck that !!

Good luck "

I've had some Dutch courage!!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

I had a very bouncy and feeling pukey ride into Heathrow earlier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

A little tiny propeller plane too

Fuck that !!

Good luck

I've had some Dutch courage!!

Well as long as the pilot hasnt had any too it'll all be fine.......probably

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Eek rather you than me...have a safe flight!

A little tiny propeller plane too

Fuck that !!

Good luck

I've had some Dutch courage!!

Take a little more than Dutch courage! Have a safe flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Doris is heading off to Poland now, apparently.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

You'll be fine PB x

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

This storm made itself known Inland many of late have not reached these parts doris did... listening to david bowies Wild wind was quite appropiate..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"She's nothing on 1987 yet.

I remember that...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"A flying recycling box hit my car earlier when I was driving home

Was it a black box and a silver car?

Someone took a box out in front of me going the other way, poor little box lol!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I had a very eventful driving lesson earlier. Fallen trees giving me impromptu practice at 3 point turn, manoeuvring around wheelie bins and shopping trolleys which were in the road and a emergency stop for a bit of fence panel flying into the road.

It was great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

You'll be fine PB x"

Aaaand relax, my paws are back on terra firma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully so far Doris hasn't done too much damage in my neighborhood apart from a few branches off trees and blowing over some of my tall container plants in the garden. I hope the worst of it has passed now.

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo

some poor woman in her 20's died in wolverhampton a table sized but of debris blew off a roof and killed her

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By *oumepartyMan
over a year ago

derbyshire

I have had a lot of emergency call outs today as trees are falling all over the place. It's not fun having to climb trees and cut up dangerous windblown trees ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

You'll be fine PB x

Aaaand relax, my paws are back on terra firma!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

You'll be fine PB x

Aaaand relax, my paws are back on terra firma!

Thank god I can put down my rosary beads now

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i want to know who names these things..... are the next ones name Ernie and Flo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking forward to this plane ride

Oooooh I just watched a big plane trying to land on the news good luck PB

I'm hoping my plane doesn't make the news

You'll be fine PB x

Aaaand relax, my paws are back on terra firma!

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tad breezy out today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep 1.5 hours to get round a roundabout under the m25 due to foreign lorry drivers not being able to read the diversion signs, even had to abandon the car at one point for a wee on middle of the roundabout. When you've got to go you've got to go. I hate living near the QE2 bridge

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