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"Don't you just hate it when......... that last bounty bar you hid in the freezer has been found, scoffed and the wrapper left lying for you to find? " if it was your eldest son who did that,, send him down here for his punishment! lol | |||
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"Don't you just hate it when......... that last bounty bar you hid in the freezer has been found, scoffed and the wrapper left lying for you to find? if it was your eldest son who did that,, send him down here for his punishment! lol" hahahaha.... was the youngest, but I can send the eldest if you like. xx | |||
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"Don't you just hate it when......... that last bounty bar you hid in the freezer has been found, scoffed and the wrapper left lying for you to find? if it was your eldest son who did that,, send him down here for his punishment! lol hahahaha.... was the youngest, but I can send the eldest if you like. xx" oh please do!! cant guarantee the condition he'll return to you in though | |||
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"Don't you just hate it when single guys start moaning in the forums" yes... but love it when we can make a single guy moan in our bed.. | |||
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"Don't you just hate it when single guys start moaning in the forums yes... but love it when we can make a single guy moan in our bed.. " Now that sounds like the kind of moaning I like to do | |||
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"......when you comeback from a lovely relaxing week away to find all the lights on, the fridge door left open, all the healthy food you left going off, the kitchen with piles of mouldering washing up and a pile of bills!..... teenagers aaaaaaaaargh" Did they work out your pin number for your sky card and watch porn movies all night? My daughter had a party while I was away and her male friends did that. | |||
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"when you go up to bed and have forgotton to remake it after washing the bedding earlier that day! " oh ive done that once was so tired at the time i just decided to crash out on the sofa instead lol | |||
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"you check your bank balance at an ATM machine and it says £9.98 available or something meaning you cant draw it out because of 2p or when filling up a car with petrol you edge it to a whole pound...£9.93.... £9.98...£9.99.... £10.02... FUCK! lol " one of the local garages near where i work has a dish full of pennies and two pences, donated by customers for just this eventuality... so nice of them .. | |||
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"you check your bank balance at an ATM machine and it says £9.98 available or something meaning you cant draw it out because of 2p or when filling up a car with petrol you edge it to a whole pound...£9.93.... £9.98...£9.99.... £10.02... FUCK! lol one of the local garages near where i work has a dish full of pennies and two pences, donated by customers for just this eventuality... so nice of them .. " Same as were I go, it's a nice gesture as well, I am always putting pennies in the dish or box, it's not easy to fill up and get it cock on a tenner or twenty quids worth of juice. | |||
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"you check your bank balance at an ATM machine and it says £9.98 available or something meaning you cant draw it out because of 2p or when filling up a car with petrol you edge it to a whole pound...£9.93.... £9.98...£9.99.... £10.02... FUCK! lol one of the local garages near where i work has a dish full of pennies and two pences, donated by customers for just this eventuality... so nice of them .. Same as were I go, it's a nice gesture as well, I am always putting pennies in the dish or box, it's not easy to fill up and get it cock on a tenner or twenty quids worth of juice. " bleeding heck mate what are you driving to only need a tenner or twenty quids worth of fuel?? i never but less then 40 in???? on a good week | |||
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"you dont get a phone call for 2 days ,then your landline and mobile go off at the same time " sorry i wont ring you again... lol | |||
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"you check your bank balance at an ATM machine and it says £9.98 available or something meaning you cant draw it out because of 2p or when filling up a car with petrol you edge it to a whole pound...£9.93.... £9.98...£9.99.... £10.02... FUCK! lol one of the local garages near where i work has a dish full of pennies and two pences, donated by customers for just this eventuality... so nice of them .. Same as were I go, it's a nice gesture as well, I am always putting pennies in the dish or box, it's not easy to fill up and get it cock on a tenner or twenty quids worth of juice. bleeding heck mate what are you driving to only need a tenner or twenty quids worth of fuel?? i never but less then 40 in???? on a good week " I own nine vehicle's, but rarely put more than twenty quids worth in. | |||
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"I own nine vehicle's, but rarely put more than twenty quids worth in. " jeeeeeez 9 vehicles, its bad enough just paying for one lol | |||
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"You run out of milk and can't be bothered to go to the shops.... " That would be me this afternoon. Grrrrrr. The annoying thing is I was in Tesco last night, minded the wine, the 20 fags and fathers day card. But no bloody milk. Plus I have no money! Cause I forgot to go to the cashline, so to get the milk, I will need to go to the bank, take out a tenner for a 60p purchase. And you know what happend when you break a note. It disappears! And you dont no what you spent it on. Can you tell I havent had my coffee today? Whos dropping me in a pint of milk? | |||
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"I just hate it when a song comes on the radio that you just cant quite remember the title of, then the fuckin' DJ plays 2 in a row or the news come on and you never get to find out " I remember Tony Blackburn doing that. | |||
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"I just hate it when a song comes on the radio that you just cant quite remember the title of, then the fuckin' DJ plays 2 in a row or the news come on and you never get to find out I remember Tony Blackburn doing that. " Until recently when he was on Smooth Radio, he still did it | |||
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"When folks park so far from the fuel pump in service station you dunno if their opting for the pump on the left or right!!!! " no I just flick a lit match out my window and drive off...... | |||
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"When folks park so far from the fuel pump in service station you dunno if their opting for the pump on the left or right!!!! " good to see you in the other forums Tony | |||
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