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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen? "

I don't think I can beat that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen? "

Nah....tell him you only like wagon wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen? "

Some are scary and pathetic rather than funny, there seems to be a lot of mentally challenged people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen?

Nah....tell him you only like wagon wheels "

On second thoughts don't as it would be going up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a funny one the other day

"my girlfriends just bought a strap on harness, and a clone a willy kit, guess I'm going to find out what it's like to go fuck myself"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of them posted by fabsters, are very funny.

I've just read one that says:

""Just been asked if I want a kit kat eaten outta my arse. ..tempted to reply we talking chunky or 4 fingers ;0)."

So what's the funniest ones you've seen?

Some are scary and pathetic rather than funny, there seems to be a lot of mentally challenged people on here "

Yes, I've read some that are a bit close to the edge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a funny one the other day

"my girlfriends just bought a strap on harness, and a clone a willy kit, guess I'm going to find out what it's like to go fuck myself" "

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

OP - wait until someone suggests a game of status shuffle.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP - wait until someone suggests a game of status shuffle....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - wait until someone suggests a game of status shuffle.....

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ha never thought of that!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I try to post some funny statuses sometimes.

It does provoke my inbox to fill up with one liners... but that is quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try to post some funny statuses sometimes.

It does provoke my inbox to fill up with one liners... but that is quite amusing."

Always a great intro for any message you send them. Good on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a funny one the other day

"my girlfriends just bought a strap on harness, and a clone a willy kit, guess I'm going to find out what it's like to go fuck myself" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone pick up my keys?" Posted right after a gang bang. Made me chuckle

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I love the one's from single guys that state

" House empty from 9.15am to 2.45pm. Who's coming round?"

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