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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This year I turn 30, no longer a hot young 20 something year old, instead I'll be a hot young 30 something, and that doesn't have the same ring to it.

The worse thing is, according to the T.V. advert, at 30 there is a 20% chance I'll kill someone. That's not something I think I can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till ya get to 40 that percentage increases quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry when you reach your 50's the chance of not believing everything you see on TV much improves .....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah, you're (not going to get) fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain.

Though it will put me into a new set of age ranges, every cloud and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse that that you can no longer go on 18-30 holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty 30's I'm sure you'll have lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrghhh...30's

I'd kill to be back in my 30's

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30. "

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40? "

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40? "

I haven't given it much thought to be honest. I'm always a little shocked to find how old I have become as my internal me is still in his 20s.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in! "

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Young people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in! "

I'd love to be seen in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be thankful you'll never be a menopausal woman..the chances of me killing someone in the very near future are sky high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella. "

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in! "
and you still look exceptionally gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella. "

Awwww thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

I'd love to be seen in you

"

Filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby is nearly 30, and I like it! 30 sounds far sexier and far more mature.

Probably because I have a thing for older men/women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, you're (not going to get) fucked. "

What? Why would you say that? Why will no fuck me in my 30's? Does this happen? OH MY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

I'd love to be seen in you

Filth!"

Me?

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in! and you still look exceptionally gorgeous "

Charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, you're (not going to get) fucked.

What? Why would you say that? Why will no fuck me in my 30's? Does this happen? OH MY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY? "

There are plenty of fucks to be had -- worry not!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet! "

Oh geez, you can have a penultimate retraction also. People are so touchy about their oldness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet!

Oh geez, you can have a penultimate retraction also. People are so touchy about their oldness. "

Getting older = getting crankier (and creakier)

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Don't worry when you reach your 50's the chance of not believing everything you see on TV much improves ..... "

S

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet!

Oh geez, you can have a penultimate retraction also. People are so touchy about their oldness.

Getting older = getting crankier (and creakier)"

Oh, we can play music to drown out any creaking. Not sure how to overcome the cranky side... I'll work it out in the next few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet!

Oh geez, you can have a penultimate retraction also. People are so touchy about their oldness.

Getting older = getting crankier (and creakier)"

Alas, true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in!

Oh, I'll retract that comment for you and you alone Estella.

Oi! I'm not far off! And the end of my thirties has most definitely been the best years yet!

Oh geez, you can have a penultimate retraction also. People are so touchy about their oldness.

Getting older = getting crankier (and creakier)

Oh, we can play music to drown out any creaking. Not sure how to overcome the cranky side... I'll work it out in the next few weeks."

Hahaha!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Young people "

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S"

Happy 75th in advance S!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

Happy 75th in advance S! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, we can play music to drown out any creaking. Not sure how to overcome the cranky side... I'll work it out in the next few weeks."

Read her poetry to calm her.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

Happy 75th in advance S! "

Do not expect such a warm welcome as last time Missy

x

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, 30s aren't so bad!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"

Oh, we can play music to drown out any creaking. Not sure how to overcome the cranky side... "

Get those bloody kids off my bloody lawn.

*shakes fist whilst clad in slippers and dressing-gown*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, we can play music to drown out any creaking. Not sure how to overcome the cranky side... I'll work it out in the next few weeks.

Read her poetry to calm her. "

Oh true story!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are as old as the woman you feel.

Please can I touch someone younger

If anyone older wants to touch my feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

Happy 75th in advance S!

Do not expect such a warm welcome as last time Missy

x

S"

Heheh!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Meh, 30s aren't so bad! "

50's would be OK too of those that wanted to rub bones lived nearer, takes forever to get anywhere on this bloody zimmer!

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are as old as the woman you feel.

Please can I touch someone younger

If anyone older wants to touch my feel free "

You say feel free. But when i messaged you, nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, 30s aren't so bad!

50's would be OK too of those that wanted to rub bones lived nearer, takes forever to get anywhere on this bloody zimmer!

S"

on the plus side...not too long to hold out for that free bus pass!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Meh, 30s aren't so bad!

50's would be OK too of those that wanted to rub bones lived nearer, takes forever to get anywhere on this bloody zimmer!

S

on the plus side...not too long to hold out for that free bus pass!"

True & I can laugh at the young ones when I insure my 190mph m/c for less than £150

You can keep the Saga holidays though

S

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be 55 in a couple of weeks and I'm having a self imposed midlife crisis

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Wish i was 30 again im deading my birthday getting close to 40 is not nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30s are fantastic Op.

Well mine currently is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"30s are fantastic Op.

Well mine currently is "

In all honestly I don't feel any different so I'll just take it as it comes.

By the way, is 140 miles local?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you were on about this

308 days

08 hours

54 mins......

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's all relative. Wait till you're nearer 40 and you'll be wishing you were early 30s.

I used to hate getting older, turning 30 really got me down, now I hardly remember what age I am, (probably the old age ) it doesn't make a difference to me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all relative. Wait till you're nearer 40 and you'll be wishing you were early 30s.

I used to hate getting older, turning 30 really got me down, now I hardly remember what age I am, (probably the old age ) it doesn't make a difference to me now. "

Fuck me wait untill your 50 and.......what were we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be thankful you'll never be a menopausal woman..the chances of me killing someone in the very near future are sky high!"

I hear ya!!...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

Happy 75th in advance S!

"

To be absolutely fair he doesn't look too bad for 74 .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, 30s aren't so bad!

50's would be OK too of those that wanted to rub bones lived nearer, takes forever to get anywhere on this bloody zimmer!

S

on the plus side...not too long to hold out for that free bus pass!

True & I can laugh at the young ones when I insure my 190mph m/c for less than £150

You can keep the Saga holidays though

S"

Saga Holidays, retirement homes (wtf?!) & funeral planning leaflets pop through my letter box....Oh & a Damart brochure too, fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be thankful you'll never be a menopausal woman..the chances of me killing someone in the very near future are sky high!

I hear ya!!... "

Awwwww you poor women,now be a dear and make me a cuppa.....ta

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I really rather like being in my 40s

I give far less (metaphorical) fucks than I did before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be thankful you'll never be a menopausal woman..the chances of me killing someone in the very near future are sky high!

I hear ya!!...

Awwwww you poor women,now be a dear and make me a cuppa.....ta "

You'd better get running......

I maybe an oldie but I'm speedy

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Young people

I was just thinking the same I'm holding off my b'day celebrations till the T-party a few days later.

Hope you lot are suitably prepared.

S

Happy 75th in advance S!

To be absolutely fair he doesn't look too bad for 74 ....."

Watch it you or I'll get the cane out next time

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Just wait until you're closer to 40 than 30.

That's so old. What will you do when you hit 40?

Oi! I just turned 40 -- its *the* decade to be seen in! and you still look exceptionally gorgeous into younger men? X

Charmer!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 44 in the summer.

Feck

off

it's a beautiful life

live it

be a hooman

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Yeah, you're (not going to get) fucked. "

Nah; he's got 15 years of Fab 'use by date' left. The majority of people in here are only looking for less than 45 years old, so enjoy yourself mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are as old as the woman you feel.

Please can I touch someone younger

If anyone older wants to touch my feel free "
could always touch me x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"You are as old as the woman you feel.

Please can I touch someone younger

If anyone older wants to touch my feel free "

.....stretching out my Mr Tickle arms now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being in my thirties. Worry not, OP. Just remember that hangovers get more horrific the older you get...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being in my thirties. Worry not, OP. Just remember that hangovers get more horrific the older you get..."

mwah xxxx

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Look at it this way OP you've entered a lot of extra peoples age range.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being in my thirties. Worry not, OP. Just remember that hangovers get more horrific the older you get...

mwah xxxx"

Welcome back, lovely! X

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in my 40s and wiggles just hit 50, not noticing much change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned 46 the other day and while I'm probably the happiest I've been in a long time, parts of my body hurt far too much for no apparent reason. Apart from the fact that I've just drifted out of a lot of people's age ranges this getting older business isn't that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being in my thirties. Worry not, OP. Just remember that hangovers get more horrific the older you get..."

This....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I love being in my thirties. Worry not, OP. Just remember that hangovers get more horrific the older you get..."

Oh I don't know. I can cope on a couple hours sleep.

(Or am I still d*unk)

Whatever...I Love my 30s

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Wait till ya get to 40 that percentage increases quite a bit "

Wait till you get to sixty

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