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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz? "

oh look it's Keith Lemon

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Probably been going on since the beginning of time, or human time anyway. Have you just started learning about sexual practices that humans enjoy op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?! "

Even I didn't notice that one lol better correct it eagle eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz? bo selecta, craiiiiggggg davidddddddddfdd ( I've met him btw lol)

oh look it's Keith Lemon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really choosy when it comes to rimming. The rimmee has to have a little bum with easy access to the starfish.

If I have to start parting cheeks or feel the butt cheeks pressing on my cheeks mid flick, I ain't interested.

You have to conduct a thorough scratch n sniff test first though

A 'shitmus' test

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz?

oh look it's Keith Lemon "

bo selectaaaaa, craiiiiggggg davidddddddddfdd (I've met him btw lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really choosy when it comes to rimming. The rimmee has to have a little bum with easy access to the starfish.

If I have to start parting cheeks or feel the butt cheeks pressing on my cheeks mid flick, I ain't interested.

You have to conduct a thorough scratch n sniff test first though

A 'shitmus' test "

Lmao no pun

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP...you really don't have a way with words, do you?

I admire the way you feel free to say exactly what you want, without worrying about what others might think.

Good for you.

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?! "

Hahaha well spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go to McDonald's

Same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP...you really don't have a way with words, do you?

I admire the way you feel free to say exactly what you want, without worrying about what others might think.

Good for you."

One the contrary am a lyrical gangsta fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted"

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"OP...you really don't have a way with words, do you?

I admire the way you feel free to say exactly what you want, without worrying about what others might think.

Good for you.

One the contrary am a lyrical gangsta fs. "

What does this mean?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As long as it's clean, I'm happy to go both ways, male or female

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP...you really don't have a way with words, do you?

I admire the way you feel free to say exactly what you want, without worrying about what others might think.

Good for you.

One the contrary am a lyrical gangsta fs.

What does this mean?"

I dunno

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol "

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just go to McDonald's

Same thing."

Their bacon clubhouse double is no all that bad

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself."

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be."

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Rimming removed by original poster 22/02/2017 about half past eightish]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me "

A lot of so called men are like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me

A lot of so called men are like that "

Oh I know. Normally when it comes to giving oral I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me

A lot of so called men are like that

Oh I know. Normally when it comes to giving oral I find "

Yet, it is soo much fun

To me it's an important part of making love, I love pleasing Sheila orally

I hear a lot of traveller's don't go down on their woman as they think it dirty

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz? "

What has your sexuality got to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me "

I love being selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's clean, I have no problem with it, rather enjoy it actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz?

What has your sexuality got to do with it?"

Everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as it's clean, I have no problem with it, rather enjoy it actually "

Have you ever had a mishap like when eating his/her ass they've farted on your face or worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love being selfish "

Bet your inbox overfloweth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as it's clean, I have no problem with it, rather enjoy it actually

Have you ever had a mishap like when eating his/her ass they've farted on your face or worse? "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really choosy when it comes to rimming. The rimmee has to have a little bum with easy access to the starfish.

If I have to start parting cheeks or feel the butt cheeks pressing on my cheeks mid flick, I ain't interested.

You have to conduct a thorough scratch n sniff test first though

A 'shitmus' test "

Pmsl laughing reading this reply.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Used to have an aversion to it, now quite enjoy a good rim, either way.

OP... Do you consider having a toy or finger up your bum a bit gay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I love being selfish

Bet your inbox overfloweth! "

Not a single message yet I need to work on being fake instead of real to attract more mail me thinks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to have an aversion to it, now quite enjoy a good rim, either way.

OP... Do you consider having a toy or finger up your bum a bit gay? "

Not gay just not comfortable with it chicks have tried and I've said no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the old addage that women fall in love with what they hear and men with what they seeven is true i guess am gonna need to start being more sooky to get my inbox pinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See*

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I like a womans reaction when you do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?! "

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Used to have an aversion to it, now quite enjoy a good rim, either way.

OP... Do you consider having a toy or finger up your bum a bit gay?

Not gay just not comfortable with it chicks have tried and I've said no."

Your gspot is up there dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to have an aversion to it, now quite enjoy a good rim, either way.

OP... Do you consider having a toy or finger up your bum a bit gay?

Not gay just not comfortable with it chicks have tried and I've said no.

Your gspot is up there dude "

My g-spot is my wallet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

"

It's been corrected, my bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a womans reaction when you do it. "

What if she sharts on you dude? humans are very unpredictable!

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me

A lot of so called men are like that

Oh I know. Normally when it comes to giving oral I find "

Not here, love giving oral to a woman.

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself."

To be fair i imagine most men are happy to recive a blow job but wouldnt be happy giviing one :p

But flipancy asside thats a stupid argument.

Take bdsm a sadist dom would not be willing to be tied up and flogged any more than thier masochist submisive eould want ro do it to them.

But rhe other way round it works.

Anal, some people like giving but not reciving.

Biting, scratching, feet etc.

Theres load sof things people like to give but wouldnt want to recive or receive but wouldnt want to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So would you like to be rimmed?

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Had exes do it to me before n never liked it but my new girl loves doing it which led me to return the favour lol

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"So would you like to be rimmed?"
that an open offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

I didn't say it was vile just not my cup of tea to eat someone's poop hole if someone gets their jollies doing it to me then let them be.

So you selfishly take but never give why does that not surprise me "

Retarded comment of the day!

So if I'm with a girl who likes to be domminated is it selfish of her not to dominate me back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So would you like to be rimmed?that an open offer?"

Yes park your anus's on my tongue everyone lol

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"So would you like to be rimmed?that an open offer?

Yes park your anus's on my tongue everyone lol"

Yay free rim jobs all round!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?!

Hahaha well spotted

I dinny mind receiving,had it done to me a couple of times the chick a was with liked rimming me but it's not something I'd do, god folk are so quick to inspect others profiles hope everything is accurate with your own ones lol

OP if you think it's such a vile thing to do why would you like to receive? Surely you wouldn't want a partner to do something you are unwilling to do yourself.

To be fair i imagine most men are happy to recive a blow job but wouldnt be happy giviing one :p

But flipancy asside thats a stupid argument.

Take bdsm a sadist dom would not be willing to be tied up and flogged any more than thier masochist submisive eould want ro do it to them.

But rhe other way round it works.

Anal, some people like giving but not reciving.

Biting, scratching, feet etc.

Theres load sof things people like to give but wouldnt want to recive or receive but wouldnt want to give"

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham


"Just go to McDonald's

Same thing."

In what way?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz?

What has your sexuality got to do with it?

Sod all "

Fixed that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz? "

Don't do it then.

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I love being rimmed, it feels amazing having a tongue wriggling around in there.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"When did this become fashionable?as a straight guy I don't care how good looking a chick is am not eating no ones ass or sniffing their farter. Personal preference as they say. Anyone had their ass eaten or tossed the salad themselves, what's the buzz? "

I can't help but think something else is being said here about preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the guy who has listed rimming in his list of interests?! "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I like a womans reaction when you do it.

What if she sharts on you dude? humans are very unpredictable! "

Lol hasn't happened yet but that wouldn't be a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to worship a womans ass bend her over and really caress her bumhole with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that an anal passage is ......A passage ( shock! )

As long as it's clean there's hardly any chance of....

You get my drift.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I like to worship a womans ass bend her over and really caress her bumhole with my tongue "

Nice! Love being rimmed before being fucked.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I love to rim a lady very much.

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