FabSwingers.com forum: Fab profile dictionary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

professional

pr?'f??

...engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as an amateur...

Basically used on a profile to try and prove their genuine

Feel free to add your own contributions,could be interesting reading a dictionary

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Doesn't bite = has no imagination.

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By *essyhornyfunMan
over a year ago

Eastham

"Stable" - rides a trike.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Straight - could mean bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be vwe = fantasist

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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won't bareback anyone = might do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't bite = has no imagination."

this lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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enjoys giving oral = never gives any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"enjoys giving oral = never gives any."

I'm so gullible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accommodates- one weekend in June, when he house sits for his gran, while she's in Bognor on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can make any woman Cum guaranteed

It might have happened once... Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single guys = varies only single guys

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"enjoys giving oral = never gives any.

I'm so gullible!"

read mine, lol.

i have a boyfriend who reads all my messages = i am sick of being disrespected by guys via messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet just anybody

Will meet the first person to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to try meeting a couple, maybe = all the single women have turned me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have face pic = won't show you mine

Good sense of humour = easily offended

Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation.

Personally it important = your wallet is more so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"enjoys giving oral = never gives any.

I'm so gullible!

read mine, lol.

i have a boyfriend who reads all my messages = i am sick of being disrespected by guys via messages."

Sorry, distracted by your tattoos...

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accommodates- one weekend in June, when he house sits for his gran, while she's in Bognor on holiday."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no fooling any of you is there. Right, better getting editing...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"enjoys giving oral = never gives any.

I'm so gullible!

read mine, lol.

i have a boyfriend who reads all my messages = i am sick of being disrespected by guys via messages.

Sorry, distracted by your tattoos..."

it's fine, i posted the important bit in this topic.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell "

Maybe theeir a professsiunal whose lost there dickshunry

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell "

Secrete=something horrid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to be an honest asshole than an impressive lier. Women always catch you out anyhow lol

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

I am very genuine = profile will be gone the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell "

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

Bi Curious = Fucking Clueless

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

"Anyone want to fuck my boyfriend while I'm at work must be able to accommodate " = I'm a man looking for a shag.

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

""Anyone want to fuck my boyfriend while I'm at work must be able to accommodate " = I'm a man looking for a shag."

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I am very genuine = profile will be gone the next day.

lol.

i will turn up if i say i will = i will be the only guy who won't turn up.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Non Smoker - Smoker

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"professional

pr?'f??

...engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as an amateur...

Basically used on a profile to try and prove their genuine

Feel free to add your own contributions,could be interesting reading a dictionary"
been here before know how it works=nothing interesting to say about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment = desperate for a shag

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

39 .. anything upwards from 45

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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quality over quantity = that's my excuse for having no veris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality more important than looks = i have shitloads of paperbags and a vivid imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well endowed = good luck trying to get your lips around THAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a relaxed easy going woman = Total nightmare. Run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can almost taste the bitter in some of these posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a relaxed easy going woman = Total nightmare. Run."

I'll look out for this!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

easy going with a great sense of humour = miserable as fuck psychotic control freak

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Cannot travel or accommodate - in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have face pic = won't show you mine

Good sense of humour = easily offended

Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation.

Personally it important = your wallet is more so. "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Guaranteed orgasm = guaranteed fake orgasm to make it stop

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Try anything once = I really don't want to limit my chances of a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can lick for hours - yawn

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Not here to shag the whole site = Chance would be a fine thing

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Not here to shag the whole site = Chance would be a fine thing"

hahaha

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Respectful = Until you reject me that is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be hard work sometimes. = sociopath..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not trying to fuck the whole of fab - they are trying to fuck the whole of their hotlist, which is basically half of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send me a cock photo, they all look the same = Here's 30+ pictures of my manky fanny which also looks like a bulldog chewing a jar of mayonnaise

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Looks/age unimportant = I just want a shag, any shag will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great contributions here.

Maybe i should compile them in to profile,

(with a photo shopped / stolen picture)

It wont be a fake profile...it would just read like 90% of other profiles

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

I may have tested that theory see if it's Poss on the other site. Uploaded a crapload of really bad pics I got from the net really bad profile like a chimp wrote it. Checked it the other day 35 messages. So that proves how bloody sad they are on there.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"You can almost taste the bitter in some of these posts

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Just ask - I don't know how swinging works and just want a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'I can be picky here'...ive alienated myself and desperate now

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"To Sydney University....It's recommended.... "= I'm a gullible halfwit who doesn't read FAQs and genuinely believes a profile statement countermands the terms and conditions I agreed to on signing up.

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By *ungdublinguyMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

Likes BDSM = saw fifty shades thinks they're a sex expert.

No pic = no reply, fake profile collecting pics

"I'm a __ year old woman and looking to meet men." = your gonna need a truck chains and hooks to drag a conversation out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later:

I cudnt be arsed because I'm fake and will have disapeared from the site in a few hours

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"Will fill in later:

I cudnt be arsed because I'm fake and will have disapeared from the site in a few hours "

I've seen a few profiles over 6 months old with this statement.

If they can't find time in 6 months to write a few lines about themselves then they obviously don't have time for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbies = I haven't told my partner I've created this profile

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

"Just ask - I don't know how swinging works and just want a shag "

That's because most of the idiots used to swing from trees!

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By *intonicXXXCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Love this thread! Well done OP!!!!

T.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a veri.

Treat her with respect = don't shoot on her tits after two minutes and be unable to continue like I did.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I love to lick pussy for hours - I will write anything in the hope that it may persuade you to drop your knickers for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a veri.

Treat her with respect = don't shoot on her tits after two minutes and be unable to continue like I did.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I love to talk dirty on the phone - (I'm too goddamn tight to call a chat line)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available to skype - watch me wank and cum for 2 seconds will ya? Someone? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominant ....has no clue..thinks a good spanking and hard fucking is what it is.

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

"Personality more important than looks = i have shitloads of paperbags and a vivid imagination"

Actual lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a squirter = I'm obsessed and won't give up till you do even if you are crawling towards the door on your hands and knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a squirter = I'm obsessed and won't give up till you do even if you are crawling towards the door on your hands and knees!

Sounds like the voice of experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic fingers - pokes around without a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic fingers - pokes around without a clue "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will add to this later" = really can't be bothered writing about themselves just looking for the easy was to get some action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young looking - once your beer goggles are firmly on

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Back again = Think I've sussed out this time how to stop my partner from seeing my internet tracks.

Back again = hoping that b%tch who must have reported stalking don't work out who I am.

Ladies needs always come first = I'll get what I want and leave you totally unsatisfied.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never any complaints = nobody is going to hang around me long enough for sex, nevermind complaining about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into messaging for ages= need a shag before the wife comes home from the weekend at her mums.

Like to message for a while to get to know you = only want to message

Read your profile= didn't read your profile

Will make you scream= will make you scream but not in the good way.

Cock that can go all night= cock that has one 3 minute go in it all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into messaging for ages= need a shag before the wife comes home from the weekend at her mums.

Like to message for a while to get to know you = only want to message

Read your profile= didn't read your profile

Will make you scream= will make you scream but not in the good way.

Cock that can go all night= cock that has one 3 minute go in it all night

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Very clean and respectful gentleman - I promise I won't wipe my cock clean on your curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/17 23:12:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young looking - once your beer goggles are firmly on

Love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very clean and respectful gentleman - I promise I won't wipe my cock clean on your curtains"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread. Very amusing

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I respect privacy at all times - I may rifle through your knicker draw when you pop to the bathroom

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Magic fingers - pokes around without a clue "

Or i'm going to shove them up your fanny like i'm trying to find a rabbit!

Been here before, lost all my veris - been here before, couldn't get a shag then either so left, but I think your dumb enough to believe I was veried before of I just say so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very clean and respectful gentleman - I promise I won't wipe my cock clean on your curtains"

Wait....Are you saying we SHOULDN'T wipe our cocks on your curtains?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Always clean and nice-smelling - I should bloody think so. And not just a quick squirt of Lynx before going out, either...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Genuine honest guy - will not lie to you about having a wife...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

15,346 messages in my inbox - please send me a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great thread. Very amusing

Great thread...i may spend too much time reading forums than i should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will try anything once , twice if I like it = I've never been given a second chance

Dominant / master = I can give you a good hard slap around the face making you see lights but that's OK because "it's BDSM"

I'm early 50's = I'm 63 in a good light

I don't bite unless you ask lol = I have no imagination or sense of humour AT ALL

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"discreet = attached/married

discrete = can't spell "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

420 friendly....i smoke Cannabis/Marijuana/Pot/420,what ever you call it its a drug !!

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"420 friendly....i smoke Cannabis/Marijuana/Pot/420,what ever you call it its a drug !!"
nothing wrong with drugs if ther not abused, think the worst drug is drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can almost taste the bitter in some of these posts

I bet you taste sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420 friendly....i smoke Cannabis/Marijuana/Pot/420,what ever you call it its a drug !!"

I dont smoke , at all. But I'll happily sit and argue why its a better drug than alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice guy - ends up not being nice in any way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman looking for men = can't think of anything to put on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for !,@,#,$,/,*....ive ticked ever box when joined site,so show in searches,but put filters on to block #,$ now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic = Used to play football when I was 10

Bi = best chance of meeting couples

Straight (guys) = unless your wearing a dress or in a couple.

Professional = let everyone know I have a job.

Funny = they are all laughing with me, right ?

VWE = tucked my balls in and put a can/remote next to them.

Can't Accom = wife would kill me.

Dom = seen both Mr Grey movies.

Vanilla = no touching below the waist

Safe sex only = will make an expection for you.

Discrete = you think I want people knowing in a freak ?

Good with my hands = once touched a side boob.

Into anything = will take whatever is offered.

Great Veris = my other fake accounts love me.

Adventurous = left the light on last week.

Clean = it's Monday and I bathe every Sunday.

Great pics = stole the best ones I could find.

Sydney uni = who really cares ? Enjoy my pics.

Local only = guys are to dumb to change their postcode, right ?

Sapiosexual = I like to Google big words.

Old and bitter = see my profile

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not meeting = Just seeking attention because my partner won't stop playing playstation."

I am the first one to admit to this as, since I became a mum, my h prefers his PS4 to sex but I have always been honest about it.

I am really enjoying the thread, though.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Can fuck for hours = impotent in denial.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can accommodate = but only on the 32nd of each month or when the parents/wife are away

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Better to be an honest asshole than an impressive lier. Women always catch you out anyhow lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a dom...I have no idea about a S&M relationship and confuse this with being a top

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Will try everything once = I expect you to let me attempt everything that I want to, though won't tell you what I am doing until I've got my foot up your hole and treating you like the escort who threw me out last time.

Total dom = moody, unable to caress, only shove you

Heavy cummer = obese bloke will fall asleep on you during missionary, after his slug cock dribbles

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Accommodates- one weekend in June, when he house sits for his gran, while she's in Bognor on holiday."
hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm experienced with tv's - I watch five hours of shemale porn every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a twelve inch cock - I measure from tip to anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet a convincing tv... - It makes me feel less gay when I'm bumming you if you look like a girl.

...must be discreet - Wouldn't be seen dead with you in public.

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