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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield

#1.

It's never appropriate for a heterosexual male to look another heterosexual male in the eye whilst eating a banana.

#2

As above, a heterosexual female must not look a fellow heterosexual female in the whilst licking the filling of cream out of an enclair/cream egg.

#3

Cucumber and vasiline should never be part of the same transaction.

#4

When purchasing duct tape and cable ties, you must not pass comment on 'how expensive kidnapping has become' (I learnt this the hard way at B&Q once with an over zealous checkout girl with a sense of humour disorder)

Feel free to add.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Oh, I thought it was a proposal announcement

JG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

#5 Men must never but soft furnishings such as cushions whilst with another male friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love number 4

What happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I thought it was a proposal announcement

JG "

You first!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

If you are the designated driver, when stopped by the boys in blue at 3am opening the window and saying "Yefshh occifer what can I doos for you?" Will probably get you a free go in the blow box & a stern talking to..

A serious amount of ribbing from all your pissed mates too.

Some people have no sense of humour! It wasn't even cold or raining!

S

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Love number 4

What happened? "

I used to tour manage club events and festivals. One particular weekend I had nipped to the local B&Q to buy said items. £15.98 shows up and I said "16 quid!! Jesus you wouldn't have thought kidnapping some one would be so expensive" I paid and went to walk out only for the security gorilla to stop me at the door. I show him my receipt to prove I'd paid and he said "I just need you to wait here sir" after a few moments of me asking what's going on a police car pulls in blues and twos on the lot. Thankfully I know the Sgt that turned up very well, she found it funny as hell.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Always check the date before agreeing to an after business dinner appointment with a male colleague.

Feb 14th in a small Italian restaurant is not an acceptable date

S

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Always check the date before agreeing to an after business dinner appointment with a male colleague.

Feb 14th in a small Italian restaurant is not an acceptable date

S"

You sure he wasn't hoping for a full service dinner date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always check the date before agreeing to an after business dinner appointment with a male colleague.

Feb 14th in a small Italian restaurant is not an acceptable date

S"

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Oh, I thought it was a proposal announcement

JG

You first! "

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple
over a year ago

dukinfield

#7

When enquiringly asking the hot girl at the grocery shop you must always, with a straight face, ask how much the lovely melons weigh and can you Squeeze them to test for freshness.

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