FabSwingers.com forum: Fine, I'll do it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.

But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.

So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.

You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.

And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.

I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My clock pic is in no way photo shopped I'll have you know OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.

But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.

So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.

You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.

And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.

I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line"

I'll help out, pick us up on the way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.

But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.

So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.

You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.

And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.

I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line

I'll help out, pick us up on the way... "

Perfect, although I think it would be better if we split up. Maybe just work together when one of us need a second opinion.

For ego purposes, I like to keep good looking men away from me as much as possible, hope you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll hold my hands up no photoshop was used in the making of any of my pics. But wouldn't say no to verifying that

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Is this like rate an uber driver, but replace the car with buttocks and breasticles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you should also rate on taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think you should also rate on taste

Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far do you travel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you should also rate on taste

Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks"

Well I do like a nice certificate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How far do you travel?

All of UK and Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think you should also rate on taste

Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks

Well I do like a nice certificate "

Wait...this is the female half isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

I'm definitely interested in visiting your work place

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Hmmm, interesting idea. But there is a flaw.

This would just be your opinion. For a real score each bum/boob should be inspected by a panel who then agree on a final collective score.

Other metrics should also be added to the inspection. Amount of wobble when spanked for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My clock pic is in no way photo shopped I'll have you know OP

Nice Clock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, interesting idea. But there is a flaw.

This would just be your opinion. For a real score each bum/boob should be inspected by a panel who then agree on a final collective score.

Other metrics should also be added to the inspection. Amount of wobble when spanked for example."

I also travel the country too, so I could be in this panel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could always hold a sort of interview process. Since this is my idea I feel I should be able to chose the panel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

I here you have a chair he can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Queen of photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

I here you have a chair he can use

Here?? That's terrible English

I hear you have a chair he can use

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the Queen of photoshop"

God I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

I here you have a chair he can use

Here?? That's terrible English

I hear you have a chair he can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you call round by my office during work hours perhaps ?

I here you have a chair he can use

Here?? That's terrible English

I hear you have a chair he can use

It's a nice big leather one, ideal for........sitting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far do you travel?

All of UK and Ireland

How very interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you should also rate on taste

Would you like to book an appointment, I'm in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks

Well I do like a nice certificate

Wait...this is the female half isnt it?

Hahaha yes it is . Thankfully Mr doesn't have boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the Queen of photoshop

God I hope not

Can u imagine if admin removed my pics now haha

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I already know I haven't got the best boobs or the best arse so feel free to eliminate me from your enquiries OP. Oh, and I do use Photoshop to blur out my tattoos, one of which could possibly be seen in some of my arse shots. Photoshop isn't always nefarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the Queen of photoshop

God I hope not

Can u imagine if admin removed my pics now haha"

I'll come take some more for you, don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already know I haven't got the best boobs or the best arse so feel free to eliminate me from your enquiries OP. Oh, and I do use Photoshop to blur out my tattoos, one of which could possibly be seen in some of my arse shots. Photoshop isn't always nefarious."

Lets not be too hasty now, you've got a lovely figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of mine are the greatest, I use a filter but that's it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neither of mine are the greatest, I use a filter but that's it

Yours are lovely. Im still crying im not your type

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

I wouldent k ow how to photoshop them lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Us little people are never sought after for this type of thing, so I will pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well played, OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Us little people are never sought after for this type of thing, so I will pass thanks

Nobody gets judged on size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So today we have had a "best tits" and a "best arse" thread.

But since these are just photos and with photoshop readily available I just don't think we can get an accurate rating.

So, since I travel the country with work anyway, I will take time out of my own life to come and inspect peoples bottom and boobs.

You will be rated out of 10 for shape and firmness. Once inspected you can expect to receive a certificate in your inbox and if you should so chose, you can upload it to Fab.

And because I'm so generous, I will do this free of charge.

I'm expecting to be inundated with appointments so I may need a partner to help out somewhere down the line"

Laughing my head off at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that. "

Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I`m going for the best towel thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that. "

Thats fine. I think in the interest of science we should get together and compare notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.

Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.

We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I wouldn't inspect my ass from below if I was you op...when this thing decides to sag it could suffocate you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't inspect my ass from below if I was you op...when this thing decides to sag it could suffocate you

I think id be ok with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.

Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.

We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered.

No its fine. I think im going to go ahead with this. Sure theres enough people to go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah OP, you should know by now that women know best. So I shall be a slave to boobology and embark on a national squeeze-athon and will report back on my tit-tastic findings. I'm good like that.

Sorry OP, I'd rather sign up with HH; she makes a good point. Thanks for taking on such a worthy cause.

We would make an excellent team, so there you go. No need to put yourself out OP, the ladies have this one covered.

No its fine. I think im going to go ahead with this. Sure theres enough people to go round"

When the males and females have done their individual research, we can get together and compare notes.....

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