FabSwingers.com forum: Observations on dwindling standards.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.

I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.

Duke has spoken #Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you live in the attic,,,,? OMG....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Duke has spoken before

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/544405

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

Oh.

It's you again.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Duke has spoken before

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/544405

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long live the duke

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Anyway, on with the laughs/outrage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know half terms over, but many of the schools in my area have an inset day today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha,

its a bit like the selfies that have not been looked at before being posted, dirty washing etc in background.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Duke has spoken before

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/544405

Oh Duke. Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to me....you sound like a bit of a snob, you're more concerned with your comfort and biased standards than the person, maybe its because you see them as "targets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The return of the thin white duke throwing darts in lovers eyes

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

poor duke reposting as he's to lazy to come up with a new pulling technic to lazy to clean up after himself hence having a cleaner .

duke does the cleaner do the fucking for you bet she or he does you lazy sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh Duke

dastardly daring to repeat ones diatribe to the dozens

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

Yawn.....boring!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Out of retirement I see. Is this going to be a greatest hits tour? https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/546981

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

The *sight* of a half nibbled bagel

I applaud your high standards Duke. Would that I could do more than merely aspire to them.

Still smiling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mildly humorous Duke, however, the arrogance is almost venomous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order."

So moist right now.....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

His posts make me

Welcome back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, could you just send your cleaner over? After they've deep cleaned my home I'll decide whether the standard is high enough for any 'drilling' and let you know.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this post ... nice one op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duke has spoken before

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/544405

And needs new material

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Wow.. house cleaning and a new "baby box" how can a girl refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati!"

fiat. Fix It Again Tomorrow

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I think his needle's stuck in the groove. Messy hands have been scratching

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

Ahhhh you crapauds kill me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Heard about Dukes. The one from Yotk had 10 000 men, must have been one hell of a night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/17 18:27:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Uht69h8Is

a better duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati!

fiat. Fix It Again Tomorrow

I much prefer my Fix Or Repair Daily

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke

The *sight* of a half nibbled bagel

I applaud your high standards Duke. Would that I could do more than merely aspire to them.

Still smiling here

Maybe a quarter nibbled one would be acceptable..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can see some dust on your windowsill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

Please post this again tomorrow

and the day after

and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't read past "penthouse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, dude's got his own hashtag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. "

Aw really??? Erm, wanna meet? I mean, I defo gonna cancel like 5 mins beforehand, but that's 55mins free cleaning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwombling Thundertwunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site"

The juke is also a Nissan and they're pretty shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What idiot invented the pointless concept of making the bed every morning

What a waste of life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site

The juke is also a Nissan and they're pretty shit

Word.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival.

Aw really??? Erm, wanna meet? I mean, I defo gonna cancel like 5 mins beforehand, but that's 55mins free cleaning...."

Oi! I claimed the cleaner first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness. You knicker wetter. Will they clean my oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have you know Duke that I had a lime ok snot green fiat panda for a while. It also had a blue interia.

xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I didn't realise David Dickinson was on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The return of the thin white duke throwing darts in lovers eyes"

Making sure white stains.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

I like the Duke

I like Trump as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the Duke

I like Trump as well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the Duke

I like Trump as well "

are the two connected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this guy, his humour is like a karmic balance for the ranty bellend threads

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By *agan_PairCouple
over a year ago

portchester

The poor chap has to share a building with other peasants .... how horrid ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

I'd rather have a fiat any day x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A lot of threads are repeats on here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A lot of threads are repeats on here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A lot of threads are repeats on here

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