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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

was the closest you ever came to biting the bullet ,kicking off,dieing ..what ever you want to call it .

ERRRR so far that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in intensive care for 4 days on returning from hati about 11 years ago

Contracted selmonella poisoning from a doddgy sausage we think (and before the wisecracks it was an edible pork sausage lol)

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some twat overtaking a truck on a blind bend. How I missed him I'll never know, but it was one of those moments when I truly thought my time was up.

And the one thought that went through my mind was that I wouldn't find out if my sisters unborn child was a boy or a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mown down by a car ( on purpose) she actually mounted the pavement and went for me , lol

it fucking hurt i'l tell ya,

was in hospital 4 weeks

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

In hospital, after throwing up blood, they thought it may be a burst ulcer, a nurse almost finished me off, as she gave me a glass of 7up, as it was the old cold drink on the ward!!!

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Some twat overtaking a truck on a blind bend. How I missed him I'll never know, but it was one of those moments when I truly thought my time was up.

And the one thought that went through my mind was that I wouldn't find out if my sisters unborn child was a boy or a girl. "

dont worry i had my eyes closed tooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see the "describe" thread

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

Healthwise - salmonella from a dodgy mushroom pakora a few years back.

Otherwise - sitting in a pal's XJR going faaaaaaar too fast near Leeds when a wheel came off an artic and bounced down the motorway towards us. Somehow it bounced over us and onto the other carriageway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was in intensive care for 4 days on returning from hati about 11 years ago

Contracted selmonella poisoning from a doddgy sausage we think (and before the wisecracks it was an edible pork sausage lol)

Craig x"

obviously not an edible sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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obviously not an edible sausage"

Good point lol trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm indestructable. Have never spent a night in hospital, have never broken a bone. Had a few stitches in my finger in April this year but that's about it.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I think I am a cat, as I seem to have a few lives lol, but have had a few close shaves. Aged 12, swept out to sea by current and saved by a lifeguard, however there were no lifeguards on that beach, turns out he was on holiday from America!!

Trapped upside down (by tree branches) in a kayak, on a very fast flowing river, and no-one else in the group could get to me, by pure fluke, a paddler in another group coming down the river crashes into the overhanging branches and knocks my boat out in clear water.

Rock climbing on a single rope (not very sensible) got stuck about 45 feet up, no way to down climb safely and have to untie so my climbing partner could coil it up and run up on a path to the top to tie it off and drop it down to me, spent about ten minutes hanging on by my fingertips.

........ Holy cow..... I think I am going to give up outdoor pursuits!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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My appendics burst as the surgeon was removing them.

And came top to bottom on a flight of stairs, fracturing and displacing my spine

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"was the closest you ever came to biting the bullet ,kicking off,dieing ..what ever you want to call it .

ERRRR so far that is "

Do future events count???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm indestructable. Have never spent a night in hospital, have never broken a bone. Had a few stitches in my finger in April this year but that's about it."

pmfsl looks like im on a challenge at the beach party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Bungee jumping...I thought my heart was going to burst out of my chest

Keeping fingers crossed Ive never been seriously hurt or injured and now I bet ive jinxed myself

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"My appendics burst as the surgeon was removing them.

And came top to bottom on a flight of stairs, fracturing and displacing my spine"

Why was he operating on your appendix at the top of a flight of stairs...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And came top to bottom on a flight of stairs, fracturing and displacing my spine"

Must have been quite an orgasm though!

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