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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Because you stole my crown

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face

Please wait in the VIP departure lounge

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums

Is he chipped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz I know a super hot pilot who can fly us there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face

Please wait in the VIP departure lounge "

Waiting patiently as requested

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Honeys plane, Honeys rules

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coz I know a super hot pilot who can fly us there

Hope you packed that nip slip bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got to let me on - just because

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you're going to need someone to bring the cocktails over right?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change

You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?

Would you like to be oil applicator?

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Because i like getting d*unk at thirty thousand feet and bring sweets to stop your ears popping. I'm thoughtful like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men? "

I'll mop your fevered brow, hold your hair back when you have over indulged, make sure you have clean underwear.....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Visa application denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums

Is he chipped? "

Chipped he has his own radar station

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change

You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?

Would you like to be oil applicator?

Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Honeys plane, Honeys rules"

Zackly.

On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot) "

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums

Is he chipped?

Chipped he has his own radar station

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I know a hot cop at the airport and I'm actually quite funny

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"you got to let me on - just because

Ok-just because

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock

The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was.

You can be the beach bar dj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would party all night and make you breakfast when we all got in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Because orgasm denial is a bit mean

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men?

I'll mop your fevered brow, hold your hair back when you have over indulged, make sure you have clean underwear....."

Thanks ma. Pick a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Honeys plane, Honeys rules

Zackly.

On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure."

Do I need jabs beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because orgasm denial is a bit mean

I like it though

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I could be a bald Daniel Craig rising out of the surf with the forest all damp and moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you look good on the beach, in our bikinis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because I really really hate the cold and I make good cups of tea

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums

Is he chipped?

Chipped he has his own radar station

Ok. You are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give someone else my seat

I don't like holidays particularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give fantastic cuddles and I dint drink so I could drive you all around and make sure you all stay safe

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just because. "

As if I would leave you.

You'll be my late night partner

Think of the chats

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

You shouldn't I wouldn't want to bring you down and I don't have a passport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Can I come just to see hubby's face when I tell him i'm going and his passport is out of date

Mrs

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change

You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?

Would you like to be oil applicator?

Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey

You want to touch all the ladies don't you?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

Praise the Lord for auto pilot.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I know a hot cop at the airport and I'm actually quite funny

I like funny. Climb aboard.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because orgasm denial is a bit mean

Not always

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Honeys plane, Honeys rules

Zackly.

On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure.

Do I need jabs beforehand? "

Nah. We'll play roulette shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because.

As if I would leave you.

You'll be my late night partner

Think of the chats

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I could be a bald Daniel Craig rising out of the surf with the forest all damp and moist

Get on!

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Because we've been good and you been edging him for long enough now...

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

I need to come and care for your mother

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll make you look good on the beach, in our bikinis. "

You'll look grand.

Pack a case.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"because I really really hate the cold and I make good cups of tea

xx"

We won't be drinking tea.

But you can come too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Honeys plane, Honeys rules

Zackly.

On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure.

Do I need jabs beforehand?

Nah. We'll play roulette shall we? "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start...."

Fuck...

Ok.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

You shouldn't I wouldn't want to bring you down and I don't have a passport "

I'll smuggle you.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Can I come just to see hubby's face when I tell him i'm going and his passport is out of date

Mrs"

Yes, yes you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me because I'm an unsuitable man lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change

You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?

Would you like to be oil applicator?

Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey

You want to touch all the ladies don't you?

Good point I'm in

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I need to come and care for your mother"

If she lets you you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because I really really hate the cold and I make good cups of tea

We won't be drinking tea.

But you can come too

"
thanks I can make a few cocktails xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me because I'm an unsuitable man lol"

The best kind.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock

The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was.

You can be the beach bar dj

Awww fanks, I'll start you off with...

Club Tropicana

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock

The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was.

You can be the beach bar dj

Awww fanks, I'll start you off with...

Club Tropicana

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8"

Oh I do love me a bit of George

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

Fuck...

Ok.

It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos you'll need someone to watch your sunbeds whilst you are frolicking in the pool

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

Fuck...

Ok.

It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her

But I'm a good girl

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

What sort of hot is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

Fuck...

Ok.

It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her

But I'm a good girl

We know....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cos you'll need someone to watch your sunbeds whilst you are frolicking in the pool

Ah perfect. You are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an obscene amount of shoes and I don't mind sharing

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

What sort of hot is he?

Anything you want Kinky.

I got them lined up for you to pick.

Captain and co-pilot if you will.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way

Visa application denied."

Thought so oh well at least I had the balls to say it as I saw it unlike a lot in here who are very obviously pussy whipped

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

Fuck...

Ok.

It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her

But I'm a good girl

We know...."

I think you want to corrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm good at carrying suitcases and lubricating body's so there's no 3rd degree burns

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

What sort of hot is he?

Anything you want Kinky.

I got them lined up for you to pick.

Captain and co-pilot if you will.

You're ace, they are both bi as it happens

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun

Come on then

**family holiday..yay!**

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you stole my crown

F'in hell.

Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)

Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain

What sort of hot is he?

Anything you want Kinky.

I got them lined up for you to pick.

Captain and co-pilot if you will.

You're ace, they are both bi as it happens

Didn't that work out well for you.

All going on in the cock pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me a fridge magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start....

Fuck...

Ok.

It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her

But I'm a good girl

We know....

I think you want to corrupt

Far too easy that.

Think much darker.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me because I'm an unsuitable man lol

The best kind.

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well I'm glad u think so little lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Well, apart from the obvious sexual bonuses of having a couple along to worship the hostess night and day Sam is an excellent luggage carrier and i am quite the expert sun worshipper / fizz sipper

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Well, apart from the obvious sexual bonuses of having a couple along to worship the hostess night and day Sam is an excellent luggage carrier and i am quite the expert sun worshipper / fizz sipper

Flying first class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really need to try an sell myself??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Woah .. I'm going to Barbados

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You're ace, they are both bi as it happens

Didn't that work out well for you.

All going on in the cock pit

It did thank you

It's ok people we're on auto-pilot atm

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do I really need to try an sell myself??"

You may well be the co-pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I'm lily white and need a tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you young uns keep the noise down I'm off to bed.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do I really need to try an sell myself??"

No exceptions

Tell me what you've got.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cos I'm lily white and need a tan

Come get some D my love. Vit d too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can you young uns keep the noise down I'm off to bed."

Its early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I'm lily white and need a tan

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I'd love to tan your pert arse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles.

Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya!

Barbados here we come guys!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles.

Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya!

Barbados here we come guys!!!"

You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we are just don't right filthy

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun

Come on then

**family holiday..yay!**"

Old people have their uses

Where are we going ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw please let me come its the only way i can join the mile high club

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I can paraglide alongside if there's no more seats, throw me a rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have the perfect honey dibber, and I make great breakfast cocktails to get the day of to a haze

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you

Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun

Come on then

**family holiday..yay!**

Old people have their uses

Where are we going ??"

Aruba

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"aw please let me come its the only way i can join the mile high club "

Ok. Make sure you clean up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles.

Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya!

Barbados here we come guys!!!

You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ

No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye.

IM NOT COMING.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles.

Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya!

Barbados here we come guys!!!

You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ

No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye.

IM NOT COMING."

Ok.

Feed my fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for me i will supply the sun cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles.

Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya!

Barbados here we come guys!!!

You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ

No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye.

IM NOT COMING.

Ok.

Feed my fish?"

Yeah I'm partial to a gold fish with ketchup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I haven't had a holiday in flipping ages.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I haven't had a holiday in flipping ages."

Come on then Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I haven't had a holiday in flipping ages.

Come on then Jim

Holiday, celebrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty good at cooking and a cooked breakfast, however you like it, will help that hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because its my bday tomorrow and some warm weather, and a few coctails by the pool sounds lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you always need an Irish person, for craic

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm pretty good at cooking and a cooked breakfast, however you like it, will help that hangover

Yes. Go to gate 69 and await your hostess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you got to let me on - just because

Ok-just because "

tvm xxx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because you always need an Irish person, for craic

Yes we do! Come along BG

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry about the late song change, now I offer you....

Las Ketchup

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you always need an Irish person, for craic

Yes we do! Come along BG"

Sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty good at cooking and a cooked breakfast, however you like it, will help that hangover

Yes. Go to gate 69 and await your hostess "

I'll get the hostess' seat ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry about the late song change, now I offer you....

Las Ketchup

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ"

Oh God...what next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow? "

Might need a foot pump

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm leaving on a jet plane..... a sing-song or a fuckathon. which would you prefer ladies?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow? "

I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off

Tune would be....

AC/DC - Go Down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Would you could you on a plane

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off

Tune would be....

AC/DC - Go Down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA"

Jet airliner ... Steve miller band

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off

Tune would be....

AC/DC - Go Down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA"

Can we have wham back on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were supposed to bring cake to my castle months ago!!!

Still waiting!!!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I have no good reason you should take me, but i need a holiday after a shitty week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

Might need a foot pump "

Has your foot got a puncture?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off

Tune would be....

AC/DC - Go Down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA

Can we have wham back on?

No, no you bloody well can't!

However I will play a tune that I think you all might enjoy, which is.....

George Michael & Aretha Franklin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCWLhlJV0Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off

Tune would be....

AC/DC - Go Down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA

Can we have wham back on?

No, no you bloody well can't!

However I will play a tune that I think you all might enjoy, which is.....

George Michael & Aretha Franklin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCWLhlJV0Y "

Yes..I can go for that!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

I thought you were already on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

I thought you were already on

Late arrival!

Thanks for holding it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs

No chance!

Got to ensure everything is thoroughly lubed and moving free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost forgot.

I have a huge inflatable alligator

Can you blow?

Might need a foot pump

Has your foot got a puncture? "

It's a bit swollen actually

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!

Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs

No chance!

Got to ensure everything is thoroughly lubed and moving free!"

Ok, I'll let you off then. Fancy joining the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of my bonfire building skills n experience of spit-roasting pigs........plus I can cook!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

One word pancakes

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come? "

Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because of my bonfire building skills n experience of spit-roasting pigs........plus I can cook!

You know there will be amenities?

And many places for food

You can come and be beach eye candy though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop

Easily pleased....take a seat

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

One word pancakes

Bring your flippers

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

One word pancakes

Bring your flippers

Will I need my snorkel as well

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

One word pancakes

Bring your flippers

Will I need my snorkel as well

I hear the reef is quite spectacular so I would suggest packing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any seats left on the plane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

You had one saved of course, next to me

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!"

"the plane,boss,the plane!! "

And wheres my bloody cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

You had one saved of course, next to me

Why thank you Miss H

You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Aaaargh!! That bloody song is in my head now!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!

"the plane,boss,the plane!! "

And wheres my bloody cake!! "

It's here. Sit down, strap in and you can have it.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

You had one saved of course, next to me

Why thank you Miss H

You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight

You don't usually let me sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!"

And seeing as i can't pm you (

)

Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!

And seeing as i can't pm you (

)

Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey!

Why Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Get on the bloody plane!

And seeing as i can't pm you (

)

Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey!

Why Thankyou

Your welcome, mmm polka dots!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

One word pancakes

Bring your flippers

Will I need my snorkel as well

I hear the reef is quite spectacular so I would suggest packing it

That's ok I like diving

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!

Just make sure you shut the bog door if you go for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it seems you're taking all of fab with you and I don't want to be left behind with no one to perv on while you're all fabbing it in Aruba

plus I'm desperate for some D

I'm happy to sit on someone's lap if there's no seats left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any seats left on the plane?

You had one saved of course, next to me

Why thank you Miss H

You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight

You don't usually let me sleep

Oh I do apologise M'Lady

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because it seems you're taking all of fab with you and I don't want to be left behind with no one to perv on while you're all fabbing it in Aruba

plus I'm desperate for some D

I'm happy to sit on someone's lap if there's no seats left

Sit where you like lady

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are there any seats left on the plane?

You had one saved of course, next to me

Why thank you Miss H

You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight

You don't usually let me sleep

Oh I do apologise M'Lady

I don't need sleep, but you know this.

I might need to sit on your lap, I seem to have given away too many seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the plane full yet? Room for a skinny bird and a fatty?

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over a year ago

"Because of my bonfire building skills n experience of spit-roasting pigs........plus I can cook!

You know there will be amenities?

And many places for food

You can come and be beach eye candy though

Sound I'll bring a paper bag for my head so I don't scare the sea life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i can fly! Any pilot problems im your man...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Because i can fly! Any pilot problems im your man..."

Kinky will be delighted. Head on down to the cock pit

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

"On a jet plane.

I've got a few spare seats.

We are off to the sun.

Why should I let you come?

Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop

Easily pleased....take a seat

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift off

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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